Confess here

Dang3r · 05-23-2022, 04:03 AM

I confess that Im willing to buy a wanted HP4 even my lizard hasnt been sold though...

Turkish Pickle · 05-23-2022, 10:23 AM

I confess that I don't appreciate one specific aspect about new BMW design. Everything else looks great, including the most recently released vehicles too.

The shift nub. What the fuck is this? Why is the electric i4 getting an actual shifter when the gas powered 3er LCI is getting the nub?

Sedan_Clan · 05-23-2022, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Dang3r

I confess that Im willing to buy a wanted HP4 even my lizard hasnt been sold though...

…as in, S1000RR HP4?

Dang3r · 05-24-2022, 05:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

…as in, S1000RR HP4?

This

Buug959 · 05-28-2022, 04:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Dang3r

This

Did you buy it?

Dang3r · 05-28-2022, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by LemansE90335xi

Did you buy it?

Not the displayed, but look into the right thread, bought it today.

Buug959 · 05-28-2022, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Dang3r

Not the displayed, but look into the right thread, bought it today.

Congratulations! I know you've been wanting to buy it for a little while.

cmyx6go · 05-30-2022, 04:56 PM

I have a flatbed scheduled to get me to the dealer tomorrow morning. Fucking tech nonsense. 2022 with 8,000 miles won’t start again. They told me two weeks ago it was due to a failed attempt at remote software update. Software updated successfully, all good. Couldn’t start again today. Got it started and went to the store. After restart, was hit with a wave of error messages including drivetrain malfunction, CEL, brake boost, failed left highbeam, unable to engage M1. I stalled at a light with people freaking out behind me. Was finally able to get her home after restart.

rebekahb · 05-30-2022, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by cmyx6go

I have a flatbed scheduled to get me to the dealer tomorrow morning. Fucking tech nonsense. 2022 with 8,000 miles won't start again. They told me two weeks ago it was due to a failed attempt at remote software update. Software updated successfully, all good. Couldn't start again today. Got it started and went to the store. After restart, was hit with a wave of error messages including drivetrain malfunction, CEL, brake boost, failed left highbeam, unable to engage M1. I stalled at a light with people freaking out behind me. Was finally able to get her home after restart.

Oh dawn, that sucks. Happy you made it home safely!

UncleWede · 05-30-2022, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by cmyx6go

I have a flatbed scheduled to get me to the dealer tomorrow morning. Fucking tech nonsense. 2022 with 8,000 miles won’t start again. They told me two weeks ago it was due to a failed attempt at remote software update. Software updated successfully, all good. Couldn’t start again today. Got it started and went to the store. After restart, was hit with a wave of error messages including drivetrain malfunction, CEL, brake boost, failed left highbeam, unable to engage M1. I stalled at a light with people freaking out behind me. Was finally able to get her home after restart.

I'm entertaining offers on the 22 X3 m40i. Dark grey, 11k miles

Sedan_Clan · 05-31-2022, 02:14 AM

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Originally Posted by cmyx6go

I have a flatbed scheduled to get me to the dealer tomorrow morning. Fucking tech nonsense. 2022 with 8,000 miles won't start again. They told me two weeks ago it was due to a failed attempt at remote software update. Software updated successfully, all good. Couldn't start again today. Got it started and went to the store. After restart, was hit with a wave of error messages including drivetrain malfunction, CEL, brake boost, failed left highbeam, unable to engage M1. I stalled at a light with people freaking out behind me. Was finally able to get her home after restart.

That sounds like such a pain in the ass. I'm glad you made it home.

G30M · 05-31-2022, 03:22 AM

i'm deeply infatuated with this

so f^%#ing sexy

Sedan_Clan · 05-31-2022, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by G80M4

i'm deeply infatuated with this

so f^%#ing sexy

[IMG]https://www.motorionline.com/wp-cont...T4-2020-17.jpg[/IMG]

Are you coming to the P-Side?

G30M · 05-31-2022, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Are you coming to the P-Side?

in a heartbeat if i can find a pot of gold. i thought the M340i would be my last petrol car but Porsche may have something to say about that ... been playing with the 718 configurator all week and driving the GTS/GT4/GT3 on my sim

shortlisted to 718 S with some mandatory and some nice to have options, the S is actually 300lbs lighter than the GTS?

them gearing tho' ....

