BMW X3 Forum
BMW X3 Forum
Welcome to the ultimate G45 BMW X3 community.
BMW Garage BMW Meets Register Today's Posts
Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      05-21-2015, 01:08 PM   #705
Sara
Lieutenant General
5885
Rep
17,879
Posts

Drives: A car
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Nola

iTrader: (6)

Quote:
Originally Posted by fleeked View Post
another guido? Nice, Sara
No, same one.
Appreciate 0
      05-21-2015, 01:08 PM   #706
954Stealth
Brigadier General
954Stealth's Avatar
United_States
1597
Rep
4,512
Posts

Drives: A Car
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Bacon Raton, FL

iTrader: (1)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sara504 View Post
Yeah but I dont feel like going....
So don't. He's not a good fit so move on

You're already not feelin' it and carting him around already and his yapping and not letting you talk does note bode well for your future with this dude.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Billup View Post
You know you're getting bacon, when you're cooking bacon.
Appreciate 0
      05-21-2015, 01:09 PM   #707
Sara
Lieutenant General
5885
Rep
17,879
Posts

Drives: A car
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Nola

iTrader: (6)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Revartr View Post
Get out of your comfort zone and stop going after guidos. Jesus.
I did! I went for the attorney and look how that turned out!
Appreciate 0
      05-21-2015, 01:09 PM   #708
V1.47fan
Banned
United_States
1989
Rep
1,847
Posts

Drives: TheArtist formerly known as M3
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: NATIONWIDE

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by MrSugarSkulls View Post
Did you just ban me on a non ban thread?

Only cause you're so good looking, I'm ok with that.


Appreciate 1
      05-21-2015, 01:11 PM   #709
Mr.SugarSkulls
Brigadier General
Mr.SugarSkulls's Avatar
No_Country
2887
Rep
3,245
Posts

Drives: BMW i8
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Long Beach, CA

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2016 BMW F13 M6  [10.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by V1.47fan
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrSugarSkulls View Post
Did you just ban me on a non ban thread?

Only cause you're so good looking, I'm ok with that.


Attached Images
 
__________________
I'm always sunny, hunny.
Appreciate 0
      05-21-2015, 01:12 PM   #710
Revartr
Second Lieutenant
Revartr's Avatar
United_States
75
Rep
296
Posts

Drives: 2015 BMW M4
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Cleveland, TN

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sara504 View Post
I did! I went for the attorney and look how that turned out!
Was he Italian? Or a douche? Or tan? Or overly muscular?
Appreciate 0
      05-21-2015, 01:13 PM   #711
Sara
Lieutenant General
5885
Rep
17,879
Posts

Drives: A car
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Nola

iTrader: (6)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Revartr View Post
Was he Italian? Or a douche? Or tan? Or overly muscular?
I mean he does have a phenomenal body. Gym everyday...sometimes twice a day he says.
Appreciate 0
      05-21-2015, 01:15 PM   #712
Mr.SugarSkulls
Brigadier General
Mr.SugarSkulls's Avatar
No_Country
2887
Rep
3,245
Posts

Drives: BMW i8
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Long Beach, CA

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2016 BMW F13 M6  [10.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sara504
Quote:
Originally Posted by Revartr View Post
Was he Italian? Or a douche? Or tan? Or overly muscular?
I mean he does have a phenomenal body. Gym everyday...sometimes twice a day he says.
Sounds like my Italian brother from another mother
__________________
I'm always sunny, hunny.
Appreciate 0
      05-21-2015, 01:17 PM   #713
Sara
Lieutenant General
5885
Rep
17,879
Posts

Drives: A car
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Nola

iTrader: (6)

Quote:
Originally Posted by MrSugarSkulls View Post
Sounds like my Italian brother from another mother
But he has an android.

I HATE texting people with green messages.
Appreciate 1
      05-21-2015, 01:17 PM   #714
Mr.SugarSkulls
Brigadier General
Mr.SugarSkulls's Avatar
No_Country
2887
Rep
3,245
Posts

Drives: BMW i8
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Long Beach, CA

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2016 BMW F13 M6  [10.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sara504
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrSugarSkulls View Post
Sounds like my Italian brother from another mother
But he has an android.


Nevermindddddd
__________________
I'm always sunny, hunny.
Appreciate 0
      05-21-2015, 01:18 PM   #715
Lups
...
Lups's Avatar
11830
Rep
15,400
Posts

Drives: I don't own a car.
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Lost as usual

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sara504 View Post
I mean he does have a phenomenal body. Gym everyday...sometimes twice a day he says.
Lol, at least you'll have a really was time picking a different type of men if you choose to do so. Instead of gym hours just ask when they've last read a book.

