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      03-01-2016, 02:40 PM   #5721
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      03-01-2016, 02:40 PM   #5722
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Yo guys just went on a date with this banging ass bitch. Took that hoe to Starbucks and got us some frappucinos. Then dropped her ass back at home just in time to cancel my second date to go to the shooting range.
Can't stop reading this.
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      03-01-2016, 02:50 PM   #5724
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Awesome. Do a bunch. Once the 3 things you look for in a guy section is done, we should ask all the ladies to do impressions of some of the members. That would be hysterical.
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      03-01-2016, 02:51 PM   #5725
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Awesome. Do a bunch. Once the 3 things you look for in a guy section is done, we should ask all the ladies to do impressions of some of the members. That would be hysterical.
um... isn't that what you just did?
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      03-01-2016, 02:52 PM   #5726
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um... isn't that what you just did?
Wait wut... then yes. It is so important, I am asking twice!

Edit: although he emphasis on my second request was ALL the ladies.
or are you suggesting that we are everything they like... as in the "top three" questions WAS the "impressions" question...

Oh God... I may be overthinking this.
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Wait wut... then yes. It is so important, I am asking twice!

Edit: although he emphasis on my second request was ALL the ladies.
or are you suggesting that we are everything they like... as in the "top three" questions WAS the "impressions" question...

Oh God... I may be overthinking this.
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um... isn't that what you just did?
I think we need to start tightening the strings on the people we allow in OT.


Guy didn't even remember what he typed not two minutes ago.
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      03-01-2016, 03:08 PM   #5729
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Awesome. Do a bunch. Once the 3 things you look for in a guy section is done, we should ask all the ladies to do impressions of some of the members. That would be hysterical.
I don't think it's a good impression if people will need three reference books to get it.
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I don't think it's a good impression if people will need three reference books to get it.
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I don't think it's a good impression if people will need three reference books to get it.
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I don't think it's a good impression if people will need three reference books to get it.
Oh snap! I just got owned. I didn't mean that in a bad way, for what it is worth. I meant that it is highly intelligent with layers of meaning that take some deep understanding to get the full meaning. Seriously, it was a very high compliment from me.

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I finally think I know what I need. A woman like Biorin or Lups.
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Oh snap! I just got owned. I didn't mean that in a bad way, for what it is worth. I meant that it is highly intelligent with layers of meaning that take some deep understanding to get the full meaning. Seriously, it was a very high compliment from me.

I understood it perfectly. Just thought her response was funny.
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I finally think I know what I need. A woman like Biorin or Lups.
I always tell people, find a woman who challenges you and you'll be happy all your days.

Her happiness is debatable, but you'll be stoked.
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Oh snap! I just got owned. I didn't mean that in a bad way, for what it is worth. I meant that it is highly intelligent with layers of meaning that take some deep understanding to get the full meaning. Seriously, it was a very high compliment from me.

I know exactly what you meant

and thank you.
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You may have to deviate from the trusty Tinder habit for this one.
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Well that escalated quickly.
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I don't think it's a good impression if people will need three reference books to get it.
It is. To tell a joke to an american, I usually have to tell them their own history first. With you it's easy since you have knowledge.
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I finally think I know what I need. A woman like Biorin or Lups.
Jesus christ. Don't be an idiot.
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Ever had your shit pushed in?
Well...


I've have a rough couple of weeks here but today was very brutal.

"why are you smiling?"

"we're wrapping up the flat today. You need to do the final molding. I bet I'm done in two hours and if you get back home by midnight, I will buy you an M3. If the molding is done."

Okay, he isn't allowed to buy cars. But as for a question: Ever had your shit pushed in? I'd say my ego fucked me over big time today.

No worries. I handled it like an adult. I covered the floor and took a sledge hammer through the wall, and rebuild it straight. Then took down half of the ceiling to cover up what I did and rebuild that. Then I took three loads to the wasteland (and only 95% was recycled to perfection) and I think I have to finally admit I can not do molding to the standard I need it to be done and start hiring folks for it.

So yeah, I'd say yes.
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