[eluded]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Already been answered. See past 308 pages.

I don't have time to read 300+ pages. I presume the news is bad again for me.

looks are important, having a job is important, living with your parents is apparently a no-no and now this!

[Socket]

Originally Posted by V2.0

Do you mean answers?

The title is a question.

No i meant questions, most of them are about penises and associated man parts

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by eluded

I don't have time to read 300+ pages. I presume the news is bad again for me.

looks are important, having a job is important, living with your parents is apparently a no-no and now this!

This thread is full of reposts, just keep asking. Eventually this forum will attract new girls who'll answer.



308 pages? Ain't nobody got time fuh dat.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

This thread is full of reposts, just keep asking. Eventually this forum will attract new girls who'll answer.



308 pages? Ain't nobody got time fuh dat.

Allow me to translate what "see previous 308 pages" really means:

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Allow me to translate what "see previous 308 pages" really means:

Is that....Sherlock Holmes?!

[Verbiage]

Also, that's why it makes sense to just mention the girls in the question so you'll get an answer from one (such as the farting question, which only Sara replied to, so she is my favorite).


"See previous 2387492 pages" is an unacceptable response in a thread about questions. FOH.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Is that....Sherlock Holmes?!

It is... brother to Mycroft and John.

[V2.0]

Why some girls can't stay in a relationship for more than 3 months?

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by V2.0

Why some girls can't stay in a relationship for more than 3 months?

Because the guy wasn't enough of an asshole.

[Torgus]

Originally Posted by eluded

I don't have time to read 300+ pages. I presume the news is bad again for me.

looks are important, having a job is important, living with your parents is apparently a no-no and now this!

Girls want everything: looks, guy with a job, not living at mom's and dad's place, a big cock. The list goes on.

There is just no pleasing some people.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Torgus

Girls want everything: looks, guy with a job, not living at mom's and dad's place, a big cock. The list goes on.

There is just no pleasing some people.

Thankfully I have a job and don't live with my parents. If 2 out of 4 ok?

PS: asking for friend!

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Thankfully I have a job and don't live with my parents. If 2 out of 4 ok?

PS: asking for friend!

Nope.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Nope.

You can't answer. You were the friend I was asking for... duh!

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

You can't answer. You were the friend I was asking for... duh!

Nope.

[Torgus]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Thankfully I have a job and don't live with my parents. If 2 out of 4 ok?

PS: asking for friend!

I hear they prefer the 'whole package'

[Axius]

What if you have good looks, a nice big shlong, live alone, but is addicted to bacon?

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Axius

What if you have good looks, a nice big shlong, live alone, but is addicted to bacon?

Depends. Is she addicted to the sausage?

Edit: Also, you are OBVIOUSLY also asking for friend.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Axius

What if you have good looks, a nice big shlong, live alone, but is addicted to bacon?

I dunno why this made me laugh so hard.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Depends. Is she addicted to the sausage?

Edit: Also, you are OBVIOUSLY also asking for friend.

It hasn't been deciphered yet, that portion is still in the making. She touched the sausage, but has yet to indulge, so it's anyones game at this point.


Well duh! I wouldn't ask this for myself or anything...., right?

[V2.0]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Because the guy wasn't enough of an asshole.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by V2.0

Are you related to V1.47fan

[1LRM3]

Originally Posted by Axius

It hasn't been deciphered yet, that portion is still in the making. She touched the sausage, but has yet to indulge, so it's anyones game at this point.


Well duh! I wouldn't ask this for myself or anything...., right?

advise to feel it, touch it, rub it - become acquainted in a friendly way...then report back.