[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

so what are you waiting for...

ask her for the time

@ time.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by smoosh

Exactly, which is why I'm not looking for a girlfriend/wife on there!!

The chicks I hit on in my local Starbucks in the mornings are potential wives

Hang out at jewelry stores and just hit on the ones looking at engagement rings. Those are the ones that are ready to get hitched.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

so what are you waiting for...

ask her for the time

Unfortunately that's her line when she attempts to pick up dudes...

I imagine she touches up her makeup too before approaching random men to ask... In the least, lip gloss...

[Axius]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

@ time.

It's 11:42:23:121 a.m. Eastern Standard Time, there's a light haze crested upon the horizon, high of 92° and 83.485% humidity index. Light showers late at night, but should be a nice evening for a bike ride or stroll through the park.

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by Axius

Hang out at jewelry stores and just hit on the ones looking at engagement rings. Those are the ones that are ready to get hitched.

I hang out at tourneau and pretend like I'm buying an expensive watch too. #relationshipgoals Matching Ms and matching Rolexes

[Axius]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

I hang out at tourneau and pretend like I'm buying an expensive watch too.

Want to play a funny prank on the salespeople? Ask to try one on then run out the front door! Gets em' every time!

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by shoei

Unfortunately that's her line when she attempts to pick up dudes...

I imagine she touches up her makeup too before approaching random men to ask... In the least, lip gloss...

Nope. I just fluff up my hair.


"Ahem, excuse me, my phone died...can I borrow yours?"

Why?

"To store my number in it"

[shoei]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Nope. I just fluff up my hair.

You're middle eastern... Just sprinkle a little water on it and it's like a chia pet, no?

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Nope. I just fluff up my hair.


"Ahem, excuse me, my phone died...can I borrow yours?"

Why?

"To store my number in it"

Waiting for the day this actually happens to me.

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Waiting for the day this actually happens to me.

I like your shirt. It looks like boyfriend material.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

I like your shirt. It looks like boyfriend material.

Well played.

Do you want to continue this in the back of your car or mine?

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Well played.

Do you want to continue this in the back of your car or mine?

That depends, how do you like your eggs? I like mine fertilized.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

That depends, how do you like your eggs? I like mine fertilized.

My couch pulls out but I don't.

[The Choosey begger]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

That depends, how do you like your eggs? I like mine fertilized.

Do you have a MT or DCT or what kind of car do you drive? That's me flirting, sorry.

[NemesisX]

Guy: "Hey spell the word 'ME'"

Girl: "Uh....M-E..?"

Guy: "You forgot the 'D'"

Girl: "There's no 'D' in Me"

Guy: Not yet

[Aatish]

[Axius]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

I like your shirt. It looks like boyfriend material.

You women and your subtle hints, I swear.


I'd be like "uhhh what are you dumb? It's 100% Egyptian cotton." *rolls eyes*

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by NemesisX

Guy: "Hey spell the word 'ME'"

Girl: "Uh....M-E..?"

Guy: "You forgot the 'D'"

Girl: "There's no 'D' in Me"

Guy: Not yet

:

Thanks for the game brotha !! HAHAHA

[F87LUV]

No more inflight wifi, see yaaaas.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Dude! Drop one of these lines on your girl tonight and watch the lolz happen!

Originally Posted by smoosh

:

Thanks for the game brotha !! HAHAHA

In for updates.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

In for updates.

So this chick is an Enlisted sailor...likely administrative separation from Navy for Enlisted-Officer sexual relationships...LUCKILY, I have not yet commissioned, so I'm gucci

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Dude! Drop one of these lines on your girl tonight and watch the lolz happen!

In for updates.

I want to enjoy my hummus and pita, not wear it