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      05-21-2015, 02:50 PM   #749
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*Left swipe*
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      05-21-2015, 02:54 PM   #751
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I kid. I loves you.
I don't know. If I had feelings, they would have been pretty hurt right there. Big kick right in the feels.
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      05-21-2015, 02:55 PM   #752
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You're not American?
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      05-21-2015, 02:55 PM   #753
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way I see it, those vaginas needed to be slayed, I had no choice but to give the ladies what they needed

I did them womans a favor, you hear
Well aren't you captain fucking amazing. I usually just make sure I'm taken care of then be on my way.
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      05-21-2015, 02:56 PM   #754
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You probably have chlamydia now

Do people not use condoms now when hooking up with some strange? Way too risky.
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      05-21-2015, 03:01 PM   #755
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Do people not use condoms now when hooking up with some strange? Way too risky.
It depends on where you put it
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way to crush his dreams, dude thought he hit the jackpot
Seriously, guy probably killed himself after she unmatched him.
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      05-21-2015, 05:33 PM   #757
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It depends on where you put it
http://nypost.com/2015/05/15/this-wo...ving-anal-sex/
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      05-21-2015, 05:36 PM   #758
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*Left swipe*
*ROTFLMAO*
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      05-21-2015, 05:52 PM   #759
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Swipe left or swipe right
I thought you were looking for a husband.
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      05-21-2015, 06:30 PM   #760
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Frightening! but she only has one hole like a genitourinary swiss army knife
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I thought you were looking for a husband.
Always on the prowl
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      05-21-2015, 07:40 PM   #762
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Always on the prowl
Why not try Christianmingle instead of tinder for a potential husband?
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      05-21-2015, 09:06 PM   #764
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Guess whose m6 completed production today?!?

THIS GUY'S.

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      05-21-2015, 09:59 PM   #765
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Guess who's m6 completed production today?!?

THIS GUYS.

I know, I know- nobody cares
"Whose" M6.
This "guy's".
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      05-21-2015, 10:02 PM   #766
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Guess who's m6 completed production today?!?

THIS GUYS.

I know, I know- nobody cares
"Whose" M6.
This "guy's".
I have no idea what you're talking about
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      05-21-2015, 10:07 PM   #767
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christianmingle does not cater to the golddiggers looking for a jacked guido

sorry not sorry, it's the truth
I'm not waiting for marriage to have sex. That site is for virgins
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      05-21-2015, 10:28 PM   #768
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christianmingle does not cater to the golddiggers looking for a jacked guido

sorry not sorry, it's the truth
I'm not waiting for marriage to have sex. That site is for virgins
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      05-21-2015, 10:55 PM   #769
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I have no idea what you're talking about
He's correcting your grammar.
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      05-21-2015, 10:56 PM   #770
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I have no idea what you're talking about
He's correcting your grammar.
I know that.

I edited it correctly and was responding sarcastically. Guess the tone didn't translate
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