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      05-06-2010, 03:24 PM   #45
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Just tell her she's gaining weight and you're losing attraction
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      05-06-2010, 03:29 PM   #46
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Tell her you need her help keeping yourself in shape. Make her feel like she's helping you. Reverse psychology.
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      05-06-2010, 03:39 PM   #47
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she needs to know that you love her regardless of how she looks. give her a kiss, and tell her that you want to spend time with her and surprise her with an unplanned trip.

then take her here http://www.fitbootcamp.com/
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      05-06-2010, 03:46 PM   #48
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she needs to know that you love her regardless of how she looks. give her a kiss, and tell her that you want to spend time with her and surprise her with an unplanned trip.

then take her here http://www.fitbootcamp.com/
LOL BAIT AND SWITCH
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      05-06-2010, 03:49 PM   #49
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The last girl I dated.... She was in shape, I was in shape. We both work out all the time. She would always joke that if I stopped working out and got fat she would still stay with me because she loves me. I would just look at the wall and nod a little bit. She used to get all upset because I wouldn't stay the same.

No thanks. Thats the equivelent of buying a corvette and after a year the dealer gives you a malibu. I didnt sign up for a fatty. If I wanted one, I'd have dated one in the first place.
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      05-06-2010, 03:55 PM   #50
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she needs to know that you love her regardless of how she looks. give her a kiss, and tell her that you want to spend time with her and surprise her with an unplanned trip.

then take her here http://www.fitbootcamp.com/

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      05-06-2010, 04:13 PM   #51
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No thanks. Thats the equivelent of buying a corvette and after a year the dealer gives you a malibu. I didnt sign up for a fatty. If I wanted one, I'd have dated one in the first place.
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      05-06-2010, 05:11 PM   #52
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Have you ben receiving hints about a ring?

Know the difference between girlfriend and Wife?





About 30 pounds. . .
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      05-06-2010, 05:14 PM   #53
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Just tell her she's gaining weight and you're losing attraction
Yeah I'm sure that'll go over real well.
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      05-06-2010, 05:16 PM   #54
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Have you ben receiving hints about a ring?

Know the difference between girlfriend and Wife?





About 30 pounds. . .
and blowjobs
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      05-06-2010, 05:22 PM   #55
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and blowjobs
Do you lose them, gain them, get more of them..?
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      05-06-2010, 05:25 PM   #56
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I think the last BJ I got was when the wife stuck the vacuum in my crotch
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      05-06-2010, 05:25 PM   #57
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Do you lose them, gain them, get more of them..?
Ring = no more cock in mouth
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      05-06-2010, 05:27 PM   #58
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Ring = no more cock in mouth
Sike. Get that outta here. Should be the other way around. I've gotten head from every girl I've been with. There is no logic as to why that would stop. Unless someone can provide me with an explanation.
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      05-06-2010, 05:38 PM   #59
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the main issue is that i know it's really affecting her..by that i mean she won't go to certain places or do certain things because she feels out of place because of her weight
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i try to take her to the gym with me all the time but she doesn't want to go
Wait, she knows she's fat yet doesn't want to do anything about it? If I were in your shoes, I'd dump her because its only going to get worse. Before you know it, you'll be married, have kids, and she'll be over 200 pounds.

Harsh, I know...but that's just how it works.
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Before you know it, you'll be married, have kids, and she'll be over 200 pounds.
That part made me lol.
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      05-06-2010, 06:43 PM   #62
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Its true. Shes sounds like the kind of girls that'll use pregnancy as an excuse to guzzle ben and jerry all day. Next thing you know those "pregnancy pounds" stuck around for 15 years and there you are, sneaking off to the bathroom with the mini projector in 2053 to sneak a jerk session while your chubby lazy bratty kids spend all your money and your wifes a lazy fatass.
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      05-06-2010, 06:47 PM   #63
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DAMN.



Seriously?
Yeah, but we usually take walks every evening along with regular exercise throughout the week.
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I found OPs facebook. He wasn't lying.

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