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      07-18-2016, 02:57 AM   #5853
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When leg spacing is NOT sexy
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      07-18-2016, 03:01 AM   #5854
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When leg spacing is NOT sexy
Also... Those eyebrows. Is there like an eyebrow fetish section on Tinder. Where you finding these?
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      07-18-2016, 03:01 AM   #5855
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When leg spacing is NOT sexy
Also... Those eyebrows. Is there like an eyebrow fetish section on Tinder. Where you finding these?
I'm finding them from my matches :
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      07-18-2016, 03:08 AM   #5856
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I'm finding them from my matches :
Did you put something about caterpillars in your preferences?
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      07-18-2016, 03:09 AM   #5857
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I'm finding them from my matches :
Wait you matched with her? Why'd you swipe right if you don't find her physically attractive
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      07-18-2016, 03:11 AM   #5858
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I'm finding them from my matches :
Did you put something about caterpillars in your preferences?
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It's a bit misleading because we (mostly I) just post pics of chicks with caterpillar eyebrows, so it seems like all of them have f'ed up eyebrows

There's just as many beautiful girls out there, just don't post them because they aren't as interesting
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      07-18-2016, 03:12 AM   #5859
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I'm finding them from my matches :
Wait you matched with her? Why'd you swipe right if you don't find her physically attractive
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I probably swiped too quickly, upon second glance, I regret my swipe
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      07-18-2016, 03:17 AM   #5860
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Here's one of my favorites: a super chill, but average looking chick, who I would give a 9/10 just for that chill factor. Perfect kind of girl to take to a ball game and drink some booze

And she looks loyal as fuck
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Here's one of my favorites: a super chill, but average looking chick, who I would give a 9/10 just for that chill factor. Perfect kind of girl to take to a ball game and drink some booze

And she looks loyal as fuck
I'm not gonna fight you for her man.
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      07-18-2016, 03:49 AM   #5863
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Here's one of my favorites: a super chill, but average looking chick, who I would give a 9/10 just for that chill factor. Perfect kind of girl to take to a ball game and drink some booze

And she looks loyal as fuck
I'm not gonna fight you for her man.
Lol

I'm just sayin, if I don't have plans on a Tuesday evening and I want to get out, I wouldn't mind a baseball game, drinks, and anal with her, I know she's down
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Lol

I'm just sayin, if I don't have plans on a Tuesday evening and I want to get out, I wouldn't mind a baseball game, drinks, and anal with her, I know she's down
She has the strap on? Cuz I know in this game, you're catching.
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I think this forum is such an interesting place for social observations. One thing I find fascinating is how much more willing we are to overlook physical flaws when we know someone well/enjoy their company or some aspect of their personality.

If there's a girl on here and her picture is seen, I feel like there's an almost automatic "you're super hot" regardless of whether that's really true. Girls (and ladyboys) on Tinder/Bumble/whatnot are ripped apart for the smallest things, things that would totally be overlooked on probably any of the girls on this forum, or a girl you knew in real life and might be into.

I'm not trying to be a Debbie Downer - I think it's great that you can put your thoughts out there, as brutally honest as they might be. Man, some of the shit that you guys tear some girls a new asshole for, though... you'd think they looked like a burn victim. Again, not trying to say I'm angelic or whatnot, but it's interesting to observe so closely. Carry on.

Edit: I need to go to bed.
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Here's one of my favorites: a super chill, but average looking chick, who I would give a 9/10 just for that chill factor. Perfect kind of girl to take to a ball game and drink some booze

And she looks loyal as fuck
I'm not gonna fight you for her man.
Lol

I'm just sayin, if I don't have plans on a Tuesday evening and I want to get out, I wouldn't mind a baseball game, drinks, and anal with her, I know she's down
Or you know, you could call your bud in LB an hour away to do those things with. Sans anal.

I'm probably prettier, no lie.
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      07-18-2016, 04:02 AM   #5867
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I think this forum is such an interesting place for social observations. One thing I find fascinating is how much more willing we are to overlook physical flaws when we know someone well/enjoy their company or some aspect of their personality.

If there's a girl on here and her picture is seen, I feel like there's an almost automatic "you're super hot" regardless of whether that's really true. Girls (and ladyboys) on Tinder/Bumble/whatnot are ripped apart for the smallest things, things that would totally be overlooked on probably any of the girls on this forum, or a girl you knew in real life and might be into.

