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      10-23-2015, 09:50 AM   #617
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Bro.... first rule of dating. If a chick comes out and says she's never going to have sex with you, she's already completed the first step towards having sex with you..... thinking about it.

Almost without fail, if a woman says to you (without you asking) that she's never going to have sex with you, sex with her has now become a matter of when, rather than if.


Edit, bastard.
Bro, there are many people I have thought about having sex with, and have come to the conclusion that I'd rather commit hara-kiri than follow through with it. Not a first step.

However, you're right. If I offered my unsolicited opinion that I would never bang you, it's probably because I absolutely would.
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I think "Dad Bod" is just an excuse for guys who are too lazy to work out, but want to fulfill their self esteem issues due to their laziness.

Ask any chick, and more often than not, so long as the guy isn't a huge flaming douche, a guy that's even somewhat cut is going to be far more desirable than a skinny dude with a gut or a chunky guy. Personality plays a large factor though.


It's like asking guys out there if they're looking for chicks with "mom bods". I mean, I wouldn't turn it down, but I'm completely superficial and usually go for chicks that are cut. Living a healthy life with exercise is important.
Agreed. Both me and the wife spend lot of time in the gym as well as hiking, biking, running(mostly her those last 3). We both have established being a lazy fatty isn't an option.
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      10-23-2015, 10:02 AM   #619
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Agreed. Both me and the wife spend lot of time in the gym as well as hiking, biking, running(mostly her those last 3). We both have established being a lazy fatty isn't an option.
I mean honestly, if you're fat, say you're fat and don't make a fake term for it like "Dad bod". You're fat.

Don't want to be fat? Get a damn bicycle and get some cardio every day and just drink water.
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      10-23-2015, 10:05 AM   #620
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Problem is it's a slippery slope and easiest to be lazy once with someone. I had good habits early in life and have continued. Can't quit now.
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I mean honestly, if you're fat, say you're fat and don't make a fake term for it like "Dad bod". You're fat.

Don't want to be fat? Get a damn bicycle and get some cardio every day and just drink water.
I was one of those fatties...270lbs. now 175lbs. I actually have abs. Dad bod is the dumbest thing out there...you're either healthy or not. I made the choice to get healthy as a lifestyle change. Good food, low sugar, water and exercise.

Dumbest thing is people asking me if I have Cancer due to the weight loss...
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My biggest issue is wasted calories on drinks primarily beer.
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      10-23-2015, 10:15 AM   #623
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However, you're right. If I offered my unsolicited opinion that I would never bang you, it's probably because I absolutely would.


My dad taught me that lesson. It was when he was explaining sales psychology. One of his favorite analogies was to liken sales to dating. So that lesson was about how if a prospect broaches the subject of buying and does so by saying they aren't ready to buy. The most likely are good to go.
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      10-23-2015, 10:18 AM   #624
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I was one of those fatties...270lbs. now 175lbs. I actually have abs. Dad bod is the dumbest thing out there...you're either healthy or not. I made the choice to get healthy as a lifestyle change. Good food, low sugar, water and exercise.

Dumbest thing is people asking me if I have Cancer due to the weight loss...
No, no, no, NO. We're about promoting a healthy body image. Healthy bodies have curves, not lumps and bumps.

Congrats on the weight loss. How long did it take. (We'll pretend your a girl for a few, that way the question is on topic. )
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      10-23-2015, 10:21 AM   #625
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I'll just leave this here...

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My biggest issue is wasted calories on drinks primarily beer.
These are literally the only wasted calories of my day. It sucks, but I luh it too much.
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      10-23-2015, 10:23 AM   #627
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Why is it that women rarely hit on men? (Not you Lups, I know you probably could easily get any man here hehe) Do they find some men too intimidating to walk up to and speak to?
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No, no, no, NO. We're about promoting a healthy body image. Healthy bodies have curves, not lumps and bumps.
STOP THE FAT SHAMING! FAT PEOPLE ARE BEAUTIFUL TOO! JUST CUZ YOU FAT DUN MAKE YOU UNHEALTHY. FAT SHAMERS DISGUST ME.

Nah, if you fat and you love it, own that shit. I don't care if you fat, but I'm sure as hell not going to be.

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      10-23-2015, 10:25 AM   #629
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      10-23-2015, 10:38 AM   #630
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I'll just leave this here...


Dad bod = the sweat pants of people. hahahaha
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These are literally the only wasted calories of my day. It sucks, but I luh it too much.
Haven't been drinking at all this month. Did have one beer last weekend. And cut out soda for most part. Wrong time of year for me to trim down but whatever.
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Haven't been drinking at all this month. Did have one beer last weekend. And cut out soda for most part. Wrong time of year for me to trim down but whatever.
Haven't touched soda in about a year and a half, no mcdicks, and beer rarely. Wine every now and then.
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I do energy drinks rather than coffee which I consider soda also.
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Haven't been drinking at all this month. Did have one beer last weekend. And cut out soda for most part. Wrong time of year for me to trim down but whatever.
I have been, because I have too much free time after work. Mostly because I'm trying to clear up my life and not go out like I used to for a while. Trying to bicycle more since trails are right out the back door to compensate.

I never drink soda. I might have an energy drink once a month at most. Other than that its solely water, beer, and milk. One small coffee every morning at work that I buy for .35 in the front market.
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Well damn, if we are all going off topic then I'll join in and say that this week I started seriously cutting out junk (which I was only having very little anyways) and already am down a couple pounds.
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Well damn, if we are all going off topic then I'll join in and say that this week I started seriously cutting out junk (which I was only having very little anyways) and already am down a couple pounds.


Geez, Tara. You show up and just derail the whole thread. Way to go.
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Well damn, if we are all going off topic then I'll join in and say that this week I started seriously cutting out junk (which I was only having very little anyways) and already am down a couple pounds.


Geez, Tara. You show up and just derail the whole thread. Way to go.

Don't be mean, I just woke up!
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A) Guys you have been interested in but have shown ZERO interest in you?
2) I don't know your personal life (ie if you have a bf, engaged, blah blah blah) but have you ever been with a guy who was with a gf/engaged/married?
D) We all know guys hate it when a girl gives them the silent treatment, however, have you ever been given it by a guy?
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