Why your teen age brother should not have access to your computer

CollinsE90 · 05-19-2010, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

Shave off his eyebrow. Superglue his balls to the bed while he's sleeping. Find his bottle of jerk off cream and fill it with bengay.

or get chair clippers from wal mart and shave a huge spot of his head when he isnt paying attention, making him shave his head

Diokaef · 05-19-2010, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

Shave off his eyebrow. Superglue his balls to the bed while he's sleeping. Find his bottle of jerk off cream and fill it with bengay.

Diokaef · 05-19-2010, 12:45 AM

I was thinking on take him for a boat ride and drag him by the foot at 70 mph on the water. that may be effective as well

CollinsE90 · 05-19-2010, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Diokaef

I was thinking on take him for a boat ride and drag him by the foot at 70 mph on the water. that may be effective as well

yea that would break his leg, 70 mph on a boat is fast as hell...

just do little things like we are saying over and over for weeks...he will get the hint after awile

Diokaef · 05-19-2010, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

yea that would break his leg, 70 mph on a boat is fast as hell...

just do little things like we are saying over and over for weeks...he will get the hint after awile

lol, come on he did very bad, I think he deserves a little more then that.

Burning holes with cigar on his car seat would be nice too

CollinsE90 · 05-19-2010, 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Diokaef

lol, come on he did very bad, I think he deserves a little more then that.

Burning holes with cigar on his car seat would be nice too

if he has a car get zip ties from lowes or home depot and tie them around his drive shaft, when he drives the car it will sound like its about to break down and he wont know whats causing it

lean a trash can full of water on his room door and knock on it, when he opens it splashhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Diokaef · 05-19-2010, 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

if he has a car get zip ties from lowes or home depot and tie them around his drive shaft, when he drives the car it will sound like its about to break down and he wont know whats causing it

lean a trash can full of water on his room door and knock on it, when he opens it splashhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hum....... that may not be a bad Idea after all

Diokaef · 05-19-2010, 12:53 AM

The zip ties....... he loves that car...

CollinsE90 · 05-19-2010, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Diokaef

The zip ties....... he loves that car...

it will tick load as hell and he will think his engine is about to blow up

you have to leave the excess part of the ties on there, dont snip them off

Diokaef · 05-19-2010, 12:56 AM

I even instal one of my access code system on his car... should I just change the codes and not give him for a week???or weeks??

Diokaef · 05-19-2010, 12:57 AM

And I did it for free.

CollinsE90 · 05-19-2010, 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Diokaef

I even instal one of my access code system on his car... should I just change the codes and not give him for a week???or weeks??

no because he will know you did it, you need to do something that makes him scared his car is breaking down...he will go to the shop and they will laugh at his ass

Diokaef · 05-19-2010, 12:59 AM

LOL, Good point!!!!!!!!!!!

Diokaef · 05-19-2010, 01:03 AM

I really don't understand what he was Thinking?!!?!?!?!??! when he told the moderator to have me banned??????????????????

Diokaef · 05-19-2010, 01:07 AM

His civic acting all crazy would really make him freak out.. I will do that tonight after him get back home and LoL my A.. off at hes reaction on the morning.

Diokaef · 05-19-2010, 01:09 AM

FYI I have some zip ties................

iBoost · 05-19-2010, 01:37 AM

this thread is funny.

Diokaef · 05-19-2010, 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by iBoost

this thread is funny.

How would you do if was your brother??

Diokaef · 05-19-2010, 02:04 AM

I would trow him for sharks if I did not live on the IL river, but I don't think would be legal and here the most he would get is some asian carps that would bit him up.

boymonkey · 05-19-2010, 04:15 AM

Why not be a good big brother? Take him out for some food and drinks, and help him pick up a girl. Only the girl is really a tranny you hired.

Peanuto · 05-19-2010, 07:40 AM

Question OP. How old are you and what is the scenario with why your brother lives with you?

Diokaef · 05-19-2010, 10:11 AM

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Question OP. How old are you and what is the scenario with why your brother lives with you?

I'm 27 and he does not live with me he is just staying for a prolonged period of time do to some family stuff.

05-19-2010, 12:45 AM	#47
Diokaef Engineer 221 Rep 2,122 Posts Drives: M235I 2015, 335i 2011 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: TAMPA FL iTrader: (17) Garage List 2008 Z4M Coupe [6.33]	I was thinking on take him for a boat ride and drag him by the foot at 70 mph on the water. that may be effective as well
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Diokaef Engineer 221 Rep 2,122 Posts Drives: M235I 2015, 335i 2011 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: TAMPA FL iTrader: (17) Garage List 2008 Z4M Coupe [6.33]	The zip ties....... he loves that car...
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Diokaef Engineer 221 Rep 2,122 Posts Drives: M235I 2015, 335i 2011 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: TAMPA FL iTrader: (17) Garage List 2008 Z4M Coupe [6.33]	I even instal one of my access code system on his car... should I just change the codes and not give him for a week???or weeks??
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05-19-2010, 12:57 AM	#55
Diokaef Engineer 221 Rep 2,122 Posts Drives: M235I 2015, 335i 2011 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: TAMPA FL iTrader: (17) Garage List 2008 Z4M Coupe [6.33]	And I did it for free.
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05-19-2010, 12:59 AM	#57
Diokaef Engineer 221 Rep 2,122 Posts Drives: M235I 2015, 335i 2011 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: TAMPA FL iTrader: (17) Garage List 2008 Z4M Coupe [6.33]	LOL, Good point!!!!!!!!!!!
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Diokaef Engineer 221 Rep 2,122 Posts Drives: M235I 2015, 335i 2011 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: TAMPA FL iTrader: (17) Garage List 2008 Z4M Coupe [6.33]	I really don't understand what he was Thinking?!!?!?!?!??! when he told the moderator to have me banned??????????????????
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05-19-2010, 01:07 AM	#59
Diokaef Engineer 221 Rep 2,122 Posts Drives: M235I 2015, 335i 2011 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: TAMPA FL iTrader: (17) Garage List 2008 Z4M Coupe [6.33]	His civic acting all crazy would really make him freak out.. I will do that tonight after him get back home and LoL my A.. off at hes reaction on the morning.
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Diokaef Engineer 221 Rep 2,122 Posts Drives: M235I 2015, 335i 2011 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: TAMPA FL iTrader: (17) Garage List 2008 Z4M Coupe [6.33]	FYI I have some zip ties................
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05-19-2010, 01:37 AM	#61
iBoost Retired e90post Member 143 Rep 3,038 Posts Drives: real slow Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Las Vegas iTrader: (13)	this thread is funny.
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05-19-2010, 02:04 AM	#63
Diokaef Engineer 221 Rep 2,122 Posts Drives: M235I 2015, 335i 2011 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: TAMPA FL iTrader: (17) Garage List 2008 Z4M Coupe [6.33]	I would trow him for sharks if I did not live on the IL river, but I don't think would be legal and here the most he would get is some asian carps that would bit him up.
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boymonkey Lieutenant 44 Rep 530 Posts Drives: slow Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Canada iTrader: (0)	Why not be a good big brother? Take him out for some food and drinks, and help him pick up a girl. Only the girl is really a tranny you hired.
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05-19-2010, 07:40 AM	#65
Peanuto Private First Class 69 Rep 122 Posts Drives: E92 335i Lemans Blue M-sport Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Maryland iTrader: (0)	Question OP. How old are you and what is the scenario with why your brother lives with you?
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