Graphic novels don't count.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta0311 View Post
How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
Appreciate 0
      05-21-2015, 01:20 PM   #716
Mr.SugarSkulls
Brigadier General
Mr.SugarSkulls's Avatar
No_Country
2887
Rep
3,245
Posts

Drives: BMW i8
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Long Beach, CA

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2016 BMW F13 M6  [10.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sara504 View Post
I mean he does have a phenomenal body. Gym everyday...sometimes twice a day he says.
Lol, at least you'll have a really was time picking a different type of men if you choose to do so. Instead of gym hours just ask when they've last read a book.

Graphic novels don't count.
Does sheet music apply?
__________________
I'm always sunny, hunny.
Appreciate 0
      05-21-2015, 01:27 PM   #717
Lups
...
Lups's Avatar
11830
Rep
15,400
Posts

Drives: I don't own a car.
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Lost as usual

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by MrSugarSkulls View Post
Does sheet music apply?
Yup! That would be acceptable. You have my permission to go after her.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta0311 View Post
How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
Appreciate 0
      05-21-2015, 01:28 PM   #718
Lups
...
Lups's Avatar
11830
Rep
15,400
Posts

Drives: I don't own a car.
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Lost as usual

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by fleeked View Post
what? WHAT? LUPS, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING!?
I'm sorry! I am!
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta0311 View Post
How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
Appreciate 0
      05-21-2015, 01:43 PM   #719
V1.47fan
Banned
United_States
1989
Rep
1,847
Posts

Drives: TheArtist formerly known as M3
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: NATIONWIDE

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sara504 View Post
I mean he does have a phenomenal body. Gym everyday...sometimes twice a day he says.
Where do you find these guys?
Appreciate 0
      05-21-2015, 01:45 PM   #720
954Stealth
Brigadier General
954Stealth's Avatar
United_States
1597
Rep
4,512
Posts

Drives: A Car
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Bacon Raton, FL

iTrader: (1)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sara504 View Post
I mean he does have a phenomenal body. Gym everyday...sometimes twice a day he says.
Lol, at least you'll have a really was time picking a different type of men if you choose to do so. Instead of gym hours just ask when they've last read a book.

Graphic novels don't count.
That's a little condescending. Drop quotes in to the conversation and see if he/she picks up on then. It's more subtle and less interrogatory.

*side note: what the hells wrong with graphic novels?
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Billup View Post
You know you're getting bacon, when you're cooking bacon.
Appreciate 0
      05-21-2015, 01:47 PM   #721
954Stealth
Brigadier General
954Stealth's Avatar
United_States
1597
Rep
4,512
Posts

Drives: A Car
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Bacon Raton, FL

iTrader: (1)

Quote:
Originally Posted by V1.47fan
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sara504 View Post
I mean he does have a phenomenal body. Gym everyday...sometimes twice a day he says.
Where do you find these guys?
I really want to make the obvious joke but I'll take the high road here
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Billup View Post
You know you're getting bacon, when you're cooking bacon.
Appreciate 0
      05-21-2015, 01:53 PM   #722
Sara
Lieutenant General
5885
Rep
17,879
Posts

Drives: A car
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Nola

iTrader: (6)

Quote:
Originally Posted by V1.47fan View Post
Where do you find these guys?
Swipe left or swipe right
Appreciate 0
      05-21-2015, 01:54 PM   #723
Revartr
Second Lieutenant
Revartr's Avatar
United_States
75
Rep
296
Posts

Drives: 2015 BMW M4
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Cleveland, TN

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sara504 View Post
Swipe left or swipe right
Start reading their profiles.
Appreciate 0
      05-21-2015, 01:58 PM   #724
954Stealth
Brigadier General
954Stealth's Avatar
United_States
1597
Rep
4,512
Posts

Drives: A Car
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Bacon Raton, FL

iTrader: (1)

Left is the other way
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Billup View Post
You know you're getting bacon, when you're cooking bacon.
Appreciate 0
      05-21-2015, 02:16 PM   #725
Billup
Banned
Burkina Faso
476
Rep
928
Posts

Drives: Your mum crazy.
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: Baconopolos Island

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
Lol, at least you'll have a really was time picking a different type of men if you choose to do so. Instead of gym hours just ask when they've last read a book.

Graphic novels don't count.
What if I write my own graphic adult novels? I have a very eclectic mind and have a very subtle intensity with my words. I make my own panties fall off, and I'm not even wearing any.

Quote:
Originally Posted by fleeked View Post
damn, is every single person on tinder? Haha
Until there is a day, where I can no longer sit on my ass and prey on women that want to prey on me, Tinder is my binder for I will never hinder.
Appreciate 0
      05-21-2015, 02:29 PM   #726
Sara
Lieutenant General
5885
Rep
17,879
Posts

Drives: A car
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Nola

iTrader: (6)

I hate when I get in the habit of swiping left quickly and I see a cute guy and I swipe him left.
Appreciate 0
Closed Thread

Bookmarks


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 01:09 AM.




x3:
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST