[Mike.]

Originally Posted by smoosh

Dude!! Get your ass down to DC !!

Im thinking in two weeks

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by Mike.

I have a company condo

Where is it at?

[Aatish]

Since I have a few to breathe, I'll throw a quick update. Today sucked...up until she called me. No date today...moved to tomorrow. Will update later tonight, once I'm home and settled.

Also, Mike....run.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Since I have a few to breathe, I'll throw a quick update. Today sucked...up until she called me. No date today...moved to tomorrow. Will update later tonight, once I'm home and settled.

Also, Mike....run.

ARGG the wait is killing me buddy !!

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by smoosh

Where is it at?

10 Mins from Maryland or some shit

Originally Posted by Aatish

Since I have a few to breathe, I'll throw a quick update. Today sucked...up until she called me. No date today...moved to tomorrow. Will update later tonight, once I'm home and settled.

Also, Mike....run.

really?! ugh

[BwoodBMW]

Originally Posted by Mike.

Check it

hook line and sinker... she's yours if you want her.

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by BwoodBMW

hook line and sinker... she's yours if you want her.

I think I want her

[08njSTEP]

Over half of DC is 10 min from MD.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by Mike.

10 Mins from Maryland or some shit

Sounds like somewhere in between Bethesda and Cleveland Park?

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by 08njSTEP

Over half of DC is 10 min from MD.

HAHA just lold but yeah I have no idea where exactly

[08njSTEP]

I would think near Bethesda also.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by smoosh

My boy!!!

If you need advice on Indian girls, ask away Aatish will chime in too. We are both quite versed on that topic.

As for right now, my best suggestion to you is...umm...how do I put this clearly...

Unmatch immediately and forget you ever spoke to her.

LOL !!! I feel... Now hear me out here... That if there's TWO people that you should NOT be getting advice on girls - Indian or not - smoosh and Aatish may just very well be at the top of the list...

It's like asking a Kardashian how to not be a ho...

[1MOREMOD]

Yeah everyone knows I'm the love guru

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by shoei

LOL !!! I feel... Now hear me out here... That if there's TWO people that you should NOT be getting advice on girls - Indian or not - smoosh and Aatish may just very well be at the top of the list...

It's like asking a Kardashian how to not be a ho...

you dick!!

How's the saying go? "Mere bilea muche meow meow?"

"My kitten is teaching me?"

Know your place!!

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Yeah everyone knows I'm the love guru

...so about spitting on your wife's back to fool her into thinking you came, do you usually do that before or after you fuck a male goat and claim it's strictly heterosexual?

[1MOREMOD]

Same time.

[Mike.]

having a prospect read an excerpt of my book is like taking candy for a baby.

Im enacting a new rule, every time we pipe a tinder girl, we have to post a picture of ray allen.

Ray allen dunking= smash
Ray allen jump shot= blowj
Ray allen dribbling= making out

[shoei]

Originally Posted by smoosh

you dick!!

How's the saying go? "Mere bilea muche meow meow?"

"My kitten is teaching me?"

Know your place!!

There's only one "pussy" around these parts, Smooshy...

But seriously... Still cracking up over you giving love advice... Thanks for that btw...

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by shoei

There's only one "pussy" around these parts, Smooshy...

But seriously... Still cracking up over you giving love advice... Thanks for that btw...

Test me bro, bet I give A1 relationship advice

[shoei]

Originally Posted by smoosh

Test me bro, bet I give A1 relationship advice

I fail to see how this is going to end well for you, lol...

[1MOREMOD]

I'm interested in watching the shit show though

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by shoei

I fail to see how this is going to end well for you, lol...

Go. Hit it

I'd love to be nailed