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      10-23-2015, 11:21 AM   #661
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This sounds like the best time ever. I typically don't try to poison with olives and seafood, but probably still worth a shot. Sex toys, backyard fights, what wisdom shall you bring next?
When you pile them up like that you hurt my image as a normal housewife.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      10-23-2015, 11:23 AM   #662
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OMFG. I just remembered you were in my dream visiting me on a stopover during a business trip. Nothing naughty. I just took you sightseeing. Bwahaha!
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you're like, the cocaine godmother of BP.
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As long as maintenance gives you the results you want, there's no reason for any of the gym rat stuff.
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Unless you enjoy it. Small town gym so know everyone and it's fun.
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Yup. I'll usually have 1 or 2 Guinness a week.
I'd rather nurse 4 Sams than one Guinness...
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I'd rather nurse 4 Sams than one Guinness...
It's an acquired taste...I know...I hated the black motor oil in university, but now can't get enough of it.
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      10-23-2015, 11:26 AM   #666
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It's the small ones like you that scare me the most. They're fast and will shank your ass before you know it, so I usually give them a step or two extra.

The big guys will try to punch you in the face, but are generally slow and have more surface area to hit
I hate to be so full of myself, but I'm like a fucking cheetah agility wise. I could shank you, fuck you, and pull your eyeballs out without you even noticing. The fuck part is sometimes felt, but not often under any circumstance.
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      10-23-2015, 11:28 AM   #667
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I bet keep working on dead lifts and shrugs for grip so purse stays in hand.
You need to pay attention. I mentioned before that I don't lift or do legs or arms or any gym rat stuff. My body type is/was tall and lanky/normal. I'm not bulky or muscular, but pretty toned, especially the arms and shoulders, which I want/need. Running is something my kids and I have always done and I maintain.
How tall are you?
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
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My happy ass is still up...and still in Dallas:
So, what are you rated in Dallas? I was rated 1 (out of 10) in LA, but I was rated 3 in Dallas/Plano area.
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OMFG. I just remembered you were in my dream visiting me on a stopover during a business trip. Nothing naughty. I just took you sightseeing. Bwahaha!
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It's an acquired taste...I know...I hated the black motor oil in university, but now can't get enough of it.
My drink of choice... I dont know why people think it's "heavy or thick" I drink it like water.
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Unless you enjoy it. Small town gym so know everyone and it's fun.
I use the gym here at work, usually for an hour on the clock. Nobody else really uses it, so I can have music going and do work. It's a nice arrangement.
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She does a decent amount of climbing so grip is needed just not enough to rip it off.
Fair enough.
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My drink of choice... I dont know why people think it's "heavy or thick" I drink it like water.
I know...whatever they can stick to the bud lite lime or beeraritas
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How tall are you?
I'm between 6 and 6 foot 1. Weight ranges between 195-210 depending on diet mostly. Not bulky although my bmi shows I'm fat? Dumb thing doesn't take into account muscle mass.
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Limearitas are 8% and tiny as shit. Couple of those and you're set.
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I hate to be so full of myself, but I'm like a fucking cheetah agility wise. I could shank you, fuck you, and pull your eyeballs out without you even noticing. The fuck part is sometimes felt, but not often under any circumstance.
Maybe three steps for you

See...this is exactly what I'm talking about. We have a bunch of Hispanics in my area and the Mexicans are the largest and bukliest of them. The Salvadorans and Guatemalans are skinny fucks and crafty as shit.
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How tall are you?
4" shorter than you.
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How tall are you?
4" shorter than you.
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Maybe three steps for you

See...this is exactly what I'm talking about. We have a bunch of Hispanics in my area and the Mexicans are the largest and bukliest of them. The Salvadorans and Guatemalans are skinny fucks and crafty as shit.
I blame it on the churros and carnitas de botanas.
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How tall are you?
I'm between 6 and 6 foot 1. Weight ranges between 195-210 depending on diet mostly. Not bulky although my bmi shows I'm fat? Dumb thing doesn't take into account muscle mass.
That would account for the marshmallow on toothpick look - thanks for sharing
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I blame it on the churros and carnitas de botanas.
And MS13
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And MS13
Ut oh. You just named them on a public forum. Best watch your back now.
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Ut oh. You just named them on a public forum. Best watch your back now.
Eeeeek
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