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      07-30-2013, 07:13 AM   #45
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Got hyped when I saw a new box of corn flakes on top of my fridge this morning, courtesy of the gf. Filled a huge bowl of cereal and then realized I didn't have milk. Didn't have time to make another breakfast, I'm still hungry and I still want my corn flakes- with MILK...FML.
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      07-30-2013, 10:11 AM   #46
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My girlfriend is back in MI. No woman in the kitchen to make dinner for a while. Fml.
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      07-30-2013, 10:21 AM   #47
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now THAT'S what i'm talkin about !!!!!

she remembered my Raspberry Granola.......






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      07-30-2013, 10:35 AM   #48
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^ Feel fortunate!
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      07-30-2013, 11:10 AM   #49
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I know more about Lito's wife's measurements and height than my own wife, FML.
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      07-30-2013, 11:20 AM   #50
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than my own wife, FML.
post pics !!!!!!
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      07-30-2013, 11:24 AM   #51
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Dropping a deuce at 3 am. Small, bullet sized nugget blasts out. (estimated 0-60 time=4.3 seconds.) Water splash comes up and drenches my hole.

FML.
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post pics !!!!!!
Ask and you shall receive.



This probably isn't the best pic of her but yes I know, she's hot. You guys don't need to tell me, I get compliments almost everyday. She's also a model in Hong Kong. If you're interested to see more of her you can google image 八兩金 .
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      07-30-2013, 11:50 AM   #53
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ok, i request pictures of dude's wife - see red x.

right click, show picture, still see red x - FML !!!!!
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      07-30-2013, 11:53 AM   #54
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This probably isn't the best pic of her but yes I know, she's hot. You guys don't need to tell me, I get compliments almost everyday. She's also a model in Hong Kong. If you're interested to see more of her you can google image 八兩金 .
Why does she have broad shoulders though...

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Went and had Mexican for lunch, decided to come back to work. FML.
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      07-30-2013, 01:35 PM   #56
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Went and had Mexican for lunch, decided to come back to work. FML.
You'll be feeling that mexican later at work, FYL.
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      07-30-2013, 02:19 PM   #57
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at work opening up a green jolley rancher - getting my figers all sticky while trying to peel pieces of wrapper off my goddamn candy !!!!

F...M......L !!!!!
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I'm starting to feel the Mexican. FML
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I'm starting to feel the Mexican. FML
Leave Litos alone. Pretty sure he's hetero and doesn't appreciate your attentions.
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      07-30-2013, 08:23 PM   #60
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Leave Litos alone. Pretty sure he's hetero and doesn't appreciate your attentions.
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      07-30-2013, 09:14 PM   #61
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Leave Litos alone. Pretty sure he's hetero and doesn't appreciate your attentions.
hetero, yes.

....but that still doesn't mean I wouldn't give him a shot at a good ol fashioned between the sheets brodown.....
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      07-31-2013, 01:42 AM   #62
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Trying to turn off TV to fall asleep but the batteries in my remote are dead... I have to manually turn it off... FML!!!!
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      07-31-2013, 09:39 AM   #63
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hetero, yes.

....but that still doesn't mean I wouldn't give him a shot at a good ol fashioned between the sheets brodown.....
Be careful, I was master of brodown in Motown summer of '92.

On a side note, went and got a coffee and saw that someone bastardized the sugar shaker. Huge chunk of sugar fell in and now its too sweet. FML.
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Does brodown mean something other than I think it does? You know...I think I was thinking of "brojob". So what is brodown?
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Does brodown mean something other than I think it does? You know...I think I was thinking of "brojob". So what is brodown?
brojob and brodown is essentially the same thing.

every once in a while, you gotta hook one of your bros up.

if he's sad, feeling down or not having a good day, you gotta let him know you care by giving him a brojob or just letting him hit that shit.

it's what bros do.....
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I think he was confused because he is from the north. Back when I would visit Windsor I think they called it a "Buddydown, eh". Just different terminology.
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