Sedan_Clan · 05-31-2022, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by G80M4

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Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Are you coming to the P-Side?

in a heartbeat if i can find a pot of gold. i thought the M340i would be my last petrol car but Porsche may have something to say about that ... been playing with the 718 configurator all week and driving the GTS/GT4/GT3 on my sim

shortlisted to 718 S with some mandatory and some nice to have options, the S is actually 300lbs lighter than the GTS?

them gearing tho' ....

Wishing you luck. I love my Bimmers but I love the Porsche even more. I'm enjoying my '22 992 C2S.

BMWGUYinCO · 05-31-2022, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by cmyx6go

I have a flatbed scheduled to get me to the dealer tomorrow morning. Fucking tech nonsense. 2022 with 8,000 miles won’t start again. They told me two weeks ago it was due to a failed attempt at remote software update. Software updated successfully, all good. Couldn’t start again today. Got it started and went to the store. After restart, was hit with a wave of error messages including drivetrain malfunction, CEL, brake boost, failed left highbeam, unable to engage M1. I stalled at a light with people freaking out behind me. Was finally able to get her home after restart.

I really hope this doesn't turn into a nightmare for you. But I would definitely explain to the dealer that they can't turn the car back over to you if it can't drive. And yes, sometimes too much tech is too much tech. Meanwhile, are they providing you with a loaner at least?

Good luck

cmyx6go · 05-31-2022, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by BMWGUYinCO

I really hope this doesn't turn into a nightmare for you. But I would definitely explain to the dealer that they can't turn the car back over to you if it can't drive. And yes, sometimes too much tech is too much tech. Meanwhile, are they providing you with a loaner at least?

Good luck

Yes, I sent a text to my SA early this morning so they could save me a loaner. It's a 330, but it's a car.

Thank you!

cmyx6go · 05-31-2022, 05:23 PM

So the 330 isn’t bad. At least it has some pick up. The X1 I had last week couldn’t get out of its own way.

They changed the battery but it’s still throwing errors. The will reprogram tonight and should know something late morning. He said they would have to do some test drives. I just asked that they please not do Ferris Buellers day off test drives. Fingers crossed.

Esteban · 06-01-2022, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by cmyx6go

So the 330 isn’t bad. At least it has some pick up. The X1 I had last week couldn’t get out of its own way.

They changed the battery but it’s still throwing errors. The will reprogram tonight and should know something late morning. He said they would have to do some test drives. I just asked that they please not do Ferris Buellers day off test drives. Fingers crossed.

Hope they clear it up.

cmyx6go · 06-01-2022, 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Onesie

Sorry that’s happening to you.
What are the lemon laws in your state, do you know?

I sure hope it doesn't get to that point. Years ago, when I had the Jeep from hell, it was the exact same problem unresolved three times. I just hope they at least come back and can identify what it is. Losing power and stalling on a local street is one thing. On the highway at cruising speed is another.

CTinline-six · 06-01-2022, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by cmyx6go

So the 330 isn’t bad. At least it has some pick up. The X1 I had last week couldn’t get out of its own way.

They changed the battery but it’s still throwing errors. The will reprogram tonight and should know something late morning. He said they would have to do some test drives. I just asked that they please not do Ferris Buellers day off test drives. Fingers crossed.

That sucks. I've seen failing batteries do some strange things on these cars, but nothing like that. Sounds like an issue with a module to me.

UncleWede · 06-01-2022, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by cmyx6go

On the highway at cruising speed is another.

Interesting euphemism, coming from you

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cmyx6go Colonel 16851 Rep 2,088 Posts Drives: 2022 X6///M Comp Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: NYC iTrader: (2) Garage List 2019 X6 ///M [10.00]	So the 330 isn’t bad. At least it has some pick up. The X1 I had last week couldn’t get out of its own way. They changed the battery but it’s still throwing errors. The will reprogram tonight and should know something late morning. He said they would have to do some test drives. I just asked that they please not do Ferris Buellers day off test drives. Fingers crossed. __________________ I thought I was a good person but the way I react when people drive slowly in the left lane would suggest otherwise
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