[Darth One]

Originally Posted by emb

i watch below deck and i like it

That show is total trash but strangely compelling. I’m still mad about how that hot girl narced on Hannah and got her fired just because she wouldn’t let her bunk with her boyfriend

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

sometimes

i get the urge to slap someone

On here, or IRL?

[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

Does the person getting slapped enjoy it?

this more like gettin slap into next week

[emb]

Originally Posted by Darth One

That show is total trash but strangely compelling. I’m still mad about how that hot girl narced on Hannah and got her fired just because she wouldn’t let her bunk with her boyfriend

wait dude what season is that? i'm not exactly watching them in order and i saw a previous one with hannah and now i'm watching a new one with hannah

i already saw season 3 and am now watching season 1. that was so embarrassing to type.

[1MOREMOD]

I swam in the fountain of Mary Magdalen so probably gonna live forever, or make babies without insemination?

[shoei]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I swam in the fountain of Mary Magdalen so probably gonna live forever, or make babies without insemination?

You have to drink out of the fountain not just bathe in it!!! 32oz at least in order for it to work.

[Littlebear]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I swam in the fountain of Mary Magdalen so probably gonna live forever, or make babies without insemination?

You gotta believe!

Did you pee in it??

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by shoei

You have to drink out of the fountain not just bathe in it!!! 32oz at least in order for it to work.

Lies

[Littlebear]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Lies

Because of lack of denial, I'll assume the answer to my question is, "Yes"?

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Littlebear

Because of lack of denial, I'll assume the answer to my question is, "Yes"?

I'd say that's a safe bet, if he was that against drinking from said fountain.

[Littlebear]

Originally Posted by shoei

I'd say that's a safe bet, if he was that against drinking from said fountain.

I think Hubba should confess:
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned... in the fountain of the Virgin Mary...."

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Littlebear

I think Hubba should confess:
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned... in the fountain of the Virgin Mary...."

Bold of you to assume that aliens pray.

[Littlebear]

Originally Posted by shoei

Bold of you to assume that aliens pray.

You mean Hubba isn't from the US of A?

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Littlebear

You mean Hubba isn't from the US of A?

Rumor has it. He's from another planet. But what do I know, I'm new here.

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by Littlebear

You mean Hubba isn't from the US of A?

He's possibly referring to Bubba Ho-Tep, an ancient Egyptian mummy. lol

[UncleWede]

Moddie is an alien, can confirm.

[Darth One]

Originally Posted by emb

wait dude what season is that? i'm not exactly watching them in order and i saw a previous one with hannah and now i'm watching a new one with hannah

i already saw season 3 and am now watching season 1. that was so embarrassing to type.

Damn, I'm sorry about that. I'm usually careful about spoilers but for some reason inferred from your post that you watched the whole thing. It's a couple seasons later but i won't spoil it further

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Moddie is an alien, can confirm.

Yes I was abandoned by my peeps here cuz I'm like Joe dirt to them.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Yes I was abandoned by my peeps here cuz I'm like Joe dirt to them.

Lies. It's because space ships don't have windows that open and your protein shake farts were too much for l the other crew members.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by shoei

Lies. It's because space ships don't have windows that open and your protein shake farts were too much for l the other crew members.

Dammit dont spill that

[Mein11]

Originally Posted by M5Rick

Neighbour might catch on and lie in wait with garden shears

They are lesbians, so the sight of my micro-ween may offend them. But, if they didn't put all their plants on my property line there wouldn't be an issue!

Originally Posted by UncleWede

We have block wall all the way around.


"911, what's your emergency?"
"There's a guy on our wall, peeing into our garden"

"911, what's your emergency?"
"Help, I've fallen off the block wall while peeing, and can't get up"

HA! All I picture is your avatar guy, being a manic, creating havoc in your neighborhood. Are you the guy everyone is supposed to be "watching" for???

Mine is right out in the open, need to put up a privacy fence here in the near future, assuming lumber prices come back down.

[Mein11]

Originally Posted by shoei

Lies. It's because space ships don't have windows that open and your protein shake farts were too much for l the other crew members.

He was having trouble shooting the roids in his ass in space because the zero gravity or some shit. You'd think an advanced being would have figured this shit out by now!