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      12-11-2008, 02:48 PM   #45
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Excuse me miss, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Because i heard it was enough to break the ice.
Hi, i'm james.
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      12-11-2008, 02:52 PM   #46
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lol pickup lines? That doesnt work. Use the truth, it works.
examples:

hi, when are you going to take care of those love handles?

hey, i bet you've broken 200 lbs lately!

i'm sorry, i didn't order these kinds of rolls

how much make up do you actually use to cover up the ugly?
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      12-11-2008, 02:56 PM   #47
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And how many cases of coyote arm have you had ??
i quit lowering my standards years ago
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      12-11-2008, 03:00 PM   #48
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      12-11-2008, 03:05 PM   #49
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Excuse me miss, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Because i heard it was enough to break the ice.
Hi, i'm james.


That one always cracks me up.

"Excuse me Miss, do you know what a slump-bust is?"
"Umm....no?"
"You are."
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      12-11-2008, 04:47 PM   #50
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i like to do bar cleanup about 20 minutes before the bar closes...you don't have to buy them drinks because they're already drunk and any old pickup line will suffice
fuckin genious!!!!
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      12-11-2008, 05:04 PM   #51
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fuckin genious!!!!
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i like to do bar cleanup about 20 minutes before the bar closes...you don't have to buy them drinks because they're already drunk and any old pickup line will suffice
For being a bottom feeder and taking home the fatties no one wanted?

J/k Blake
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      12-11-2008, 05:06 PM   #52
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For being a bottom feeder and taking home the fatties no one wanted?

J/k Blake
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      12-11-2008, 05:15 PM   #53
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guy : do you work at subway?
girl : no, why?
guy : because you just gave me a footlong

ha ha ha
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      12-11-2008, 05:19 PM   #54
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guy : do you work at subway?
girl : no, why?
guy : because you just gave me a footlong

ha ha ha
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      12-11-2008, 05:21 PM   #55
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i can't help but to think that the ad agency that created the $5/footlongs Subway commercial were all self conscious dudes with little 5" dciks.
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      12-11-2008, 05:32 PM   #56
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How come you want to ban everyone ??
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      12-11-2008, 05:37 PM   #57
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Lets go to my house and do math. We can subtract the clothes add the bed you divide your legs and ill multiply.
Close, but the line is actually:

Hey baby, I'm great at math. We can add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply!
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      12-11-2008, 05:50 PM   #58
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How come you want to ban everyone ??
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      12-11-2008, 05:53 PM   #59
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"Is that a grenade in your pocket ...or are you happy to see me?"

(Female Muslim pick up line)
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      12-11-2008, 05:55 PM   #60
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      12-11-2008, 06:32 PM   #61
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My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
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      12-11-2008, 06:33 PM   #62
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"Is that a grenade in your pocket ...or are you happy to see me?"

(Female Muslim pick up line)
allahla! (sorry, terrible joke attempt)
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      12-11-2008, 06:38 PM   #63
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Let's wrap this topic up! and THE WINNER IS....

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excuse me, but you are standing on my dick

This is the best pick up line so far!
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      12-11-2008, 06:41 PM   #64
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Let's wrap this topic up! and THE WINNER IS....




This is the best pick up line so far!
+1

or "sorry my dick is itchy" *whilst scratching knee*
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      12-11-2008, 06:53 PM   #65
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      12-11-2008, 07:23 PM   #66
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This is the best pick up line so far!
haha, thanks!
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