I'm not trying to be a Debbie Downer - I think it's great that you can put your thoughts out there, as brutally honest as they might be. Man, some of the shit that you guys tear some girls a new asshole for, though... you'd think they looked like a burn victim. Again, not trying to say I'm angelic or whatnot, but it's interesting to observe so closely. Carry on.

Edit: I need to go to bed.
Hehe. The eyebrows have been a thing lately.
You're right though. It's also the freeze frame phenomenon. Everything looks different when you pore over it in stop motion. Most of the people ripped apart here would be gladly taken on a date by most of the people doing the ripping here (I suspect).

Anyway, go to bed. You're getting old. Isn't there some Pokemon Go player that needs chasing off of your lawn?
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      07-18-2016, 04:05 AM   #5868
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I think this forum is such an interesting place for social observations. One thing I find fascinating is how much more willing we are to overlook physical flaws when we know someone well/enjoy their company or some aspect of their personality.

If there's a girl on here and her picture is seen, I feel like there's an almost automatic "you're super hot" regardless of whether that's really true. Girls (and ladyboys) on Tinder/Bumble/whatnot are ripped apart for the smallest things, things that would totally be overlooked on probably any of the girls on this forum, or a girl you knew in real life and might be into.

I'm not trying to be a Debbie Downer - I think it's great that you can put your thoughts out there, as brutally honest as they might be. Man, some of the shit that you guys tear some girls a new asshole for, though... you'd think they looked like a burn victim. Again, not trying to say I'm angelic or whatnot, but it's interesting to observe so closely. Carry on.

Edit: I need to go to bed.
Hehe. The eyebrows have been a thing lately.
You're right though. It's also the freeze frame phenomenon. Everything looks different when you pore over it in stop motion. Most of the people ripped apart here would be gladly taken on a date by most of the people doing the tearing here (I am guessing).

Anyway, go to bed. You're getting old. Isn't there some Pokemon Go player that needs chasing off of your lawn?
Hey man, weird eyebrows are weird eyebrows.

Secret confession: I have a GameBoy Advance emulator on my laptop, on which I have a copy of Pokemon Crystal that I usually beat once every year or two. Pokemon Go is some amateur shit.

Back to my room... *creaks away on walker*
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This thread just got too serious for my likings.

I'm leaving too. Ok for real this time- see you all next week.

Actually, I take that back. Why? Because fuck all of you guys for not wishing me a happy birthday at midnight.

For that, I have no known return date to this shit hole known as OT
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Here's one of my favorites: a super chill, but average looking chick, who I would give a 9/10 just for that chill factor. Perfect kind of girl to take to a ball game and drink some booze

And she looks loyal as fuck
I'm not gonna fight you for her man.
Lol

I'm just sayin, if I don't have plans on a Tuesday evening and I want to get out, I wouldn't mind a baseball game, drinks, and anal with her, I know she's down
Or you know, you could call your bud in LB an hour away to do those things with. Sans anal.

I'm probably prettier, no lie.
Fine, only if you promise to give me a piggy back ride from the ferry to the stadium and back

And hit up the Tinder chick. I wanna give her the business
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This thread just got too serious for my likings.

I'm leaving too. Ok for real this time- see you all next week.

Ps- fuck all of you guys for not wishing me a happy birthday at midnight.

For that, I have no known return date to this shit hole known as OT
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Dude, plz don't leave for a week, w/o Verb, we need all the help we can get
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This thread just got too serious for my likings.

I'm leaving too. Ok for real this time- see you all next week.

Ps- fuck all of you guys for not wishing me a happy birthday at midnight.

For that, I have no known return date to this shit hole known as OT
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Dude, plz don't leave for a week, w/o Verb, we need all the help we can get
.....ill think about it
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This thread just got too serious for my likings.

I'm leaving too. Ok for real this time- see you all next week.

Actually, I take that back. Why? Because fuck all of you guys for not wishing me a happy birthday at midnight.

For that, I have no known return date to this shit hole known as OT
Sorry! I was just making a half asleep comment. Haha, ugly ass hoes. Happy birthday!
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This thread just got too serious for my likings.

I'm leaving too. Ok for real this time- see you all next week.

Ps- fuck all of you guys for not wishing me a happy birthday at midnight.

For that, I have no known return date to this shit hole known as OT
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Dude, plz don't leave for a week, w/o Verb, we need all the help we can get
.....ill think about it
I'll smack the shit out of you little boy

You're staying. End of discussion
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