[MKSixer]

Verbiage

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Axius

Fuck off newbie.

Yes sir.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Engaging 'Eye-Gouge' Mode.

*holding... back... toes...*
*considering posting the ULTIMATE challenge*
Nope... can't do it to you guys again...

[MKSixer]

Axius

Where the hell have you been? As you can see, the STUFF is piling up here. jtodd_fl and me can't keep up with it!!

We will bring more bacon.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

There is too much fail here to even gather up all the quotes.... holy hell.

Biorin 2 things prevent me from more leg-humping, but I will apologize in advance - wait three things...

1) I don't want to be too slow and accidentally hump Verbiage . He's been in the vicinity.
2) Wife
3) The one I almost forgot... I am old... my son is your age. Not Verbiage , my legitimate one.
Oh... and bonus...
4) Respect

5) and this chair... that is AAAAALLLL I need.

Dad, you shouldn't even have needed to explain yourself. The main reason leg humping shouldn't take place is because....it's the internet.
















Besides, I don't wanna accidentally hump you anyway. Hmph.

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Verbiage

I can't take all this hate in one day! I'm gonna implode!

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

<shortened>
Besides, I don't wanna accidentally hump you anyway. Hmph.



I can't take all this hate in one day! I'm gonna implode!

Thank you for being precise about not wanting it to be an accident.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

*holding... back... toes...*
*considering posting the ULTIMATE challenge*
Nope... can't do it to you guys again...

When those damn things were at the top of the thread it was a fuqing horror show. No hyperbole. I had to cover the top of the screen until the page turned. *shudders*

[Axius]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Axius

Where the hell have you been? As you can see, the STUFF is piling up here. jtodd_fl and me can't keep up with it!!

We will bring more bacon.

I have been busy lately. I will not be back on until tomorrow (maybe).



Someone needs to take over as Axius for a while, while I do life stuff.



Should anyone need to reach me, I'm available via textual messages via cellular devices (burner phone).

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Axius

I have been busy lately. I will not be back on until tomorrow (maybe).



Someone needs to take over as Axius for a while, while I do life stuff.

Not gonna happen...there is only one Axius

[Axius]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Not gonna happen...there is only one Axius

This is true. However, I can't be top dog all the time. Too much pressure to be present and funny and smart and everything else everyone is jealous of about me.

[US///M3]

Originally Posted by Biorin

You look like you can cook and clean not like Axius.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Not gonna happen...there is only one Axius

Not entirely true...

There was someone named Billups some time ago...

So I hear... He also lived off of bacon...

Bacon > pussy I believe is how it went... But not crispy bacon so not sure how I feel about that...

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by shoei

Not entirely true...

There was someone named Billups some time ago...

So I hear... He also lived off of bacon...

Bacon > pussy I believe is how it went... But not crispy bacon so not sure how I feel about that...

WTF...not crispy bacon?!!??!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Yes sir.

Missed this, see you're upset, you can come back now. I grant you permission.

Originally Posted by shoei

Not entirely true...

There was someone named Billups some time ago...

So I hear... He also lived off of bacon...

Bacon > pussy I believe is how it went... But not crispy bacon so not sure how I feel about that...

I'm seriously getting sick of hearing about that douchenozzle, and I refrain from being associated of someone of his nature.

Originally Posted by MKSixer

WTF...not crispy bacon?!!??!

Bacon is meant to be cooked to where it has a (slight) crunch, but with a soft meaty core, typically slow cooked, so the fat melts in your mouth.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

WTF...not crispy bacon?!!??!

Okay we can now be friends... The OT is full of non crispy bacon lovers... Friendships were broken that day (looking at you, ASBSECU E93 ) lines were drawn, factions were created... It was a blood bath...

[Mywifes335]

On bacon > pussy. I'd say pussy wins.

Unless the pussy looks like old roast beef.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

On bacon > pussy. I'd say pussy wins.

Unless the pussy looks like old roast beef.

Oh nooooo not the roast beef flaps.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

On bacon > pussy. I'd say pussy wins.

Unless the pussy looks like old roast beef.

It goes;

pussy > bacon > firearms > motorcycle > everything else in the world.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Axius

It goes;

pussy > bacon > exotic cars>firearms > motorcycle > everything else in the world.

FTFY

[shoei]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

FTFY

Well that's why Billups isn't here anymore... Priorities weren't straight...

Speaking of bacon... I want some crispy swine now...

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by shoei

Okay we can now be friends... The OT is full of non crispy bacon lovers... Friendships were broken that day (looking at you, ASBSECU E93 ) lines were drawn, factions were created... It was a blood bath...

No peeing in the garden, however.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by shoei

Okay we can now be friends... The OT is full of non crispy bacon lovers... Friendships were broken that day (looking at you, ASBSECU E93 ) lines were drawn, factions were created... It was a blood bath...

Can I be Dauntless?

(Sorry, I have a teenage daughter... of course I know this crap.)