text a girl and ask if 'you can tap that'

MisterSkiMask · 03-29-2011, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Wakka

Bitch wants to go into the city with me and get ice cream this weekend. I think this may have backfired...?

She lives in jersey and i live in ct though so this is a happy medium. just gotta get her drunk in a bar or something i suppose.

Yeah, date rape

Verbiage · 03-29-2011, 10:39 AM

Date rape ftw.

Wakka · 03-29-2011, 10:41 AM

nah shes older then me.

i seriously doubt im going to drive into the city just for some mr. softies though.

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn · 03-29-2011, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Wakka

nah shes older then me.

i seriously doubt im going to drive into the city just for some mr. softies though.

hahahaha, you couldn't have used another ice cream brand besides mr. softies in a thread about sex??

Verbiage · 03-29-2011, 10:52 AM

Ice cream truck at night is epic.

persian54 · 03-29-2011, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ferrari355fi

I haven't taken a girl to get ice cream since I was 15... you doing something illegal, dude??

Girls love getting ice cream/yogurt/cold stones....

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn · 03-29-2011, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by persian54

Girls love getting ice cream/yogurt/cold stones....

Yeah, after dinner or while out and about. Asking someone out to get ice cream is different.

Verbiage · 03-29-2011, 12:27 PM

There's nothing wrong with going out for ice cream. Ice cream is good.

JayKay335i · 03-29-2011, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

There's nothing wrong with going out for ice cream. Ice cream is good.

Not if you have to make a trip into manhattan for it.

Wakka · 03-29-2011, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by ferrari355fi

Yeah, after dinner or while out and about. Asking someone out to get ice cream is different.

not so sure what kind of womenz you are taking out but just about every bitch in the world loves her ass some ice cream

CollinsE90 · 03-29-2011, 12:34 PM

She is asking for ice cream for 1 of 2 reasons, she doesn't want to be a booty call and likes you. She just doesn't want to feel like a whore by just letting you come by and fuck, ice cream won't make it as awkward

Verbiage · 03-29-2011, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

Not if you have to make a trip into manhattan for it.

I'm not driving 5 hours for ice cream, silly goose. We can go out to Giant and buy some Turkey Hill.

JayKay335i · 03-29-2011, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

I'm not driving 5 hours for ice cream, silly goose. We can go out to Giant and buy some Turkey Hill.

Not everythings about your broski

Wakka · 03-29-2011, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

She is asking for ice cream for 1 of 2 reasons, she doesn't want to be a booty call and likes you. She just doesn't want to feel like a whore by just letting you come by and fuck, ice cream won't make it as awkward

pretty sure its #1 I know she likes me she has said it plenty of times. Im pretty sure i can bang her if i go chill with her this weekend. she also invited me to her party in a couple weeks. So i might just lay low with her tilll her party then smash there.

Also manhattan really isnt that far from me, just under an hour.

JayKay335i · 03-29-2011, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Wakka

pretty sure its #1 I know she likes me she has said it plenty of times. Im pretty sure i can bang her if i go chill with her this weekend. she also invited me to her party in a couple weeks. So i might just lay low with her tilll her party then smash there.

Also manhattan really isnt that far from me, just under an hour.

abort. abort. dont bang if she got dem feelings. Going to cling like a used condom on a leather car seat that you managed to not clean up the night before thats not plastered on, on a hot summer day.

ABORTTTTTTT

Verbiage · 03-29-2011, 12:56 PM

You don't like Turkey Hill ice cream?

Wakka · 03-29-2011, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

abort. abort. dont bang if she got dem feelings. Going to cling like a used condom on a leather car seat that you managed to not clean up the night before thats not plastered on, on a hot summer day.

ABORTTTTTTT

Nah shes not clingy, i used to bang her like 3 years ago. shes just comin back for seconds and doesnt want to seem slutty

JayKay335i · 03-29-2011, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

You don't like Turkey Hill ice cream?

I'm not a hood dawg.

I feel the same way about ice cream as I do about woman, B&J all the way

CollinsE90 · 03-29-2011, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Wakka

pretty sure its #1 I know she likes me she has said it plenty of times. Im pretty sure i can bang her if i go chill with her this weekend. she also invited me to her party in a couple weeks. So i might just lay low with her tilll her party then smash there.

Also manhattan really isnt that far from me, just under an hour.

Yea, 9 out of 10 times when a girl insists on you taking them to do something means they like you a lot and is tired of you not the one inviting her out.

Party sounds like a good plan to just get it in, ice cream will give her the thought you like her too.

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn · 03-29-2011, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Wakka

not so sure what kind of womenz you are taking out but just about every bitch in the world loves her ass some ice cream

I never took a woman out for ice cream who let me fuck her by asking via text message.

Then again, if I wanted to see someone again, I acted like an adult and we had dinner and/or drinks.

Verbiage · 03-29-2011, 01:04 PM

Lol. TH > B&J. Not spending extra money for that overrated garbage.

I'd rather go to a Caribbean shop.

JayKay335i · 03-29-2011, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

Lol. TH > B&J. Not spending extra money for that overrated garbage.

I'd rather go to a Caribbean shop.

Of course you would.

I take ladies to a dairy farm sometime around sunset. None of the supermarket ice cream. Bitches low cows and ice cream and sunsets. Instapoon.

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