[BigDog]

Originally Posted by Yessir

"Hey that's a nice car!!! I notice you wash your car pretty often. You do realize we are in a drought? You should try and do your part in conserving water like the rest of the neighbors with their dying lawns."

-ultimate d bag neighbor-

ugh this is why i hate living in the bay area.... so many passive aggressive nosey good for nothing why don't they fall into a sink hole already neighbors

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Yessir

"Hey that's a nice car!!! I notice you wash your car pretty often. You do realize we are in a drought? You should try and do your part in conserving water like the rest of the neighbors with their dying lawns."

-ultimate d bag neighbor-

This is why I wash it ON my lawn - 2 birds with 1 stone. also, it's why I piss on your lawn after dark. You're welcome.

[Dekansnowman]

"Washing your car, eh?"

No, I'm trying to wipe off all this StayPuft marshmallow man jizz...

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

That is rough man..... 12V is 12V... I know how getting shocked by a car battery feels. It sucks.

300D. Which body style? W123 chassis? With the glow plug?

Yep!
You know it. At one time the fastest production diesel on the planet. We still have it.

I want to send it back to the creche to get a total refurb but my mom doesn't like the expenses...it's her vehicle.

[davis449]

I've heard all of the common ones in this thread and hear them on a regular basis. I'll add my own unique one. I shit you not, I've heard this from SEVERAL guys in various places I've lived.

"I wish I had the time to take care of mine like you do. Wish I could afford a nice car like that. But I'm married and...kids. Don't have the time."

[Needbmwpartzz]

Why the fu@k did I just spend $15 on a car wash!

[csu87]

"O you only have a 3 series?"

Poorest couple in the richest neighborhood...

[TomD335xicoupe]

Neighbors look at me no comment but I know they think I am nuts.

My cars are not the newest or best cars on the block but sure as shit they are the cleanest.
Every Sat or Sun if it is not pouring wash and quick wax, when I am board during the week do it again, I like a clean car and it is good to exercise a little bit anyway, if not my wife would find some other BS for me to do around the house anyway , so I say wash on!

[Killramos]

"If I see a single drop of water get into the storm drain I am reporting you to Bylaw"

- Calgary Problems

Also

"You missed a spot"

[UncleWede]

"You doing mine next?"

"Sure, leave the keys and $50 on the seat, I'll get right on it."

[Wolf]

"You smell like shit"...
Thanks dad

[gtron]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

"You doing mine next?"

"Sure, leave the keys and $50 on the seat, I'll get right on it."

So you can pick up a fifty bag on the way to the chop shop... amiright?

[PoorLurker]

Originally Posted by csu87

"O you only have a 3 series?"

Poorest couple in the richest neighborhood...

it's better to be the thorn in the rose garden than the rose in the thorn garden.

[lsturbointeg]

2 hours later after washing and waxing..."you're still cleaning your car?"

[eluded]

last comment while washing in my front yard:

do you own a car dealership?

[M3 Esq]

Originally Posted by eluded

last comment while washing in my front yard:

do you own a car dealership?

I've heard that one too

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by eluded

last comment while washing in my front yard:

do you own a car dealership?

Originally Posted by M3 Esq

I've heard that one too

I get these as well as, 'Do you work for BMW? You have the coolest cars'.

The funny thing is that the guy who actually owns a car dealership lives 2 doors down.

[EL Jeffe 5]

when I mow my yard

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by gtron

So you can pick up a fifty bag on the way to the chop shop... amiright?

The last bag I picked up was only a dime. #whippersnappers

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

The last bag I picked up was only a dime. #whippersnappers

The last bag I picked up was only a nickel. #realwhippersnappers

Wait...we are talking about the plastic bags you pay for at the grocery store right?

[TheHouseWon]

Stop wasting water, bro!!

-CA

[bosstones]

Originally Posted by lsturbointeg

2 hours later after washing and waxing..."you're still cleaning your car?"

Only 2? You are more efficient than I.

I don't really get any comments tbh. I'm often told I look angry and not to be trifled with so I'm pretty much left alone.

On a few separate occasions, I have had some folks (old men out for a walk and kids) come up my driveway and admire my work while I was in the garage at night finishing full detailing of the Moupe. While I appreciate the friendly comments, why the f*** would anyone come up a stranger's driveway at night, under shadow, and unannounced?! They tend to leave after I stand up and turn towards them so I guess comments of me looking unapproachable are true.