Euphemisms for sexual words?

Synergy · 11-23-2009, 07:58 PM

"babybatter" makes me laugh

ideliver · 11-23-2009, 11:47 PM

others i've heard...

muffin, flower, prize, surprise, queen, treat, down there...just off the top of my head...

I did hear a new reference for being on your period..."riding the cotton bunny"...

Sara · 11-23-2009, 11:49 PM

you guys are gross!

immiketoo · 11-24-2009, 10:42 AM

Don't forget kitty or kitty cat

UncleWede · 11-24-2009, 10:50 AM

or clitty litter

immiketoo · 11-24-2009, 04:20 PM

eeeeeewwwww....that's nasty^^^

bubbletea 4 me · 11-24-2009, 04:28 PM

abalone

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/1046014...ed_Abalone.jpg

turb0 · 11-24-2009, 04:38 PM

donkey punch: doggy style and when the guys just about to finish he punches the girl in the head so she "clenches"

gorilla: guy comes on girls chest and throws handful of hair on her. afterwards finish with guy pounding his chest lol

wellwell · 11-24-2009, 05:39 PM

The Dead Lift (aka Turkey Stuffing): this is holiday inspired. with female in doggie style position, place a thick leather belt around her lower waist. Pull tight and secure (this will place pressure on her cervix and open her up like a gaping ax wound). insert your throbbing mastodon and entire nutsack. quickly release belt. the back pressure will create a vacuum and safely secure your unit inside. female curls up in a ball and you can now simulate squats or deadlifts.

minus the deadlift procedure its called Turkey Stuffing because you've stuffed her with your giblets. Enjoy while you all are with family this thanksgiving!

nutzkicker617 · 11-24-2009, 06:21 PM

roast beef

Year's_End · 11-24-2009, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wellwell

The Dead Lift (aka Turkey Stuffing): this is holiday inspired. with female in doggie style position, place a thick leather belt around her lower waist. Pull tight and secure (this will place pressure on her cervix and open her up like a gaping ax wound). insert your throbbing mastodon and entire nutsack. quickly release belt. the back pressure will create a vacuum and safely secure your unit inside. female curls up in a ball and you can now simulate squats or deadlifts.

minus the deadlift procedure its called Turkey Stuffing because you've stuffed her with your giblets. Enjoy while you all are with family this thanksgiving!

wat

RBBMWE46M3 · 11-24-2009, 08:45 PM

punch the clown, chang'n your own oil, spank the monkey,,,,jaggin off

DocSean · 11-24-2009, 10:27 PM

vagina = squish mitten

immiketoo · 11-24-2009, 11:25 PM

Hairy Vagina= Wookie Bush

Chewyjr15 · 11-24-2009, 11:56 PM

bajingo

Bimmer Nerd · 11-25-2009, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Alaskan pipeline:
When someone shits into a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.

it was disgusting when i first read it (still kinda is) but more and more i read it, its fucking hilarious

.:bHd:. · 11-25-2009, 12:27 AM

Going down on a girl.. whistlin' through the wheat field

DougLikesBMW · 11-25-2009, 01:01 AM

Bearded Clam
Axe Wound

ohaywood · 11-25-2009, 01:09 AM

Houdini Nordic Raider

Engage in sex doggy style, when reaching climax spit on the ladies back. When she turns to face you a viking longboat should smash through the wall and at least 10 Nordic Raiders should disembark and begin an orgy of death and destruction as they rape, pillage and plunder the unfortunate victims room.

