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      06-29-2021, 05:16 PM   #5765
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I've passed up sex for sleep - if we ever divorce I'll regret that because she is a stunner, but I need my 6-7hrs man haha
It's not often that I pass on it, this explains my 4-5 hours a night and my abuse of caffeine throughout my day. I feel the same way about mine. A missed opportunity is just that.
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You two can carpool in your new X5M/X6M. Woot woot!!!!
I love me a road trip but damn, I'd fly first class for that show! I may be old, but I'm not dead.

You crack me up.
You're not old. Wine tastes best when mature.

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      06-29-2021, 05:24 PM   #5767
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I am not the expert here Jody is. But he hasn't had sex in a few days. His mind must be turning into mush.
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You two can carpool in your new X5M/X6M. Woot woot!!!!
I love me a road trip but damn, I’d fly first class for that show! I may be old, but I’m not dead.

You crack me up.
Haha, you took the words right out of my mouth except the old but not dead part Anything over 4.5 hours is a must fly for me. I love the X5 but not that much
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      06-29-2021, 05:35 PM   #5769
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You two can carpool in your new X5M/X6M. Woot woot!!!!
I love me a road trip but damn, I'd fly first class for that show! I may be old, but I'm not dead.

You crack me up.
Haha, you took the words right out of my mouth except the old but not dead part Anything over 4.5 hours is a must fly for me. I love the X5 but not that much
Now my lil' mind is scheming!!!!!
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Now my lil' mind is scheming!!!!!
Shirley they have plant shows in NOLA
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Shirley they have plant shows in NOLA
I'm ready for my Bimmerpost ladies.
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I LOL'd so loud right now. I'll send you a ticket……front row for you babe.


….but until then, this is for you. Lol! Tending to one of my green beauties with a scantily clad bottom draped over my neatly manicured forearm in place of a decorative towel.
I am 100% sure that this is someone’s fetish, somewhere
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      06-29-2021, 09:52 PM   #5773
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Aaaaand $500 later I'm cool as a cucumber
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What was wrong with it?
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I confess that today was my first day back in a gym in a year. Even still, I'm in better shape than 95% of the people here (…#blackgeneticsmatter J/K). I guess COVID wasn't too bad for me. Lol!


Listening to Deadmau5's "I'm Not Alone" and really feelin' myself.
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I confess that today was my first day back in a gym in a year. Even still, I'm in better shape than 95% of the people here (…#blackgeneticsmatter J/K). I guess COVID wasn't too bad for me. Lol!


Listening to Deadmau5's "I'm Not Alone" and really feelin' myself.
It's amazing to me how many people did absolutely nothing once they couldn't go to the gym besides sit home and eat/drink.

I worked from home for a few months, and was probably more active than I ever had been before.
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It's amazing to me how many people did absolutely nothing once they couldn't go to the gym besides sit home and eat/drink.

I worked from home for a few months, and was probably more active than I ever had been before.
I am very much enjoying the increased # of female joggers on the street since covid closed the gyms!
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What was wrong with it?
They replaced the flux capacitor. Not really just a regular capacitor
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It's amazing to me how many people did absolutely nothing once they couldn't go to the gym besides sit home and eat/drink.

I worked from home for a few months, and was probably more active than I ever had been before.
Yeah, I had to build myself a nice gym once lockdown started. Haven't been back to the regular gym since. Never anyone in my squat rack now! Although I reckon the cost of building the platform has shot up dramatically thanks to the new cost of lumbar.
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I am not the expert here Jody is. But he hasn't had sex in a few days. His mind must be turning into mush.
I don't have decent response to this. Everyone pay attention, I'm not being a smart ass in a post. By this rationale, your statement is more accurate than I would like to admit.

It took me 3 attempts to reply to this post.
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Listening to Deadmau5's "I'm Not Alone" and really feelin' myself.
Technically speaking that's Calvin Harris' track but collaborating with Deadmau5. Great track nonetheless.
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Don’t forget the secret sauce…ChikfilA sauce.
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Don’t forget the secret sauce…ChikfilA sauce.
Did you know they sell that sexy bastard in grocery stores now? Got myself a bottle for foreplay and another for my food
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I confess that today was my first day back in a gym in a year. Even still, I'm in better shape than 95% of the people here (…#blackgeneticsmatter J/K). I guess COVID wasn't too bad for me. Lol!


Listening to Deadmau5's "I'm Not Alone" and really feelin' myself.
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Technically speaking that's Calvin Harris' track but collaborating with Deadmau5. Great track nonetheless.
Why is it a good song? I just listened tot the Calvin Harris "I'm not alone" and I don't think I'll ever understand this genre. Basically, dude writes a very reasonable first verse, no issues there, but then finds a chorus, and proceeds to repeat it 4 times and calls it a song. I just don't understand.

And while I'm not into rap (partially for the same reasons), I have grown to like some of Tom Macdonald's songs (mostly because a lot of it is political, and most of which I agree with):

Cancelled:


And then just for Sedan_Clan who is only going to focus only on the woman in this video and not the lyrics...
Snowflakes:

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