[Verbiage]

Dude he's just fucking trolling man.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Dude he's just fucking trolling man.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I find my self profoundly confused about who to pity in your former relationship:
You, because she cheated on you...
Her, for being with you...
You, for being with someone that is sad enough to be with you...
Her, for being...

You see what is happening here... it is an endless cycle of fail.
If there is some quantifiable limit of goodness in the world, some of it died today, right here in this thread.

i was a weak minded fuck who had not yet experienced the glory of a creampie

now that I have, I am no longer a little boy

i'm a MAN

[qba335i]

Originally Posted by smoosh

If I'm creamping a chick on the first date, someone else is creamping that chick on their first date

my pops told me never to eat another man's creampie

My grandpa always told me that girls are like cars. You always want to be the first one to drive it/her.

[jtodd_fl]

The real smoosh
Note kleenex and lotion in close proximity to bed...

[US///M3]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

My Kinda girl.

She's a MILF.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

The real smoosh
Note kleenex and lotion in close proximity to bed...

1. i'm indian
2. i ain't no bitch
3. i'm not a virgin

[Verbiage]

How can you tell he is a virgin bitch looking at that picture?


He could be eyeballing a bed full of old creampie'd vaginas that he is contemplating on eating but he doesn't know if they've showered after their previous creampies.


EDIT: eyeballing a photograph of a bed he has of old creampie'd vaginas that he is contemplating on eating.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by smoosh

so if some dude creampied a chick yesterday, and this morning she washed her vagina, you would eat her out tonight ?

Well for starters she would have pissed and washed up immediately after if she she was wise. Then under normal operations, would take a shower that night or in the morning. Then my tongue would be punching her twat and fart box.


So yes.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Axius

Well for starters she would have pissed and washed up immediately after if she she was wise. Then under normal operations, would take a shower that night or in the morning. Then my tongue would be punching her twat and fart box.


So yes.

Bro we need a booty eating thread.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by US///M3

She's a MILF.

Lups is mine, back off. I've been cleaning her pool naked for the past year with very clear direction for my agenda.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by Axius

Well for starters she would have pissed and washed up immediately after if she she was wise. Then under normal operations, would take a shower that night or in the morning. Then my tongue would be punching her twat and fart box.


So yes.

ya'll are borderline gay

[Axius]

Borderline? I'll accept that. Beats crossing the border.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by smoosh

1. i'm indian
2. i ain't no bitch
3. i'm not a virgin

Thank you for clarifying... the actual real smoosh

(although, he's lying about 2 and probably 3 unless anal counts (receiving))

[smoosh]

oh toddy boy you crack me up

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by Axius

crossing the border

i once creampied a latina chick crossing the border illegally

after the deed was done, i sent her ass back to India

#trump2016

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Thank you for clarifying... the actual real smoosh

(although, he's lying about 2 and probably 3 unless anal counts (receiving))

[Axius]

Originally Posted by smoosh

i once creampied a latina chick crossing the border illegally

after the deed was done, i sent her ass back to India

#trump2016

Ummmmm...., well okay then.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by smoosh

i once creampied a latina chick crossing the border illegally

after the deed was done, i sent her ass back to India

#trump2016

I lol'd at this one... nice subtlety with the Latina - back to India thing. The rest of you still creeps me out. I thought you'd want to know.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

The ones that do admit it, we call whores.

Just because you like sex, you don't need to have it with everybody. Pick one and use him until the heart failure. Then search for a new victim.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Bro we need a booty eating thread.

YES!!!

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Lups

Just because you like sex, you don't need to have it with everybody. Pick one and use him until the heart failure. Then search for a new victim.

I worded that poorly. In your scenario, I wouldn't call that person a whore.