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      03-30-2016, 10:44 AM   #7349
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True that too. Us blondes still have the worst sold by date predictions.
It's funny, you can tell the people who will only get better with age, and those who will go drastically into a slow pit of wrinkles, dentures, and a hunchback.


Meh, you're in good shape until at least 85, so I'll clean your pool in my normal outfit until then, afterwards, I might start wearing clothes, we will see. Sara on the other hand..., well..., let us all pray in her rememberance.
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Sara504 got herself a surgeon. She's good as far as the looks depreciation department goes.
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      03-30-2016, 11:03 AM   #7351
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Dunno, I think it's wrong how black folks pull it off.

Last summer in some but fuck town in between la and sf I spoke with this gorgeous car guy. When I was leaving he said that if I ever was single, he'd totally hook me up with his son. My answer was:dude I'm not desperate enough to rob babies just yet and the man told me he was 65.

I thought he was in his late thirties. Damnit.

(I wouldn't mind meeting the son though)
Found a pic of that guy
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      03-30-2016, 11:11 AM   #7352
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It can be when it's said by someone of another race- it comes across as condescending. Really just depends on how it's said. (Just simply drop the "the". It's like me saying something like - I love the south because I love the blacks- get it?)

We were just fucking with the guy though, it's OT. He could have just said "shut up emo" and that would have been the end of that.

You Canadians amuse me, silly gooses. I do hate you all, but that stems from being a born Seattleite and hating anything and everyone from Vancouver specifically from birth.

Regardless, happy to enlighten you innocent, naive Canadians
What SS said. It's all about the "the".

And I thought it was supernoobs last post.

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The full stomachs, The video games, The MTV....
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      03-30-2016, 11:14 AM   #7353
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True that too. Us blondes still have the worst sold by date predictions.
You might be right, but you sure have a good time with it. And I just love it when hot blondes become hot MILFs.
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      03-30-2016, 11:20 AM   #7354
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As an innocent, naive Canadian, I like all nuts equally.

Ok, I lied. I don't like walnuts.
But importantly, do you like Deez nuts? Way better than Walnuts.
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      03-30-2016, 11:28 AM   #7355
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By Mexicans I mean the people in SoCal that work in substandard conditions for little pay in order to provide for their families south of the boarder.

Their outlook on life is refreshing and a lot less ignorant than the views of people's that grew up never knowing hardships or hunger.

I spoke to a fellow that lost the election in San Clemente for mayor. His stance was to ban Mexican workers in favour of hiring local kids in order to keep his American dollar in America (Views I shared). He lost the election because business preferred paying people as little as possible.

The Mexicans I met there only wanted a better life. They struggle under tremendous hardships (literally sleeping in the bathrooms of the restos they worked in because Ive seen the beds) in order to feed and care for their families.

My bubble that I live in spans from third world to the first world encompassing a dozen countries I've spent months in and I respect those who struggle for a living.

Ask a girl anything... Is ignorance bliss?
What ?
He did not lose the election because of the people wanting to pay less. He lost because there are more pro-hispanic voters in SoCal that wanted to keep their way of life.
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      03-30-2016, 11:30 AM   #7356
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Gym definitely helps.
Unless it's those older ladies who spend all day in the gym all 7% body fat and ripped with the skimpy outfits, big fake boobs, cat people plastic surgery and collagen injection lips. Oh, the Orange tan.

There's like 6-7 of these ladies at my gym. They actually scare me but sometimes from a distance I think, "wow, she's hot." Then I get closer and she gets scarier and scarier.

They wouldn't be scary if they weren't so ripped and so cat looking.
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You might be right, but you sure have a good time with it. And I just love it when hot blondes become hot MILFs.
And what about when they look hit and keep that platinum blonde hair color?
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      03-30-2016, 12:48 PM   #7359
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Nice. Get right to it. Also, what about abortion, religion, and politics?
I wasn't trying to move that fast.

Besides, I want an answer from Biorin that I can actually finish reading today, so we can leave the politics out.
I couldn't care less about the race. You like who you like. That being said, being open-minded does not necessarily equate to being attracted to every other race. Everyone's got their types, although some people allow desperation to override any type preference.
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Dunno, I think it's wrong how black folks pull it off.

