[MrPrena]

ROFL!!!! Well said!
I call that Fuk and Run (Derived from Hit and Run in baseball).
THis is when pre-paid cell phone with different area code works really well.
When you get tired of them, dump em. When they are persistant, just throw those $25-30 pre-paid cell phone into the trash can/recycle center at BestBuy.

First, I appreciate all the women in the world giving me an opportunity to ummmmmmmm date. I also thank them for allowing me to help me with HW, exam prep, and project/lab assistant during my busy school days. I love when girls helped me out with school stuff, and sleeping comes after.

Anyways, I once was somewhat dragged into going to a club 2days before my Physics mid term. I was worried about the damn exam, so I stayed quiet. One girl saw me as shy type, and got a #. Sadly, I lost her #.
Gosh, that was like 18-19 years ago.

Originally Posted by Billup

Debatable. Late bloomers are sometimes more socially awkward. Women are attracted to confidence, not shyness (well, some are..., the shy ones).


Words to live by; Poke and run, & put it in her bum. Don't want any accidental children or the girl thinking you actually like her. Huge deal breaker. Laugh in her face after and TELL HER you will NOT call her tomorrow.



She'll call immediately. It's fool proof.

[Litos]

this thread needs more yoga pants......

[Nkc]

I hear they're working on something called a No Virgins Left Behind Act. The act is mainly targeted at E9x drivers over the age of 20 that are still in possession of their V-card. Apparently these E9x drivers are the highest risk for mass murders (don't ask me why). So here's how it works. A bunch of sexually frustrated and desperate divorced women volunteer as tribute to those described above. Their job is to have sex with these virgin men/boys, demonstrate a fake orgasm, complain about their past sexual experiences, and lastly, exaggeratedly compliment these men/boys on how well they've performed. 1 less mass murder.

I think you've just been NVLB'ed. French kissing optional.

[Uber V8]

Originally Posted by Nkc

I hear they're working on something called a No Virgins Left Behind Act. The act is mainly targeted at E9x drivers over the age of 20 that are still in possession of their V-card. Apparently these E9x drivers are the highest risk for mass murders (don't ask me why). So here's how it works. A bunch of sexually frustrated and desperate divorced women volunteer as tribute to those described above. Their job is to have sex with these virgin men/boys, demonstrate a fake orgasm, complain about their past sexual experiences, and lastly, exaggeratedly compliment these men/boys on how well they've performed. 1 less mass murder.

I think you've just been NVLB'ed. French kissing optional.

Don't kiss these hoes.

[Fifty3bags]

Originally Posted by Nkc

I hear they're working on something called a No Virgins Left Behind Act. The act is mainly targeted at E9x drivers over the age of 20 that are still in possession of their V-card. Apparently these E9x drivers are the highest risk for mass murders (don't ask me why). So here's how it works. A bunch of sexually frustrated and desperate divorced women volunteer as tribute to those described above. Their job is to have sex with these virgin men/boys, demonstrate a fake orgasm, complain about their past sexual experiences, and lastly, exaggeratedly compliment these men/boys on how well they've performed. 1 less mass murder.

I think you've just been NVLB'ed. French kissing optional.

[MrPrena]

LOL. this is getting better.

I think guys make bigger deal with V-card than gals.
When I was in 20s, one idiot asked me "are you are virgin?"
I said "Sure"
It is much better than asking me how much I have on the money market accts, but why the hell would people ask that stupid question at work?

This idiot probably told everyone at work I still had my V-card. Sadly, couple gals I dated came over to pick me up for lunch at work, and he was the only one who didn't see that.

If you ask stupid question, you will get stupid answer.

Originally Posted by Nkc

I hear they're working on something called a No Virgins Left Behind Act. The act is mainly targeted at E9x drivers over the age of 20 that are still in possession of their V-card. Apparently these E9x drivers are the highest risk for mass murders (don't ask me why). So here's how it works. A bunch of sexually frustrated and desperate divorced women volunteer as tribute to those described above. Their job is to have sex with these virgin men/boys, demonstrate a fake orgasm, complain about their past sexual experiences, and lastly, exaggeratedly compliment these men/boys on how well they've performed. 1 less mass murder.

I think you've just been NVLB'ed. French kissing optional.

Originally Posted by FwdFtl

Don't kiss these hoes.

[MMMCOOKIES55]

My wife and I going on 6 years.

[Litos]

^^^ I hope you crush her soul every time ya'll do it...

good job man

[NEFARIOUS]

DAMN LOL I wasn't expecting this many replies!!

Originally Posted by Nkc

I hear they're working on something called a No Virgins Left Behind Act... The act is mainly targeted at E9x drivers over the age of 20 that are still in possession of their V-card. Apparently these E9x drivers are the highest risk for mass murders (don't ask me why). So here's how it works. A bunch of sexually frustrated and desperate divorced women volunteer as tribute to those described above. Their job is to have sex with these virgin men/boys, demonstrate a fake orgasm, complain about their past sexual experiences, and lastly, exaggeratedly compliment these men/boys on how well they've performed. 1 less mass murder.

