First World Problems

Uber V8 · 04-01-2014, 02:14 PM

I came too soon. I planned on fuking her for at least 5 mins this time. I wanted to blast her cheeks too.

Billup · 04-01-2014, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by FwdFtl

I came too soon. I planned on fuking her for at least 5 mins this time. I wanted to blast her cheeks too.

I like your initiative, but I see this as too closely resembling 3rd World Problems.

MidwestGolfBum · 04-01-2014, 02:31 PM

My jambox at my office died and I don't have a charger here. I'm now forced to listen to music directly off of my computer.

Uber V8 · 04-01-2014, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

I like your initiative, but I see this as too closely resembling 3rd World Problems.

Trijicon · 04-01-2014, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by M_Six

Simple fix right here.

This is even better

http://www.amazon.com/CTA-Digital-Pe...t+paper+holder

Lalit@autocouture · 04-01-2014, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

I hate ketchup

. Ketchup is the devil.

Sara · 04-01-2014, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Lalit@AUTOcouture

. Ketchup is the devil.

Freaking cant stand it.

M_Six · 04-01-2014, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Freaking cant stand it.

Not even on your eggs?

Sara · 04-01-2014, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by M_Six

Not even on your eggs?

I dont like the taste of it all. I think its the vinegar. I dunno. I hate it.

PINeely · 04-01-2014, 05:50 PM

Ketchup is so fucking awesome. It tastes good on anything made of carbohydrates and most things that aren't. I'd eat it out of the bottle if it were socially acceptable. Only mustard beats it.

Whataburger fancy ketchup, mmm mmm mmmmmmm.

Sara · 04-01-2014, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by PINeely

Ketchup is so fucking awesome. It tastes good on anything made of carbohydrates and most things that aren't. I'd eat it out of the bottle if it were socially acceptable. Only mustard beats it.

Whataburger fancy ketchup, mmm mmm mmmmmmm.

ew I hate mustard too... and mayonnaise and onions, and pickles....yucky!!!!

PINeely · 04-01-2014, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

ew I hate mustard too... and mayonnaise and onions, and pickles....yucky!!!!

Hmm. Relish? Cheese? Pimento spread? Hot sauce?

...Nutella?

Samurai of 2day · 04-01-2014, 06:08 PM

I am facing a First World Problem this evening...

So, I drove to pick up my Bike out of storage, then toook it for its annual service in preparation for the riding season. After I left the Service Center, I rode straight to work and had a little fun on the way.

Now I am at work, and trying to devise a plan on how can I ride my bike back to my place, but also go back to pick up my car with out bothering someone with a last minute favor of meeting me at my place so I can park the bike then go get my car...

First World Problems indeed...

Sara · 04-01-2014, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by PINeely

Hmm. Relish? Cheese? Pimento spread? Hot sauce?

...Nutella?

Dont like relish, only certain cheeses like queso, cheddar, american and gouda, dont know what pimento is, nope dont like hot sauce, dont like nutella....too sweet.

Lalit@autocouture · 04-01-2014, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Dont like relish, only certain cheeses like queso, cheddar, american and gouda, dont know what pimento is, nope dont like hot sauce, dont like nutella....too sweet.

Would you like some cheese with that whine?

Kidding! Seems like we're both on the same page for the most part. Ketchup easily being one of the most disgusting things on the planet

ddk632 · 04-01-2014, 07:33 PM

Ketchup rocks!

M_Six · 04-01-2014, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ddk632

Ketchup rocks!

Note when it's on your new shirt, pants, and jacket.

ddk632 · 04-01-2014, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by M_Six

Note when it's on your new shirt, pants, and jacket.

With my 1 and 3 year old kids at home, I don't complain much about what ends up on my shirt, pants, jacket, and pretty much anywhere in the house.

M_Six · 04-01-2014, 08:39 PM

Crap, now we have a critter in the attic. I wonder if I can lure him down with ketchup....

grimlock · 04-01-2014, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

Well lets not fool ourselves...., a California is the corvette of Ferrari's anyways.

The last yr production of the least popular model.. talk about scraping the barrel

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Originally Posted by FwdFtl

I came too soon. I planned on fuking her for at least 5 mins this time. I wanted to blast her cheeks too.

That would be a 'big man' problem..

P1 · 04-01-2014, 09:15 PM

Some of these are made up, but this one is 100% real...

As usual, I went over to the W to get a steam today. However, the steam room was being repaired. So I had to walk across the street to the Four Seasons to get in the steam room there.

whats77inaname · 04-01-2014, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Litos

oh, here's another one - I have a bone to pick with Yoplait...

how about you redesign your fucking peel back top so that when you pull the top off, a tiny bit of yogurt doesn't squirt out due to the fucking pressure...

pisses me the fuck off......I peel the part of the tab that's overhanging - then I slowly peel back the foil piece around the edge.

slooooooowly I pull the tab off.....

pluueeeerrrth <--- that's the sound of yogurt jizz on my fingers

every. fucking. time.

Use a bubble tea straw instead. The straw is extra fat to pull up the fruit bits. Punch through the foil like a Capri Sun. The pressure escapes through the straw and saves you from a mess. Plus, you can eat it with one hand.

You are welcome

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Originally Posted by PINeely

Whataburger fancy ketchup, mmm mmm mmmmmmm.

Whataburger *spicy* ketchup

04-01-2014, 02:14 PM	#45
Uber V8 Volcano Knuckles 416 Rep 491 Posts Drives: 2017 Camaro SS 1LE Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (1)	I came too soon. I planned on fuking her for at least 5 mins this time. I wanted to blast her cheeks too.
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PINeely Lieutenant Colonel 1080 Rep 1,912 Posts Drives: 2013 535i, 2015 Tundra 1794 Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Jackson, MS iTrader: (2)	Ketchup is so fucking awesome. It tastes good on anything made of carbohydrates and most things that aren't. I'd eat it out of the bottle if it were socially acceptable. Only mustard beats it. Whataburger fancy ketchup, mmm mmm mmmmmmm.
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Samurai of 2day Major 2319 Rep 1,261 Posts Drives: '22 X6M/'21 S1Krr Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Everywhere and Nowhere iTrader: (0)	I am facing a First World Problem this evening... So, I drove to pick up my Bike out of storage, then toook it for its annual service in preparation for the riding season. After I left the Service Center, I rode straight to work and had a little fun on the way. Now I am at work, and trying to devise a plan on how can I ride my bike back to my place, but also go back to pick up my car with out bothering someone with a last minute favor of meeting me at my place so I can park the bike then go get my car... First World Problems indeed... __________________ Too smart for my own good...
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ddk632 Chief Senior Executive Managing VP of Orange Sales 599 Rep 2,578 Posts Drives: 17 BMW F87 M2 6MT MG HBDGR ! Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Aventura, FL iTrader: (2)	Ketchup rocks!
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M_Six Free Thinker 19312 Rep 7,550 Posts Drives: 2016 MB GLC300 4matic Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Foothills of Mt Level iTrader: (0)	Crap, now we have a critter in the attic. I wonder if I can lure him down with ketchup.... __________________ Mark markj.pics "Life is uncertain, eat bacon now." -UncleWede
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P1 Lieutenant General 11735 Rep 11,191 Posts Drives: 2004 3/4 ton Duramax Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: United States iTrader: (1)	Some of these are made up, but this one is 100% real... As usual, I went over to the W to get a steam today. However, the steam room was being repaired. So I had to walk across the street to the Four Seasons to get in the steam room there.
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