July 31st is National Orgasm Day

BayE30 · 07-31-2018, 07:02 PM

the key to a healthy sex life after marriage, no kids. 10yrs and counting for me, kthnxbye.

JamesWWIII · 07-31-2018, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by The Wind Breezes

lol, this guy really got offended by some posts I made in another thread. Lighten up Francis!

I ended up having a good wank anyway.

Here's my mental image of you...

Happy to hear that you can at least enjoy the simple pleasure of a good jerk, though!

ShopVac · 07-31-2018, 11:08 PM

Okay...running out of time here. Hand job and a tissue still counts, right?

Any bonus points for full lefty?

zx10guy · 08-01-2018, 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by ShopVac

Okay...running out of time here. Hand job and a tissue still counts, right?

Any bonus points for full lefty?

Strangers don't count.

UncleWede · 08-01-2018, 10:55 AM

So, if Rosy starts in with muscle spasms because doing her part for 2-a-day, does that count as an O for her too?

1MOREMOD · 08-01-2018, 10:56 AM

No old man

KenB925 · 08-01-2018, 10:58 AM

had to take matters into my own hands, not surprising.

married 11 years, 3 kids

FlaPatsFan · 08-01-2018, 03:20 PM

I made my contribution last night, wifey was very happy! We even kicked the dog outta the bedroom to get extra spicy!

1MOREMOD · 08-01-2018, 03:26 PM

Isn't it more spicy if the dog helps

FlaPatsFan · 08-02-2018, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Isn't it more spicy if the dog helps

Haaaaa, maybe in your house. But the last time we were getting jiggy and the dog was in the room things got weird. Like....dog jumped up on the bed and started howling and air humping. Ruined the moment. So now dog gets the boot during sexy time.

1MOREMOD · 08-02-2018, 12:13 AM

Same ours just stares weirdly at us he knows to go in the bathroom

FlaPatsFan · 08-02-2018, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Same ours just stares weirdly at us he knows to go in the bathroom

Dogs....gotta love’m

dinonz · 08-06-2018, 05:57 PM

If it's on the same day next year, National Orgasm Day and my birthday will be on a Wednesday - HUMP DAY! Should I start holding my breath now?

KenB925 · 08-06-2018, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by dinonz

If it's on the same day next year, National Orgasm Day and my birthday will be on a Wednesday - HUMP DAY! Should I start holding my breath now?

Might as well, save yourself the disappointment.

Darth One · 08-06-2018, 07:40 PM

it's nearly a week after national orgasm day. shouldn't national STD awareness day be right about now?

dinonz · 08-07-2018, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by KenB925

Might as well, save yourself the disappointment.

Thanks for the vote of confidence!

KenB925 · 08-07-2018, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by dinonz

Thanks for the vote of confidence!

Never_Enough · 08-08-2018, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth One

it's nearly a week after national orgasm day. shouldn't national STD awareness day be right about now?

People are too busy posting their orgasms to IG right now.

Darth One · 08-08-2018, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Never_Enough

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Originally Posted by Darth One

it's nearly a week after national orgasm day. shouldn't national STD awareness day be right about now?

People are too busy posting their orgasms to IG right now.

#splashzone

jaye944 · 08-09-2018, 08:20 PM

does it matter if it was self-inflicted ?

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Originally Posted by RABAUKE

This from the Toronto Sun - I've just told my wife that I'm celebrating and hope that she joins in.

It’s also important to set the stage. Make sure you’re relaxed and in a place where you’re not going to be interrupted. Keep lubricant, toys and safer sex methods handy. A little bit of advance prep will allow you to be present and enjoy the experience.

jaye944 · 08-09-2018, 08:21 PM

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jaye944 · 08-09-2018, 08:24 PM

You where so close... so so close... here let me correct it for you

the key to a healthy sex life is no marriage, no kids.

and you know that blow jobs stop after the honeymoon right. right
or is that just me

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the key to a healthy sex life after marriage, no kids. 10yrs and counting for me, kthnxbye.

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