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      03-16-2016, 11:25 AM   #6733
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Meh, this was back when I was young and adventurous...



so last week Wednesday I think was when I tried it.
So you can poop on your bike and while swimming now? You should be on America's got talent.
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      03-16-2016, 11:27 AM   #6734
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That bike has no seat.
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      03-16-2016, 11:46 AM   #6735
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I am not a monkey, that's racist. Oh wait
I remember back in the day, I said to MediaArtist that basketball players ran around the court like a bunch of monkeys and he called me a racist too.

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So you can poop on your bike and while swimming now? You should be on America's got talent.
My list of talents is about a 800 page novel. You should read it sometime.
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      03-16-2016, 12:21 PM   #6736
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      03-16-2016, 12:23 PM   #6737
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My list of talents is about a 800 page novel. You should read it sometime.
I read that novel. Lots of things I never thought of.
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      03-16-2016, 12:25 PM   #6738
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Whoa! That exists?
Obviously never been a "Scout"
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A chicken scout, no.
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I remember back in the day, I said to MediaArtist that basketball players ran around the court like a bunch of monkeys and he called me a racist too.
Liar!!

I distinctly remember that Billup said that...mostly because MediaArtist went after me too (bless his politically correct heart) for my comments.

And since you're Axius, you CLEARLY couldn't be Billup because the internets do not lie.
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Where is MediaArtist? He had an awesome car collection.
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Liar!!

I distinctly remember that Billup said that...mostly because MediaArtist went after me too (bless his politically correct heart) for my comments.

And since you're Axius, you CLEARLY couldn't be Billup because the internets do not lie.
I do not understand the connection between basketball player and monkey? Well, I mean... I guess... wait... that cannot be. Was he ASSUMING that a basketball player would be black. Wow... MediaArtist...
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Do you ladies fart really loud when no one is around? Or, do you sometimes almost pass out from holding in a fart so you aren't heard by anyone?
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Also, if you feel a fart coming on, do you intentionally try to force it so it comes out and you get it out of the way, or do you just kind of let it marinate?

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Well, Lups probably farts intentionally around the hubby to establish dominance within the environment, while he is forced to contend with his suffering intestine and leave the house to relieve himself, lest his farts mix with the superior farts of his wife.

Biorin might fart, but it will come along with a justification as to why the farting is necessary to retain a biological balance in society, and why it is also not necessary to allow others to hear her fart to obtain this balance.

Sara504 probably just deals with old farts who are charmed by her allure, and gets what is necessary out of them based on intention/credit score/misc.
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      03-16-2016, 02:53 PM   #6746
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Wrong brother , because she's occupied with this....



Do, they make an adapter for my car...figure I could squeeze out a couple of extra horses.
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I do not understand the connection between basketball player and monkey? Well, I mean... I guess... wait... that cannot be. Was he ASSUMING that a basketball player would be black. Wow... MediaArtist...
Jesse Jackson?
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Do, they make an adapter for my car...figure I could squeeze out a couple of extra horses.
Yeah...With the fart pants device our ///M-power button is no longer required !
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Yeah...With the fart pants device our ///M-power button is no longer required !
Route that hose to the turbo for MOAR BOOST.

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Yeah...With the fart pants device our ///M-power button is no longer required !
Yeah..figure a direct hookup to the turbo should give an extra psi of boost..especially if I'm racing someone and getting all fired up. Just hope that extra boost doesn't get me shitting my pants.
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Yeah..figure a direct hookup to the turbo should give an extra psi of boost..especially if I'm racing someone and getting all fired up. Just hope that extra boost doesn't get me shitting my pants.
Yes , but to hit your turbo you should wear the fart pants device first..
Of course always while driving , but think you need a hole in your seat .
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Route that hose to the turbo for MOAR BOOST.

Also available, a catback installation:
Yeah , she looks like she has the free flow cat . I'm sure you know the model without restriction .
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Also, if you feel a fart coming on, do you intentionally try to force it so it comes out and you get it out of the way, or do you just kind of let it marinate?

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Well, Lups probably farts intentionally around the hubby to establish dominance within the environment, while he is forced to contend with his suffering intestine and leave the house to relieve himself, lest his farts mix with the superior farts of his wife.

Biorin might fart, but it will come along with a justification as to why the farting is necessary to retain a biological balance in society, and why it is also not necessary to allow others to hear her fart to obtain this balance.

Sara504 probably just deals with old farts who are charmed by her allure, and gets what is necessary out of them based on intention/credit score/misc.
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