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      03-23-2016, 01:56 PM   #6953
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It also doesn't help that "society" paints pictures of "perfect bodies" and now folks are more ashamed than ever of themselves. Like, why kill yourself to be a fucking double ZERO. Seriously?


It's really sickening.


I mean, I work out 6 times a week and take pride in myself, but everyone has different standards. You're right about it being fucked, as a whole.
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Don't gotta tell me that. I walk around hard as a rock all day long. Fuck those commercials that say "Oh no, 4 hours see a doctor"...., pussy shit.


I'll purposely knock things over on peoples desks, just to exert dominance.


FYI; it's only low hanging fruit if you come up with something based on facts. Like your low hanging old man grey hairy balls.
You know damn well there is no hair on my balls.

But will try the knocking things over on other people's desk. Thanks!
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It also doesn't help that "society" paints pictures of "perfect bodies" and now folks are more ashamed than ever of themselves. Like, why kill yourself to be a fucking double ZERO. Seriously?

I mean, I work out 6 times a week and take pride in myself, but everyone has different standards. You're right about it being fucked, as a whole.
Do what I do and supplement normal dinner foods with beer and just don't eat the rest of the day and work out like twice a month. You'll stay a double negative zero for decades.

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You know damn well there is no hair on my balls.

But will try the knocking things over on other people's desk. Thanks!
Damn, you're right, I think I confused your groomed balls with ASBSECU's grey hairy balls. My bad.

Do it man, no matter what, nobody will ever fuck with the dude with a huge raging boner through his pants. The boys will feel small and the women will feel intimidated.
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Do what I do and supplement normal dinner foods with beer and just don't eat the rest of the day and work out like twice a month. You'll stay a double negative zero for decades.



Damn, you're right, I think I confused your groomed balls with ASBSECU's grey hairy balls. My bad.

Do it man, no matter what, nobody will ever fuck with the dude with a huge raging boner through his pants. The boys will feel small and the women will feel intimidated.
Shit..... i wish you would have said "through his pants" earlier. I just did it OUT of the pants and i do not think the desired effect will be attained.
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Shit..... i wish you would have said "through his pants" earlier. I just did it OUT of the pants and i do not think the desired effect will be attained.
Yeah, I did the mistake of having it out of my pants the first time around. Needless to say, HR was not very pleased with my actions.


So I upped the ante and bought these stetchy jeans from American Eagle, so my already huge boner, looks extra huge and everyone just stares out of jealousy. I even let HR girl touch it, because I wasn't breaking any policies.
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Yeah, I did the mistake of having it out of my pants the first time around. Needless to say, HR was not very pleased with my actions.


So I upped the ante and bought these stetchy jeans from American Eagle, so my already huge boner, looks extra huge and everyone just stares out of jealousy. I even let HR girl touch it, because I wasn't breaking any policies.
What about her heart, did you break her heart?
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What about her heart, did you break her heart?
She broke mine, she got a new job in Ohio at the end of the month.
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She broke mine, she got a new job in Ohio at the end of the month.
Once and done.... Been there. They have their fun with you and then toss you aside like you were nothing.
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Once and done.... Been there. They have their fun with you and then toss you aside like you were nothing.
Give em' the dick of their life and they just run off expecting to be chased...,



Bitch, Ohio is boring, have fun in nowheresland.
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Toot toot!
In high school this girl was afraid that I would "toot it and boot it.



She was more than likely correct.
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Hey Mr Tonka - you raise a very good point about the US view of nudity and our neighbors views...

But I also think you failed (or have not) taken into consideration that as we age - our views become less open to the younger perspective, and we basically become the conservative old people we rage against in out own youths.

What I am open to now or in my younger days sexually will be considered old fart stuff by the next generation of perverts.

But getting back to the root of the original conversation - Porn isn't real life, and it represents a skewed view of sex and sexuality. Same with movies and TV, etc...and like it or not, exposure to this medium at a young age will have a material impact on how a developing mind views and applies this in their everyday life. I am not saying it will be a negative or positive impact - but a material impact none the less.

Serious question for the men - Remember the first time you actually saw your first nude breasts...from that moment on, your mind thought about that exact moment until you saw the next set of boobs....then you compared them every day, until you saw the next set, and so on.

Men are simple creatures: Sex. Food. Sleep. This is who we are...I have gone a couple days without sleep for sex and food, but I can sleep hungry after sex without any problems
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Serious question for the men - Remember the first time you actually saw your first nude breasts...from that moment on, your mind thought about that exact moment until you saw the next set of boobs....then you compared them every day, until you saw the next set, and so on.

Men are simple creatures: Sex. Food. Sleep. This is who we are...I have gone a couple days without sleep for sex and food, but I can sleep hungry after sex without any problems
Actually, the first time I received fellatio was the most memorable, for me.



And yes, jtodd_fl, it was from a woman.



