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      03-23-2016, 10:26 AM   #6909
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I hate washing the dishes.

While I own real sets, they're just for show. I only use paper plates/utensils/cups.

Vodka and water in Fridge. True bachelor status
Dishes are total bitch work. I've made the transition, but there's still some dishes sitting around..., those fuckers won't wash themselves.


Beer, bacon, and unsweet tea. Looks like a rack of drinks and bacon from Costco.


For real though, cleaning fucking sucks, but having a smaller place does help. Do you have the M already or is it in waiting?
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I hate washing the dishes.

While I own real sets, they're just for show. I only use paper plates/utensils/cups.

Vodka and water in Fridge. True bachelor status
Dishes are total bitch work. I've made the transition, but there's still some dishes sitting around..., those fuckers won't wash themselves.


Beer, bacon, and unsweet tea. Looks like a rack of drinks and bacon from Costco.


For real though, cleaning fucking sucks, but having a smaller place does help. Do you have the M already or is it in waiting?
What M?

I picked up an i8 instead
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Not to be the killjoy on this, but the biggest difference is that we do a reasonable job at keeping those other things out of the hands of people in their formative years. And when we fail to do so, everyone acknowledges the harm. Otherwise, I join the chromosomally challenged masses in universal praise of you. (That is meant less sarcastically than it sounded.)
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You're not a killjoy. There are plenty of preventative measures in place for porn as well, but MANY children find a way around those things, and are not suddenly turned into rapists. I played a lot of Grand Theft Auto (and came across a lot of my dad's porno mags) in my formative years, and have yet to be inclined to murder a hooker with a shovel. The biggest difference, in my opinion, comes from teaching our children to be respectful, moral human beings.

Edit: I realize that you said porn is easily accessible, but the other things are nearly, if not just as easily, accessible by kids of that age.
I could be wrong (it happens more than often than i want it to) but i think JTodd was saying that as a society, we do a reasonable job of keeping guns, weed, pills, alcohol, etc... out of the hands of the youngsters. Where as the measures taken by society to keep porn out of kids hands is pretty much just the honor system. (click here to verify you're over 18) Parents can do much more to keep inappropriate materials away from the eyes of their children but it typically involves more of a self sacrifice than many parents are willing to give up.

One thing is undeniable, the bolded part of you post is paramount in raising well adjusted children who have a chance to become contributing members of society.
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Been there done that overrated.



Ha! Talk about only the essentials.
Then she wasn't hot enough.
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What M?

I picked up an i8 instead
It's time to build out an M for 2017 delivery. I am happy to provide my consulting services, gratis, on this worthwhile endeavor!!
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      03-23-2016, 10:48 AM   #6915
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I could be wrong (it happens more than often than i want it to) but i think JTodd was saying that as a society, we do a reasonable job of keeping guns, weed, pills, alcohol, etc... out of the hands of the youngsters. Where as the measures taken by society to keep porn out of kids hands is pretty much just the honor system. (click here to verify you're over 18) Parents can do much more to keep inappropriate materials away from the eyes of their children but it typically involves more of a self sacrifice than many parents are willing to give up.

One thing is undeniable, the bolded part of you post is paramount in raising well adjusted children who have a chance to become contributing members of society.
You are not wrong (THIS TIME).

Truth. The real key is communication. You will never keep everything harmful away from your children. If you are open and honest and don't come off like the Reefer Madness movie (google it youngsters), then your kids have a huge headstart on how to deal with the inevitable dangers that cross their paths. I would absolutely agree with Biorin that porn is not, in and of itself, a societal ill. Like many other things, it is the abuse of it that is. Societally, the problem is that people are not taught about appropriate v. inappropriate because for SOME REASON we still cling to puritanical beliefs that if you don't talk about sex, then your kids won't do it. (same for drugs, booze, whatever...). Why are old people so dumb... wait wut?
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What M?

I picked up an i8 instead
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It's time to build out an M for 2017 delivery. I am happy to provide my consulting services, gratis, on this worthwhile endeavor!!
Maybe by 2018 they will have the Mi8. (Let the British conspiracy theories begin.)

Wait, I thought British Intelligence only when up to MI5.
That's the spirit!
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Why are old people so dumb... wait wut?
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Awesome. Thanks man. I'll go check it out!
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Awesome. Thanks man. I'll go check it out!
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BTW, M2 configurator is finally live.
Just went and built it. Added BOTH options and picked my own exterior color. WOW! It matches my actual build sheet. THANKS VERBIAGE!
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Just went and built it. Added BOTH options and picked my own exterior color. WOW! It matches my actual build sheet. THANKS VERBIAGE!
Dude, I've never seen a more sparse configurator in my life.
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Dude, I've never seen a more sparse configurator in my life.
Yeah - too funny. I suppose they have a standard workflow for how these are built, but they really could have made the whole thing one page.

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Yeah - too funny. I suppose they have a standard workflow for how these are built, but they really could have made the whole thing one page.

Color (Pick one): LBB, BSM, AW, MG
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More info on Phase II pls.
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The porn thing is complicated. People need an outlet, but by our nature, it's going to evolve into something unrealistic to further the entertainment value. The sexual release is necessary and unavoidable, however. Even if you take all the fake boobs and makeup out and just go amateur, there will always be something better than you or who you're with. This is true for things other than sex, of course, so to me it seems like we need to focus on emphasizing who you are as a person rather than what you look like or what you own -- that's a problem that goes far beyond porn.
The way my girl throws her ass in a circle, I have to disagree.
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The way my girl throws her ass in a circle, I have to disagree.
I have very bad news for you...

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Originally Posted by Biotin ... Even if you take all the fake boobs and makeup out and just go amateur, there will always be something better than you or who you're with...
I guess if it isn't your girl, then...
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I have very bad news for you...



I guess if it isn't your girl, then...
What might that be sir?
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What might that be sir?
If:
1. we accept Biorin 's logic that there is always someone better than you or the one you are with

and

2. we accept your assertion that there is no one better than your woman, due to the way in which she "throws her ass in a circle"

then

Our only conclusion is that there is someone better than you!

Quod erat demonstrandum!
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