Wife and kids are away for the week (NSFV)

ShopVac · 07-23-2015, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

How th hell did you get the bones away from the dogs??????

In a serious response...from the time the dogs were puppies (which the white one is going through now) I take their food bowls away from them while they are eating it...toys away while playing...and bones away while devouring to keep them from growling later on as adults.

Worked with my Doberman...and all my German Shepherds.

1MOREMOD · 07-23-2015, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by ShopVac

In a serious response...from the time the dogs were puppies (which the white one is going through now) I take their food bowls away from them while they are eating it...toys away while playing...and bones away while devouring to keep them from growling later on as adults.

Worked with my Doberman...and all my German Shepherds.

Yes same here can't have a dog that's protective like that or may bite a kid.

ArthurL · 07-23-2015, 06:18 PM

Wow, that's a delicious looking piece of steak!

Flying Ace · 07-23-2015, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Kidscollege$

This has my attention...

Pork and Lamb too?!?! This is revolutionary. I'm not sure the proletariat would go for this.

dauble2k5 · 07-23-2015, 06:35 PM

I'm a vegetarian.. but all I can say is "damn". These look absolutely incredible. Nicely done, sir!

FL335 · 07-23-2015, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Ashley madison does not provide hookers sir.

Might as well be....

1MOREMOD · 07-23-2015, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by FL335

Might as well be....

Paying the site isn't the same as paying the women or at least that's how I justify it.

FL335 · 07-23-2015, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Paying the site isn't the same as paying the women or at least that's how I justify it.

Here is the bottomline: if you're married/ in a relationship and you're using a site to cheat on said person, you're a POS. You have no stones...get out

1MOREMOD · 07-23-2015, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by FL335

Here is the bottomline: if you're married/ in a relationship and you're using a site to cheat on said person, you're a POS. You have no stones...get out

Take a breath I don't use the site just joking around. I drive by the high school once in a while though.

ShopVac · 07-23-2015, 09:09 PM

Damn - you guys need to tell me about these Ashley Madison sites 'before' my wife leaves.

She's okay if I cheat - she said it's less work for her.

Maybe she just knows that I wouldn't go through with it...

Honestly - never heard of the site before...

FL335 · 07-23-2015, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Take a breath I don't use the site just joking around. I drive by the high school once in a while though.

Not saying you do. Who doesn't like young girls?

ShopVac · 07-23-2015, 09:22 PM

So - wife just walked in the door, back from her little trip (party's definitely over) and look what she tries to do.

She's trying to get one of them to squeal on me...isn't she?

So far, neither one has said a word...

1MOREMOD · 07-23-2015, 09:25 PM

Better hope one didn't bite a chunk off the bone.

ASBSECU E93 · 07-23-2015, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by ShopVac

So - wife just walked in the door, back from her little trip (party's definitely over) and look what she tries to do.

She's trying to get one of them to squeal on me...isn't she?

So far, neither one has said a word...

I notice the grill in the background....you're terrible at hiding evidence

1MOREMOD · 07-23-2015, 09:34 PM

Those dogs are spoiled. I give mine dog food.

Lups · 07-23-2015, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by ShopVac

So - wife just walked in the door, back from her little trip (party's definitely over) and look what she tries to do.

She's trying to get one of them to squeal on me...isn't she?

So far, neither one has said a word...

ShopVac · 07-23-2015, 09:48 PM

Close - that's actually a little chimnea thingy I bought

These are my weapons of mass salivation

I've had this one since 1991.

...and my wife bought me this for my birthday a few years back

And my Weber Bullet smoker.

ShopVac · 07-23-2015, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Dang Denver...don't give yourself up so easy.

That's funny.

ShopVac · 07-23-2015, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Those dogs are spoiled. I give mine dog food.

You think we're bad - you should see how the in-laws treat them.

FL335 · 07-23-2015, 09:56 PM

Oh hell...this could turn into a grilling/ smoking meat thread....some one start one ASAP and I'm in!

Lups · 07-23-2015, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by ShopVac

Dang Denver...don't give yourself up so easy.

That's funny.

I'm like that if I try to lie. So damn pathetic.

Soooo, when is the wife going in for a spa weekend so we can get more updates for this thread? I'll sponsor it with a fiver since this is by far the best thread ot has had in months.

Flying Ace · 07-24-2015, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by ShopVac

So - wife just walked in the door, back from her little trip (party's definitely over)
So far, neither one has said a word...

Oh shit! I just sent over to hooker and a bag of coke to your house!

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