[CollinsE90]

Wakka this is all you need to do to ensure getting ass from her

You: Hey I wont be able to come down this week for ice cream,ill be busy with work
Her: herp derp herpy derpy
You: I think I could make it for the party but if Im going to a party an hour away and will be drinking, I dont know if ill have a place to stay because I dont want to drive an hour drunk
Her: You can stay at my place duh
You: Idk if you will like that, I sleep naked
Her: Me too!


and you're in, works everytime

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

Of course you would.

I take ladies to a dairy farm sometime around sunset. None of the supermarket ice cream. Bitches low cows and ice cream and sunsets. Instapoon.

I low cow too.

[JayKay335i]

Originally Posted by Bavarian III

I low cow too.

More then you low the dong?

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

More then I low cow dong?

Bro.


yo I keep thinking you're Brian man LOL.

[Wakka]

Originally Posted by CollinsE90

Wakka this is all you need to do to ensure getting ass from her

You: Hey I wont be able to come down this week for ice cream,ill be busy with work
Her: herp derp herpy derpy
You: I think I could make it for the party but if Im going to a party an hour away and will be drinking, I dont know if ill have a place to stay because I dont want to drive an hour drunk
Her: You can stay at my place duh
You: Idk if you will like that, I sleep naked
Her: Me too!


and you're in, works everytime

What the fuck ill say this lets see how it goes will post response

[JayKay335i]

Originally Posted by Bavarian III

Bro.


yo I keep thinking you're Brian man LOL.

slowly taking over the world

[Kroy]

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

slowly taking over the world

i'm running into the same problem. i keep thinking brian before seeing wizard gaddafi.

[Wakka]

her answer to i sleep naked was:

'Oh no worries my neighbors have a tree house you can stay in'

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Wakka

her answer to i sleep naked was:

'Oh no worries my neighbors have a tree house you can stay in'

[MisterSkiMask]

Originally Posted by Bavarian III

How long have you been waiting to use that?

[Verbiage]

Long enough.

[JayKay335i]

Originally Posted by Bavarian III

Long enough.

ftfy

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

ftfy

YOOOOO ROFLFLASDFLSDFSDFL.


IS THAT A GLOCK? LMFAOOOOO.

[JayKay335i]

Originally Posted by Bavarian III

YOOOOO ROFLFLASDFLSDFSDFL.


IS THAT A GLOCK? LMFAOOOOO.

ohhh yeahhhhh

[Augenbrauezug]

Sav will be back.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

ohhh yeahhhhh

Yo that's the best one you've done please leave it up LOL.



Augenbrazenburg ftw. Guess she's still thinking about it lol.

[Blake]

lol stop acting like that's the only thing you want...what a typical girl response.

[Wakka]

how to make a bish want your cock 101:

Let them play with the equipment:

[Augenbrauezug]

Originally Posted by Blake

lol stop acting like that's the only thing you want...what a typical girl response.

Just forces me to play stupid games.

[Verbiage]

I think me being an asshole has netted more possibilities than feeding into the girl talk BS. Depending on the girl, of course.

[JayKay335i]

do not want that girl

[JayKay335i]

Originally Posted by Bavarian III

I think me being an asshole has netted more possibilities than feeding into the girl talk BS. Depending on the girl, of course.

Walking in and acting like I own it has definitely netted me more than playing the nice guy. But if you know the girl first, acting like a nice guy usually beats acting like a dick.