[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Axius

I have a hard time understanding what either of you two are saying.


If you two had your own personal thread, I'm pretty sure I'd need to hire at least five translators and a psychiatrist.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

..., I CANT READ YOUR LIPS, ITS A COMPUTER SCREEN!

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Axius

..., I CANT READ YOUR LIPS, ITS A COMPUTER SCREEN!

I learn "also" American sarcasm from teachers with skills on here ..
CAN YOU READ THIS WILLIAM ?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

I learn "also" American sarcasm from teachers with skills on here ..
CAN YOU READ THIS WILLIAM ?

That was legible! Spot on Phil, now we're making progress!

[Torgus]

Originally Posted by jaye944

Now lets get this right...

Wife's Spit
Girlfriends Swallow
Mistress' GARGLE

+1

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by jaye944

Now lets get this right...

Wife's Spit
Girlfriends Swallow
Mistress' GARGLE

-1

[UncleWede]

Don't really care if spit or swallow, as long as gargle. . .

[Axius]

I don't care if you spit or swallow, just don't try to kiss me with your penis breath.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Axius

I don't care if you spit or swallow, just don't try to kiss me with your penis breath.

I laughed much harder than I should have.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

I laughed much harder than I should have.

Now now, we all know how funny I am, embrace the warmth.

[UncleWede]

He's worried about the warmth he feels while embracing you

[Axius]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

He's worried about the warmth he feels while embracing you

Nothing to be worried about, that's just an affect of alcohol in my blood stream. Perfectly normal.

[UncleWede]

He senses the BAC in you, and thinks he might get lucky???

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Axius

I don't care if you spit or swallow, just don't try to kiss me with your penis breath.

This somewhat explains my feelings on the gargle comment. "Please, don't gargle a mouthful of semen in front of me (or, preferably, ever). This will not make you more attractive in any way." Advice to live by.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Axius

Now now, we all know how funny I am, embrace the warmth.

Originally Posted by Axius

Nothing to be worried about, that's just an affect of alcohol in my blood stream. Perfectly normal.

Originally Posted by UncleWede

He senses the BAC in you, and thinks he might get lucky???

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

He senses the BAC in you, and thinks he might get lucky???

BAC = bacon... there is bacon in him...

[UncleWede]

Ax makes a mean plate of bacon in the morning,


Or so I've heard

[Axius]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

This somewhat explains my feelings on the gargle comment. "Please, don't gargle a mouthful of semen in front of me (or, preferably, ever). This will not make you more attractive in any way." Advice to live by.

Solid advice. Better advice? I don't care if a chick spits or swallows or doesn't even want it in her mouth, as long as I get off, I'm A-OKAY! Don't leave me high and dry.

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

BAC = bacon... there is bacon in him...

This is the correct answer.

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Ax makes a mean plate of bacon in the morning,


Or so I've heard

You've heard correct. I even cook eggs, and homefries with grilled onions!

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Axius

Solid advice. Better advice? I don't care if a chick spits or swallows or doesn't even want it in her mouth, as long as I get off, I'm A-OKAY! Don't leave me high and dry.

I actually care if she wants it in her mouth or not. That's kind of a deal breaker for me if she doesn't. Especially if she expects to receive it.

[Lups]

Anything worth answering above?

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Lups

Anything worth answering above?

No, but let me try to ask one...

Ladies, using "stars" as your source material, fill in the blanks...

I would love a man that looks like ______________, acts like_____________ and talks like ________________.

So, looking for your preferred looks, attitude and intellect. GO!

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

No, but let me try to ask one...

Ladies, using "stars" as your source material, fill in the blanks...

I would love a man that looks like ______________, acts like_____________ and talks like ________________.

So, looking for your preferred looks, attitude and intellect. GO!

I would love a man that looks like Chris Hemsworth, acts like Daniel Ricciardo, and talks like Daniel Ricciardo (that accent ).

If he looked like Daniel Ricciardo, I would not object.