Prank goes terribly wrong

DougLikesBMW · 05-03-2010, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by SchnellM3

You would think that since they are "avid" fishermen or even just going for fun they would have known that that type of fish would do that, thats just stupid. On a thousand ways to die they had a guy who impaled his head on a high pressure nozzle in a car wash needless to say pressure built up and

How does one impale their own head on a blunt object?

Verbiage · 05-03-2010, 06:56 PM

Maybe he meant "exploded his head".

Kylekuu · 05-03-2010, 07:14 PM

wow, talk about painful death..hopefully he was drunk enough to not feel anything

number335 · 05-03-2010, 07:34 PM

PETA will probably be all over this one

FStop7 · 05-03-2010, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Kensta335

All the weird shit always comes from China.

It used to be Japan... China is totally undercutting their weirdness market

TiAg335i · 05-03-2010, 10:27 PM

i wouldn't even consider that a prank...consider it homicide...eels are no joke

BTM · 05-03-2010, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by SchnellM3

You would think that since they are "avid" fishermen or even just going for fun they would have known that that type of fish would do that, thats just stupid.

I don't think the kids were avid fishermen, just that type of fish was kinda obscure and not something anyone not conditioned to the name would remember after hearing briefly on the radio

E92murdered · 05-03-2010, 10:33 PM

its confusing how could you sleep through them inserting the eel
?

Dan in PA · 05-03-2010, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by BTM

I have like a dry taxidermy puffer fish all puffed out somewhere

Haha me too, it's like a little prickly baseball

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

You know what. When I read that story again, I laughed. Does that make me a bad person?

The man had an eel stuck up his asshole. AN EEL.

Nah I guffawed profusely

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Originally Posted by FStop7

It used to be Japan... China is totally undercutting their weirdness market

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Originally Posted by BTM

I don't think the kids were avid fishermen, just that type of fish was kinda obscure and not something anyone not conditioned to the name would remember after hearing briefly on the radio

Hmm I'll look into the native fish of MN, probably close to what we have here

Verbiage · 05-03-2010, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by E92murdered

its confusing how could you sleep through them inserting the eel
?

He was passed out, and was killed slowly by the devouring of his bowels in his unconscious state.

Dan in PA · 05-03-2010, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

He was passed out, and was killed slowly by the devouring of his bowels in his unconscious state.

aughhhhhhh

E92murdered · 05-03-2010, 10:47 PM

yes understand that. but how did the friends insert the eel and the man to sleep through this?

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

He was passed out, and was killed slowly by the devouring of his bowels in his unconscious state.

Verbiage · 05-03-2010, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by E92murdered

yes understand that. but how did the friends insert the eel and the man to sleep through this?

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

He was passed out, and was killed slowly by the devouring of his bowels in his unconscious state.

That's how.

Dan in PA · 05-03-2010, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by E92murdered

yes understand that. but how did the friends insert the eel and the man to sleep through this?

I guess he was just realllly slammed, or maybe drugged??

SchnellM3 · 05-03-2010, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by DougLikesBMW

How does one impale their own head on a blunt object?

On the show it said he stole some lady's purse and was running to avoid the police, when he ran into an open door and slipped on the floor of the car wash thus impaling his head on one of the nozzles. They only reason they found him was when his head exploded all over someones car. So do you think that they got to go through again for free to re wash it?

Verbiage · 05-03-2010, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by SchnellM3

On the show it said he stole some lady's purse and was running to avoid the police, when he ran into an open door and slipped on the floor of the car wash thus impaling his head on one of the nozzles. They only reason they found him was when his head exploded all over someones car. So do you think that they got to go through again for free to re wash it?

LMAOOO. Looks like he's got some explaining to do to the Devil.

E92murdered · 05-03-2010, 10:56 PM

lol no matter how slammed you are you would feel something going in your rectum and maybe your clothes coming off.

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Originally Posted by Dan in PA

I guess he was just realllly slammed, or maybe drugged??

Verbiage · 05-03-2010, 11:00 PM

Unless he passed out naked and that tempted his "friends".

Seriously if my friends ever did some shit like that and I survived I'd never let them live it down. That shit is awful.

Dan in PA · 05-03-2010, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by E92murdered

lol no matter how slammed you are you would feel something going in your rectum

So, uh, first hand experience?

Verbiage · 05-03-2010, 11:26 PM

WAT. NOO.

BTM · 05-03-2010, 11:26 PM

Mine's like the bigger of the two softball size...now I wanna find it

Dan in PA · 05-03-2010, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by BTM

Mine's like the bigger of the two softball size...now I wanna find it

I want a live one...they're so cool lol

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