Last summer in some but fuck town in between la and sf I spoke with this gorgeous car guy. When I was leaving he said that if I ever was single, he'd totally hook me up with his son. My answer was:dude I'm not desperate enough to rob babies just yet and the man told me he was 65.

I thought he was in his late thirties. Damnit.

(I wouldn't mind meeting the son though)

I don't know, I think Asians have it way better. I mean, the women look like they are 20 from 30 to 55..., but then once 55 hits..., they start going downhill pretty fast.
Truth. Asians go from looking 20 to looking 200. I'm just hoping my stache will translate into a sweet Confucius beard.
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      03-30-2016, 12:51 PM   #7361
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Truth. Asians go from looking 20 to looking 200. I'm just hoping my stache will translate into a sweet Confucius beard.
When it gets about 2" below the chin, it starts to interfere with the passage of chopsticks from bowl to mouth
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      03-30-2016, 12:53 PM   #7362
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Gym definitely helps.
I look as old as I am. It's good enough for me.

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It's funny, you can tell the people who will only get better with age, and those who will go drastically into a slow pit of wrinkles, dentures, and a hunchback.


Meh, you're in good shape until at least 85, so I'll clean your pool in my normal outfit until then, afterwards, I might start wearing clothes, we will see. Sara on the other hand..., well..., let us all pray in her rememberance.
Aww... My old trick of shutting off the lights working with ya!!
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Found a pic of that guy
YES!!!
I saw my old boyfriend a week ago. I kindly commented on him looking like shit and he replied "yes, I know! Being married is awesome!! Thanks for the tip anna!"

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You might be right, but you sure have a good time with it. And I just love it when hot blondes become hot MILFs.
Blondes don't do that
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And what about when they look hit and keep that platinum blonde hair color?
Lol, mime goes really dark if no natural water is around. It's hilarious
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      03-30-2016, 01:02 PM   #7363
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Sara504 got herself a surgeon. She's good as far as the looks depreciation department goes.
Yes because there's never been botched plastic surgeries before where they come out looking like something out of an Eli Roth horror movie...
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      03-30-2016, 01:04 PM   #7364
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Nice. Get right to it. Also, what about abortion, religion, and politics?
I wasn't trying to move that fast.

Besides, I want an answer from Biorin that I can actually finish reading today, so we can leave the politics out.
I couldn't care less about the race. You like who you like. That being said, being open-minded does not necessarily equate to being attracted to every other race. Everyone's got their types, although some people allow desperation to override any type preference.
This. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder....and variety is the spice of life.
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Sara504 got herself a surgeon. She's good as far as the looks depreciation department goes.
Yes because there's never been botched plastic surgeries before where they come out looking like something out of an Eli Roth horror movie...
Joan Rivers anyone....
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Sara504 got herself a surgeon. She's good as far as the looks depreciation department goes.
Yes because there's never been botched plastic surgeries before where they come out looking like something out of an Eli Roth horror movie...
Joan Rivers anyone....
I was thinking more along the lines of Donatella Versace...
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Sara504 got herself a surgeon. She's good as far as the looks depreciation department goes.
Yes because there's never been botched plastic surgeries before where they come out looking like something out of an Eli Roth horror movie...
Joan Rivers anyone....
I was thinking more along the lines of Donatella Versace...
Kill it with fire!!!!!
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Sara504 got herself a surgeon. She's good as far as the looks depreciation department goes.
Yes because there's never been botched plastic surgeries before where they come out looking like something out of an Eli Roth horror movie...
Joan Rivers anyone....
I was thinking more along the lines of Donatella Versace...
Kill it with fire!!!!!
What happened to beauty is in the eye of the beholder, you hypocrite !!!!
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This. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder....and variety is the spice of life.
Great. Good to know that the internet isn't as shallow as it seems, 95% of the time.
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Aww... My old trick of shutting off the lights working with ya!!
You must have forgot about my nightvision haven't you? I've also checked you out with my X-Ray vision...., don't tell the hubby!
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