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      10-22-2015, 11:10 PM   #551
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I'll definitely post pics of the cap, especially since I didn't have to spend obscene amounts on a SCAR to get it.
Of the FN cap ..I know how that looks .

Damn I really hate to act like this but you know what I would love to know...
Sorry for that...But I don't know to who...And I'm feeling like a fucking idiot in this situation.
Hey Phil...you're over thinking these things.

Speaking of FN, do they have like a walk in store where you can pick up non-restricted stuff like ball caps and FN logo'd items?
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      10-22-2015, 11:11 PM   #553
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Not even. 24 hours
It didn't take much, did it?
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Must have been an exhausting couple days for you girls. Well done
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Do women poo poo in public restrooms?
Some do I suppose. Just like men.
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I can safely say , guys must have been an idiot to break up with you guys in the past, but I am sure you guys had to deal with break ups in the past.

How and why did you breakup with the person?

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I can safely say , guys must have been an idiot to break up with you guys in the past, but I am sure you guys had to deal with break ups in the past.

How and why did you breakup with the person?

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Oh gooodie, do we need to answer honestly?
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bimmette , Biorin , Lups , Sara504 , C5driver and other female members.

I can safely say , guys must have been an idiot to break up with you guys in the past, but I am sure you guys had to deal with break ups in the past.

How and why did you breakup with the person?

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Awwww, that's so sweet of you.

It wasn't them...it was me. I just needed the space to think.
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Oh gooodie, do we need to answer honestly?
Honest= more fun and sincere.
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Some do I suppose. Just like men.
So does the front-to-back technique preclude the bowl-dipper position?

Therefore most women are hover-wipers?

If this is true, then 50% of the human race just joined the standers, and we can claim a sure victory over those savages who dip the bowl.

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I can safely say , guys must have been an idiot to break up with you guys in the past, but I am sure you guys had to deal with break ups in the past.

How and why did you breakup with the person?

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Awwww, that's so sweet of you.

It wasn't them...it was me. I just needed the space to think.
How much time & space did you needed to think?
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Some do I suppose. Just like men.
So does the front-to-back technique preclude the bowl-dipper position?

Therefore most women are hover-wipers?

If this is true, then 50% of the human race just joined the standers, and we can claim a sure victory over those savages who dip the bowl.

OT: Solving life's great mysteries one thread at a time.
What? You have us confused with a CNN poll.
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I can safely say , guys must have been an idiot to break up with you guys in the past, but I am sure you guys had to deal with break ups in the past.

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Awwww, that's so sweet of you.

It wasn't them...it was me. I just needed the space to think.
How much time & space did you needed to think?
It was all relative to their hotness.
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Honest= more fun and sincere.
K. Fuck it, my image really needs these hits.

From 7-9th grade (13-16) I dated a guy who's wife still laughs out loud every time our past comes up.

So the passionate story went like this. We were good friends and deep down he was really shy. As the jock of the school and all he didn't want people in his space and since I'm the most social antisocial freak there is we were together for almost three years. ....

Untill we decided to have sex.

We were like so damn embarrassed by our totally mutual dislike towards any touching besides holding each others hands it was hilarious. Considering I usually snuck out to his house to avoid my mom, and that we slept in the same bed almost every night, the whole trying to make this a real relationship is the biggest joke told many, many times in every occasion we all (our old friends) get together.

The whole ordeal went down beautifully a few days later when we laughed our arses off. Hell, everyone we know still laugh at us both. Two hormonal teenagers, attractive people going like "fuck no".

Yeah, lets say that was a mutual break up.

Second boyfriend was told earlier, I never wanted kids or marriage, I didn't deserve being happy. I ran away to army, and we tried again later but I hurt him too much and by then I truly wanted to learn who I was going to be alone.

Well, the rebound. Dinner table, fancy restaurant with his family. Classy move from me.

... And I'll let you know when I get a divorce. Probable cause is that I'm an awful bitch.
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Awwww, that's so sweet of you.

It wasn't them...it was me. I just needed the space to think.
How much time & space did you needed to think?
It was all relative to their hotness.
I learned something over the past few days...at home I am a 5 on the hotness scale, but....in Utah, I am a solid 9, maybe 9.5.
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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I learned something over the past few days...at home I am a 5 on the hotness scale, but....in Utah, I am a solid 9, maybe 9.5.
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K. Fuck it, my image really needs these hits.

From 7-9th grade (13-16) I dated a guy who's wife still laughs out loud every time our past comes up.

So the passionate story went like this. We were good friends and deep down he was really shy. As the jock of the school and all he didn't want people in his space and since I'm the most social antisocial freak there is we were together for almost three years. ....

Untill we decided to have sex.

We were like so damn embarrassed by our totally mutual dislike towards any touching besides holding each others hands it was hilarious. Considering I usually snuck out to his house to avoid my mom, and that we slept in the same bed almost every night, the whole trying to make this a real relationship is the biggest joke told many, many times in every occasion we all (our old friends) get together.

The whole ordeal went down beautifully a few days later when we laughed our arses off. Hell, everyone we know still laugh at us both. Two hormonal teenagers, attractive people going like "fuck no".

Yeah, lets say that was a mutual break up.

Second boyfriend was told earlier, I never wanted kids or marriage, I didn't deserve being happy. I ran away to army, and we tried again later but I hurt him too much and by then I truly wanted to learn who I was going to be alone.

Well, the rebound. Dinner table, fancy restaurant with his family. Classy move from me.

... And I'll let you know when I get a divorce. Probable cause is that I'm an awful bitch.
First break up story was funny. I like it. At least it was a kinda funny mutual break up. Story got even funnier by adding 1st time experience too!

2nd one, people totally understand. too fast= guaranty breakup.
That is why ,as C5driver stated, she needed time and space. it was her, not the guy's.

3rd. I hope it doesn't happen.
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I learned something over the past few days...at home I am a 5 on the hotness scale, but....in Utah, I am a solid 9, maybe 9.5.
Really/ Utah girls don't like my type.
I think I am more of Hawaiian girl's type.

I use to hear "are you from Hawaii?" "Are you hawaiian?" often.
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Great musicians and very much a musicians band. Great concerts but all about progressive music. Seen a few nuggets there but always "taken" a hot lady enjoying a Rush concert is marriage material.
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