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      03-31-2016, 11:54 AM   #7459
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Come to my office. Will supply the Vikes.
Do you have any hot assistants I can bang? Vikes are awesome for the sack, too.

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      03-31-2016, 12:02 PM   #7460
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      03-31-2016, 12:11 PM   #7461
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Do you have any hot assistants I can bang? Vikes are awesome for the sack, too.



You'll always be my main squeeze! Classics NEVER go out of style.
Keep that one pls.
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      03-31-2016, 01:35 PM   #7462
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By what age do you want to get married and are you worried about your biological clock?
No rush. When the time is right, and I like to take my damn time. Not too concerned.
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      03-31-2016, 01:38 PM   #7463
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No rush. When the time is right, and I like to take my damn time. Not too concerned.
At what age do you want to settle down, get married, have kids etc.?
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      03-31-2016, 01:40 PM   #7464
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At what age do you want to settle down, get married, have kids etc.?
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      03-31-2016, 01:40 PM   #7465
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At what age do you want to settle down, get married, have kids etc.?
I don't think it's the age that's important, but where I'm at mentally, career-wise, how long I've been with the person, etc. If you want a number, I guess I always figured 28 sounded like a good time to get married when I was a kid.
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      03-31-2016, 01:48 PM   #7466
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OK - Real question for the ladies (not trying to steal away from the other question on the table), but I got one and you have to answer HONESTLY.
Lups Biorin bimmette Sara504

You get to pick ONE of the following - which do you pick.
1. A hot dude will give you great sex - all you want - for a whole weekend
2. Same hot dude will do all of your responsibilities - wash and clean all your stuff (cars, clothes, house, etc.), get all the stuff you've been putting off done - for a whole weekend.

Weekend of sex or weekend of free labor and just relaxing and not worrying?
Pick one and be honest.
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      03-31-2016, 01:51 PM   #7467
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Lol dad do some work man.
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      03-31-2016, 01:52 PM   #7468
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Lol dad do some work man.
I didn't ask for your vote, but relieved to know you would choose the labor.
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      03-31-2016, 01:55 PM   #7469
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Yeah, unfortunately some of us actually still have to labor.
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^He called you old
He is right... *cries dusty old man tears*
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      03-31-2016, 01:59 PM   #7473
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OK - Real question for the ladies (not trying to steal away from the other question on the table), but I got one and you have to answer HONESTLY.
Lups Biorin bimmette Sara504

You get to pick ONE of the following - which do you pick.
1. A hot dude will give you great sex - all you want - for a whole weekend
2. Same hot dude will do all of your responsibilities - wash and clean all your stuff (cars, clothes, house, etc.), get all the stuff you've been putting off done - for a whole weekend.

Weekend of sex or weekend of free labor and just relaxing and not worrying?
Pick one and be honest.
I shall speak for the MIA ladies:

depends, creampie or nah ?
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      03-31-2016, 02:01 PM   #7474
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depends, creampie or nah ?
As long as I have side eye Chloe on the brain...
This seems to apply...
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      03-31-2016, 02:03 PM   #7475
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As long as I have side eye Chloe on the brain...
This seems to apply...
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Smoosh is obsessed with the creampie. I mean I love creampies too.




I'm surprised you didn't just ask how many of them actually creampie.




That's actually kind of a dealbreaker for me. Thankfully, I have lots of trial runs to determine the mayonnaise level.
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Smoosh is obsessed with the creampie. I mean I love creampies too.




I'm surprised you didn't just ask how many of them actually creampie.




That's actually kind of a dealbreaker for me. Thankfully, I have lots of trial runs to determine the mayonnaise level.
I never got what the big deal was...
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I never got what the big deal was...
They make the giant ones too. Can you believe I had never seen a giant oatmeal creampie before?


Also, did you ever like zebra cakes?
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      03-31-2016, 02:09 PM   #7479
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zebra cakes?
aware me plz

when a black dude creams a white chick ?
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when a black dude creams a white chick ?
DUDE! That was excellent, I didn't even think about that!


But no, these:

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