[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

This question is too easy for Sara504

It was meant to be a softball to bring the distaff back to the fold.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

It was meant to be a softball to bring the distaff back to the fold.

Another epic verbal feat for today. Kudos for correct usage of distaff!

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Still one of my favorite movies!!

I'd still bang her.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Mr Tonka Why you too late with the lulz?

I could have done some of the script writing.

"As my good friend Mr_Tonka says, "No no-one wants to dye a hoe." Well, I am here to show you it is not that hard."

SugarSkulls could make some background music...

I lol'd at this harder than I should have.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

I'd still bang her.

If I had access to a temporal dislocation device. She probably looks like:

https://blueridgebluecollargirl.file.../old-crone.jpg

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by bimmette

My next DIY:

Good women hate hoes with a passion.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

If I had access to a temporal dislocation device. She probably looks like:

https://blueridgebluecollargirl.file.../old-crone.jpg

Dude! That's Baba Yaga!

There goes my erection. Thanks bro.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

If I had access to a temporal dislocation device. She probably looks like:

https://blueridgebluecollargirl.file.../old-crone.jpg

Wonder what her feet look like?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Dude! That's Baba Yaga!

There goes my erection. Thanks bro.

I'm here to help.

If you think that's bad, don't even attempt to see what jtodd_fl can do when he puts his mind to it. *shudders again*

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Wonder what her feet look like?

You already showed us. Remember?

[Mywifes335]

I can bang old but not fat....

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

You already showed us. Remember?

I know what you are thinking, so I will just say it to myself...

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I know what you are thinking, so I will just say it to myself...

I just spat out my tea!!!

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

I just spat out my tea!!!

Hopefully not on your Bironi suit/tie (which is, btw, an anagram for Biorin. Coincidence???

[Mywifes335]

He said tea...

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Hopefully not on your Bironi suit/tie (which is, btw, an anagram for Biorin. Coincidence???

Hmmmmm..

Dyslexia strikes!!

In BMW Polo today. Suits and crap for the last 3 weeks. Working from home this week.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

He said tea...

Afternoon. Green, decaffeinated.

Americano's in the morning.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Another epic verbal feat for today. Kudos for correct usage of distaff!

Are you:

1. An English Teacher (professor)
2. A walking thesaurus
3. Raised in New England (minus Dorchester and Worcester or anywhere else that cooks meth in NE)?

Just curious. Because your grammar and grasp of the English language is rare yet refreshing for an Internet forum.

A place where the word there/their/they're is commonly and unwittingly misused.

[Lups]

Omg old fucks.

Don't ruin an epic thread.

Questions?

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Afternoon. Green, decaffeinated.

Americano's in the morning.

We must be +/- 5 years in age.

Dreading reading glasses. Don't laugh you youngins...had friends on trading desk in early 40s rocking them.

[gtron]

Originally Posted by Lups

Omg old fucks.

Don't ruin an epic thread.

Questions?

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Lups

Omg old fucks.

Don't ruin an epic thread.

Questions?

I'm sorry, it must be dinner time (4pm CT).

Question:

Do Finnish women do it with wooly boots on?