Also, can I add cars to sex, food, and sleep? Can I also add weights? And photography?
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Hey Mr Tonka - you raise a very good point about the US view of nudity and our neighbors views...

But I also think you failed (or have not) taken into consideration that as we age - our views become less open to the younger perspective, and we basically become the conservative old people we rage against in out own youths.

What I am open to now or in my younger days sexually will be considered old fart stuff by the next generation of perverts.

But getting back to the root of the original conversation - Porn isn't real life, and it represents a skewed view of sex and sexuality. Same with movies and TV, etc...and like it or not, exposure to this medium at a young age will have a material impact on how a developing mind views and applies this in their everyday life. I am not saying it will be a negative or positive impact - but a material impact none the less.

Serious question for the men - Remember the first time you actually saw your first nude breasts...from that moment on, your mind thought about that exact moment until you saw the next set of boobs....then you compared them every day, until you saw the next set, and so on.

Men are simple creatures: Sex. Food. Sleep. This is who we are...I have gone a couple days without sleep for sex and food, but I can sleep hungry after sex without any problems
Don't forget that the context of the porn thing has to do with sexism and objectification of women in America. You are right though, it has some impact on the psychological conditioning of every person exposed to it. Like anything else, the more you're exposed to it, the more you're impacted by it. To think it doesn't is just daft. Very good point you highlight, everything we're exposed to in our lives shapes us in some way.

I feel as if my views are becoming more open as i age. There are things i'm open to now that i wouldn't have been just a short time ago. I think that these forums help to expose us to not only other view points, but other view points from a demographic we may not normally socialize with. I must come across as arguing my point and to a certain degree i suppose i am, but i'm not adverse to learning that my view point isn't the only one or even the correct one.

I really don't remember the first boob i saw. Is that bad? Do i lose my man card?

I understand you mean at a very basic level, but given we are past basic levels of survival, it's fair to say that we are much more than that. Well, some of us.

And speak for yourself when you're talking about people being old. I'm getting younger, so suck it.

Sorry this is short and choppy, gotta run. Late for my date with bimmette out on the Suncoast trail.
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I think Sara504 is the only of the "Final 4" that has not checked in.... So, what are your thoughts Sara. On the original question in total or just your porn thoughts... either one.
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I think Sara504 is the only of the "Final 4" that has not checked in.... So, what are your thoughts Sara. On the original question in total or just your porn thoughts... either one.
Now I can't stop...

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He's dating ss?
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Hey Mr Tonka - you raise a very good point about the US view of nudity and our neighbors views...

But I also think you failed (or have not) taken into consideration that as we age - our views become less open to the younger perspective, and we basically become the conservative old people we rage against in out own youths.

What I am open to now or in my younger days sexually will be considered old fart stuff by the next generation of perverts.

But getting back to the root of the original conversation - Porn isn't real life, and it represents a skewed view of sex and sexuality. Same with movies and TV, etc...and like it or not, exposure to this medium at a young age will have a material impact on how a developing mind views and applies this in their everyday life. I am not saying it will be a negative or positive impact - but a material impact none the less.

Serious question for the men - Remember the first time you actually saw your first nude breasts...from that moment on, your mind thought about that exact moment until you saw the next set of boobs....then you compared them every day, until you saw the next set, and so on.

Men are simple creatures: Sex. Food. Sleep. This is who we are...I have gone a couple days without sleep for sex and food, but I can sleep hungry after sex without any problems
Don't forget that the context of the porn thing has to do with sexism and objectification of women in America. You are right though, it has some impact on the psychological conditioning of every person exposed to it. Like anything else, the more you're exposed to it, the more you're impacted by it. To think it doesn't is just daft. Very good point you highlight, everything we're exposed to in our lives shapes us in some way.

I feel as if my views are becoming more open as i age. There are things i'm open to now that i wouldn't have been just a short time ago. I think that these forums help to expose us to not only other view points, but other view points from a demographic we may not normally socialize with. I must come across as arguing my point and to a certain degree i suppose i am, but i'm not adverse to learning that my view point isn't the only one or even the correct one.

I really don't remember the first boob i saw. Is that bad? Do i lose my man card?

I understand you mean at a very basic level, but given we are past basic levels of survival, it's fair to say that we are much more than that. Well, some of us.

And speak for yourself when you're talking about people being old. I'm getting younger, so suck it.

Sorry this is short and choppy, gotta run. Late for my date with bimmette out on the Suncoast trail.
But remember - porn isn't just men objectifying women. Many different genres (DON'T JUDGE ME!!) of prom where women are objectifying men. Fetish, Femdom, etc...

Porn objectify' the people who actually make them....I would agree that is it usually women more so than men.

I also agree - my views have broadened as I age, but I saw the same progression with my parents as they began to age past their 50's. Almost a regression in their views to an ultra conservative state.
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