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      08-08-2016, 07:08 AM   #7745
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AAR on my Tinder weekend:

Went to house party, then bar, then old girl decides to smash champagne bottle open bc she couldnt remove the cork. Cut her hand pretty bad so we had to uber to the hospital. Saw some lady crash her car into side of the hospital. Had to wait with her for 6 hours to get stitched up.

I'm placing this one in the worst date(s) bucket.
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      08-08-2016, 09:23 AM   #7747
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      08-08-2016, 09:55 AM   #7748
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      08-08-2016, 11:48 AM   #7749
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      08-08-2016, 12:03 PM   #7750
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She's used to more meat than your packing
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And she can have all the other sausage she wants...
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      08-08-2016, 03:26 PM   #7751
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      08-08-2016, 03:29 PM   #7752
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AAR on my Tinder weekend:

Went to house party, then bar, then old girl decides to smash champagne bottle open bc she couldnt remove the cork. Cut her hand pretty bad so we had to uber to the hospital. Saw some lady crash her car into side of the hospital. Had to wait with her for 6 hours to get stitched up.

I'm placing this one in the worst date(s) bucket.
at least it was interesting and unique?
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      08-08-2016, 03:50 PM   #7753
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AAR on my Tinder weekend:

Went to house party, then bar, then old girl decides to smash champagne bottle open bc she couldnt remove the cork. Cut her hand pretty bad so we had to uber to the hospital. Saw some lady crash her car into side of the hospital. Had to wait with her for 6 hours to get stitched up.

I'm placing this one in the worst date(s) bucket.
What you didn't show her how to open with a sword? Rookie.
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      08-08-2016, 06:59 PM   #7754
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      08-09-2016, 12:19 AM   #7755
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*you're

And she can have all the other sausage she wants...
Who is this sausage gobbler we are defaming
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      08-12-2016, 01:50 PM   #7756
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He probably accidentally stumbled upon a real life during his ban...
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      08-12-2016, 01:57 PM   #7758
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Hey 1MOREMOD - you gonna let him Grammar Nazi you like that!?!?!
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Hey 1MOREMOD - you gonna let him Grammar Nazi you like that!?!?!
I mean if I were him, I wouldn't let him get away with it.
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Hey 1MOREMOD - you gonna let him Grammar Nazi you like that!?!?!
I mean if I were him, I wouldn't let him get away with it.
I know, RIGHT?!?!

1MOREMOD is getting soft in his old alien age...
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      08-12-2016, 03:12 PM   #7761
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I know, RIGHT?!?!

1MOREMOD is getting soft in his old alien age...
Yeah. The 1MOREMOD I know would have bitch slapped him into next week by now. Is there some sort of intergalactic alien meeting going on?
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      08-12-2016, 03:14 PM   #7762
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      08-12-2016, 03:51 PM   #7763
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^Ha Ha!!

I'll just hide behind 1MOREMOD - since he wide as a dump truck
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      08-12-2016, 03:54 PM   #7764
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^Ha Ha!!

I'll just hide behind 1MOREMOD - since he wide as a dump truck
Oohhhh... And fat jokes??
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      08-12-2016, 04:34 PM   #7766
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