I think you've just been NVLB'ed. French kissing optional.

LOL I haven't reached the point of wanting to kill people, and I knew right from the get-go that it was my own damn fault vs. that retarded gunman that sits at home and expects women to knock on his door and sit on his cock. I knew I had confidence issues ever since I had a perfect woman fall through my hands... Gorgeous as hell, very friendly and could talk intelligently about anything... But I approached her the wrong way and later learned that my way of being had a bad vibe to it... If I knew then what I knew now, she'd be with me instead of some ugly, bald jackass... Not to mention I've lived paycheck-to-paycheck for most of my working life and didn't even have money to get out of the house sometimes, so most of the time I just bowed out until I was more financially secure.

But I will say this: Instead of sitting in an E90 and wondering "where da bitchez at", My E90 got me more ass than a '91 Buick Century (AKA more effective than a condom), '04 Nissan Sentra (how am I supposed to "holla" when I had to tow this POS all the time?), '99 Toyota Solara and '05 Dodge Dakota COMBINED... 2 girls while I have the E90 vs. 1 with the Dakota and zero for the others

Also, there's a difference between virgin by choice (e.g. religion or personal ethics) and someone who wants it to happen but can't for the life of him. As I was the latter... I hate to sound nerdy but I actually read up and studied about sex since 1. If you tell a girl you're a late-aged virgin, your chances of it actually happening will diminish and 2. I didn't want to seem awkward when it finally happened and have a dead giveaway. With that, I ravaged my first-timer like a champ, not to mention with learning how to tell if a woman is faking it, I'm proud to report that no girl has under my watch ... Also, here's the most awkward thing: She still lived with him after the divorce, so I actually met Lazy-ass' ex-husband. If he's 31, still lives with his parents even before/during/after marriage and has sci-fi posters and figurines, her story checks out in my opinion

Originally Posted by FwdFtl

Considering you're no longer with this woman and based on what you're saying, it sounds like if I boned her one good time, I could make her my slave for life. They don't call me black hammer for nothing.

Then you'll dump her next week when you find out she doesn't speak one word of English and can't even make a sandwich ... Or in my case, when I had a job that started at 3:30 AM and after only sleeping 12 hours across 4 days when I had a bunch of emergencies, I was still the one that had to cook HER lazy-ass dinner once! In fact with friends, I don't use terms or endearment or her name... I just call her "Lazy-ass"

Originally Posted by bimmerfrk

pics of divorced chick who got her first orgasm from a virgin or it didn't happen....

Are spy shots OK? She didn't want me to take pics.

Originally Posted by Billup

Debatable. Late bloomers are sometimes more socially awkward. Women are attracted to confidence, not shyness (well, some are..., the shy ones).

Words to live by; Poke and run, & put it in her bum. Don't want any accidental children or the girl thinking you actually like her. Huge deal breaker. Laugh in her face after and TELL HER you will NOT call her tomorrow.

She'll call immediately. It's fool proof.

Great words...

Originally Posted by Nkc

Proud of you for not shooting up a whole bunch of college girls. 27 years is a very long time to hold that load. Now that you know what you're doing, use that confidence and catch up for the 10+ years of blue balls. Go get em tiger.

Thanks!

[bimmerfrk]

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

Are spy shots OK? She didn't want me to take pics.

yea man i'm just curious at this point.

[gtron]

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

Are spy shots OK? She didn't want me to take pics.

Originally Posted by bimmerfrk

yea man i'm just curious at this point.

[Bobble]

Originally Posted by Billup

I'm known across land and sea for my nostalgic art and my heart filled analogies on life.

Your art I have seen, your stick figure portrayal's are classic to those on the interweb, the other was new to me grasshopper!

[Bobble]

Originally Posted by Litos

this thread needs more yoga pants......

As long as it's not you or the "black hammer" in them! No offense meant

[P1]

Originally Posted by Litos

this thread needs more yoga pants......

Funny: the FedEx man just dropped off a Lululemon package addressed for my wife...

[Litos]

Originally Posted by P1et

Funny: the FedEx man just dropped off a Lululemon package addressed for my wife...

that's what my wife has.....

she also has some Nike ones that were posted above....

[Litos]

selfiesaturday

just got back from going on a date with my wife - went to go see Maleficent - freaking great movie !!!!

[grimlock]

[Taskmaster]

Does your wife have sisters? Just asking for a friend.

[Litos]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

Does your wife have sisters? Just asking for a friend.

yes....all 3 are married.....2 of them have kids.....

working on getting them on board with some "sister wives" shit.....

[Taskmaster]

Originally Posted by Litos

yes....all 3 are married.....2 of them have kids.....

working on getting them on board with some "sister wives" shit.....

Damn it, that doesn't help me...I mean my friend.

[NomadM3]

Originally Posted by Litos

selfiesaturday

just got back from going on a date with my wife - went to go see Maleficent - freaking great movie !!!!

Litos you need to start your own thread dedicated to your wife and post new pictures when you have them

[Litos]

left that gross broad at work and took the kids to the beach HAHA !!!!!