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      05-19-2015, 11:52 AM   #595
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Is there a reason for these words?
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Why are you picking on me? Do you want me to leave the car forum?
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Why are you picking on me? Do you want me to leave the car forum?
That's the type of response I would expect if your username was Sensitive Bitch but no you are Douche. Be yourself.
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Cool. What ever makes him happy.
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Why are you picking on me? Do you want me to leave the car forum?
That's the type of response I would expect if your username was Sensitive Bitch but no you are Douche. Be yourself.
That was an awesome response. You're much stealthier than me, and the sensitive bitch didn't take the hint eh, being she's still taking to you and picking on me lol... Must add the dumb bitch as a last name...
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Cool. What ever makes him happy.
You know what makes me happy?



Having you in my life. <3
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Having you in my life. <3
Aww, you're too kind, but I have to say you have many times brightened my sorry life, so it goes both ways. For a guy trying very hard to act like a complete asshole, I'm sorry to say your soft side has been seen often enough for you to not qualify as one.
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Aww, you're too kind, but I have to say you have many times brightened my sorry life, so it goes both ways. For a guy trying very hard to act like a complete asshole, I'm sorry to say your soft side has been seen often enough for you to not qualify as one.
Glad I get to share the smiles.


Oh come on, I don't try to act like a complete asshole. If anything, I'm more of a halfsies asshole. I might talk down to you, make you realize all your faults, but in the end, I'll still hold you in my arms at night until you fall asleep. Then I'll probably fondle you, but that's neither here nor there.
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Aww, you're too kind, but I have to say you have many times brightened my sorry life, so it goes both ways. For a guy trying very hard to act like a complete asshole, I'm sorry to say your soft side has been seen often enough for you to not qualify as one.
Glad I get to share the smiles.


Oh come on, I don't try to act like a complete asshole. If anything, I'm more of a halfsies asshole. I might talk down to you, make you realize all your faults, but in the end, I'll still hold you in my arms at night until you fall asleep. Then I'll probably fondle you, but that's neither here nor there.
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I'm a west coaster, so lunch has yet to come
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I wonder if that's constantly new vomit those emoticons are making or if they're passing the same stuff back and forth?
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I'm a west coaster, so lunch has yet to come
My lunch came and then I sent her back to her desk
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Aww, you're too kind, but I have to say you have many times brightened my sorry life, so it goes both ways. For a guy trying very hard to act like a complete asshole, I'm sorry to say your soft side has been seen often enough for you to not qualify as one.
You two acting lovey-dovey is so cute.
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Aww, you're too kind, but I have to say you have many times brightened my sorry life, so it goes both ways. For a guy trying very hard to act like a complete asshole, I'm sorry to say your soft side has been seen often enough for you to not qualify as one.
You two acting lovey-dovey is so cute.
Or....?
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Damn. Ok. You got me on that one, wiseguy.

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I wonder if that's constantly new vomit those emoticons are making or if they're passing the same stuff back and forth?
Passing it back and forth. Some new craze amongst the teenagers.
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Damn. Ok. You got me on that one, wiseguy.



Passing it back and forth. Some new craze amongst the teenagers.
They went from lips in a bottle to vomit in the face .... kids these days
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Oh come on, I don't try to act like a complete asshole. If anything, I'm more of a halfsies asshole. I might talk down to you, make you realize all your faults, but in the end, I'll still hold you in my arms at night until you fall asleep. Then I'll probably fondle you, but that's neither here nor there.
Lol.

Hey Sara's single, you'll have more chances there for these fantasies. Silly boy, you know I'll just slap all these dreams away from your head, ruin your ego and any hope for future happiness.
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Lol.

Hey Sara's single, you'll have more chances there for these fantasies. Silly boy, you know I'll just slap all these dreams away from your head, ruin your ego and any hope for future happiness.
Yeah but unless Billup is a 10 or a solid 9 (which he might be) Sara isn't going anywhere near him
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