-Urban Dictionary

Year's_End · 11-25-2009, 03:56 AM

fuck sponge

11-23-2009, 07:58 PM	#45
Synergy Captain 69 Rep 723 Posts Drives: Jet Black E92 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: San Jose, CA iTrader: (8)	"babybatter" makes me laugh
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11-23-2009, 11:47 PM	#46
ideliver Major 246 Rep 1,247 Posts Drives: E60 M5, E71 X6M, E46 M3 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: At the gas station iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 BMW E46 M3 'vert [0.00] 2008 BMW M5 [0.00] 2011 BMW E92 [0.00] 2012 BMW X6M [0.00] 2003 E46 M3 [0.00]	others i've heard... muffin, flower, prize, surprise, queen, treat, down there...just off the top of my head... I did hear a new reference for being on your period..."riding the cotton bunny"... __________________ Current: 2006 E46 M3 'vert 6-sp 2008 E60 M5, 2011 E92 328 6-sp, 2011 E70 N55, 2012 E71 X6M
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Sara Lieutenant General 5885 Rep 17,879 Posts Drives: A car Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Nola iTrader: (6)	you guys are gross!
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11-24-2009, 10:50 AM	#49
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11-24-2009, 04:28 PM	#51
bubbletea 4 me Lieutenant Colonel 63 Rep 1,914 Posts Drives: Finally here Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Earth iTrader: (5)	abalone http://img.alibaba.com/photo/1046014...ed_Abalone.jpg
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11-24-2009, 04:38 PM	#52
turb0 First Lieutenant 33 Rep 307 Posts Drives: g05 x5 45e Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Southeast iTrader: (6)	donkey punch: doggy style and when the guys just about to finish he punches the girl in the head so she "clenches" gorilla: guy comes on girls chest and throws handful of hair on her. afterwards finish with guy pounding his chest lol
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11-24-2009, 05:39 PM	#53
wellwell Private First Class 5 Rep 169 Posts Drives: E92 335i Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: 30* by 90* iTrader: (1)	The Dead Lift (aka Turkey Stuffing): this is holiday inspired. with female in doggie style position, place a thick leather belt around her lower waist. Pull tight and secure (this will place pressure on her cervix and open her up like a gaping ax wound). insert your throbbing mastodon and entire nutsack. quickly release belt. the back pressure will create a vacuum and safely secure your unit inside. female curls up in a ball and you can now simulate squats or deadlifts. minus the deadlift procedure its called Turkey Stuffing because you've stuffed her with your giblets. Enjoy while you all are with family this thanksgiving! Last edited by wellwell; 11-24-2009 at 06:14 PM..
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11-24-2009, 06:21 PM	#54
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11-24-2009, 08:45 PM	#56
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11-24-2009, 10:27 PM	#57
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11-24-2009, 11:56 PM	#59
Chewyjr15 1 addict and proud! 44 Rep 569 Posts Drives: jb 135 on order Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: irvine, ca iTrader: (0)	bajingo __________________ 2009 135 in transit jet black, coral red, 6mt. sports, hifi, ipod usb, idrive parts sitting in garage: RR intake, plenum, ddv, cdv, catless dp's, o2 sim, catback, bmw performance shifter, m door sills, cf spoiler, cf mirror caps, cf grills, cf pedals.
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11-25-2009, 12:27 AM	#61
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11-25-2009, 01:01 AM	#62
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11-25-2009, 01:09 AM	#63
ohaywood Major 75 Rep 1,009 Posts Drives: 2007 JB/Saddle E92 335i Join Date: May 2009 Location: Malibu, CA iTrader: (3) Garage List 2007 E92 335i [0.00]	Houdini Nordic Raider Engage in sex doggy style, when reaching climax spit on the ladies back. When she turns to face you a viking longboat should smash through the wall and at least 10 Nordic Raiders should disembark and begin an orgy of death and destruction as they rape, pillage and plunder the unfortunate victims room. -Urban Dictionary __________________
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11-25-2009, 03:56 AM	#64
Year's_End Lieutenant General 1234 Rep 12,446 Posts Drives: 2020 Shelby GT350 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: FL iTrader: (0)	fuck sponge __________________ Past: '08 E92 335i\|ZPP\|ZSP\|6AT Past: '15 Mustang GT\|401A\|PP\|6MT Current: '20 Shelby GT350\|6MT
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