so... tomorrows the end of the world..

CollinsE90 · 05-21-2011, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by KGB7

No, they will tell they world they saved it from doom by praying to God for the last 48 hours.

True Christians would benefit from this, they wouldnt pray for it to not happen. Some guy guessing its approximate date is all this is. Thats the reason it says noone will ever know when it comes, to prevent non believers from jumping on the bandwagon right before.

Its all a publicity stunt, and the retards walking around preaching to people are just as bad as the person predicting it. There are extreme Christians who need to be put down, and Christians who have their beliefs and go about it quietly.

2M · 05-21-2011, 06:03 PM

Hey guys, the world ended, I gotta go, see you later.

len56 · 05-21-2011, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by GregTheStig

Some Atheist guy set up a business that took care of people's pets once the owners have been taken up to heaven. He charged them about $130 and they had to pay up front. No refunds

I don't get it... unless it was for today's supposed event?

BTM · 05-21-2011, 07:05 PM

anyone dead yet?

KGB7 · 05-21-2011, 07:17 PM

Did i miss it?

1speedbike · 05-21-2011, 07:35 PM

Technically, today the "good" people got saved. We're supposed to get a few months of earthquakes between now and october 21, when god gets bored of all the destruction and ends the world once and for all. If you're still here, you didn't make it into heaven. That's the excuse for still being around I guess..

infinitekidM2C · 05-21-2011, 08:39 PM

This just in; I've just been raptured; posting this from above.

AngelinIsRich08 · 05-21-2011, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by infinitekid2002

This just in; I've just been raptured; posting this from above.

Is there still porn?

len56 · 05-21-2011, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by infinitekid2002

This just in; I've just been raptured; posting this from above.

please let me know the download/upload specs up there

also, any signal on Verizon?

GregTheStig · 05-21-2011, 09:39 PM

I'm still alive. I think I know who to thank.... Macho Man!

M_Six · 05-21-2011, 09:43 PM

Damn, I was hoping it was true. Would have made getting a table in the NYC restaurants easier next week. Then again, it *is* NYC. Probably wouldn't have made a dent in the population.

infinitekidM2C · 05-21-2011, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by len56

please let me know the download/upload specs up there

also, any signal on Verizon?

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Originally Posted by AngelinIsRich08

Is there still porn?

well no porn; its imagination straight to live bitches..."downloading" has become pointless..see previous...verizon?..hella towers yo

KGB7 · 05-21-2011, 10:04 PM

And here i was, hoping to play a round of bowling with Osamas head against Pope John Paul II.

bosstones · 05-21-2011, 10:14 PM

Well....at least we still have Zpost in the afterlife.

donovan · 05-29-2011, 02:33 AM

Well... im here...right?

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