Ask a girl anything?

ASBSECU E93 · 04-06-2016, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Wait, but you've only been using the internet for a couple years now?!?!

Haven't you heard - I'm the elder statesman of this shiznit...

US///M3 · 04-06-2016, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Hardly leg humpy when you've been irritating since this morning... If there's anyone that doesn't need "rescuing", it'd be that chick to be perfectly honest... Problem is, I remember you from other threads where your dazzling personality is the same... The whole "hitting" girls to tell them you like them stopped after you graduated from the playground... You don't know when to quit and that's the idiotic part...

Clearly you've got issues with women... Try not to murder anyone in the process, not even the prostitutes or dancers you mentioned earlier because of your crystal clear issues you have... You realize you make the leg humpers look non psychotic and normal, right? That's a pretty amazing feat in itself... So go on with your pathetic self, my guess is you won't be long for this world anyways...

How much do i owe you for the bad therapy session?

I hope you're not a real shrink and just play one on the car forums.

Mr Tonka · 04-06-2016, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Come guys, can't we all just get along? For the old people and kids?

Fuck that, i'm ready for total forum dissension. *throws on LBV and ties bandana around head*

shoei · 04-06-2016, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Wait, but you've only been using the internet for a couple years now?!?!

Haven't you heard - I'm the elder statesman of this shiznit...

EldEST... And you're still using AOL dialup... Don't get all excited over there... Your shit runs off of goats on a treadmill...

Verbiage · 04-06-2016, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

EldEST... And you're still using AOL dialup... Don't get all excited over there... Your shit runs off of goats on a treadmill...

ASBSECU E93 · 04-06-2016, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

EldEST... And you're still using AOL dialup... Don't get all excited over there... Your shit runs off of goats on a treadmill...

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

I did have a runaway goat emergency this afternoon...

Mywifes335 · 04-06-2016, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Fuck that, i'm ready for total forum dissension. *throws on LBV and ties bandana around head*

You know I was just quoting Rodney King, right? *dry sarcasm*

PoorLurker · 04-06-2016, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

EldEST... And you're still using AOL dialup... Don't get all excited over there... Your shit runs off of goats on a treadmill...

hahaha - Reminds me of the times when I see people write down their email and they write "@aol.com"
whoa...

Mywifes335 · 04-06-2016, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Do Black people actually like Drake?

bimmette · 04-06-2016, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Do Black people actually like Drake?

Does anyone like Drake?

bimmette · 04-06-2016, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

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Originally Posted by US///M3

Verbiage has my vote.

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

I floated this idea in another thread...but would anyone be interested in starting an "Ask a Black guy anything" thread?

Something along the lines of Paul Mooney?

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

A la Chappelle Show

I would be happy to oblige, if bimmette ever wished to do something like that again. Or, anyone else.

I started a black thread awhile back. It got shut down. But I do have a caribbean people thread.

I think people know what I look like. I might have to grow out my mustache a bit though. It's nowhere near the level of Biorin's.

I know what you look like, but I'd like to know what you sound like, so sure, you can be next.

Mywifes335 · 04-06-2016, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Does anyone like Drake?

I don't. Is he Canadian?

bimmette · 04-06-2016, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Does anyone like Drake?

I don't. Is he Canadian?

He is.

Mr Tonka · 04-06-2016, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

You know I was just quoting Rodney King, right? *dry sarcasm*

Yes, but i'm in the "old people" category around here. And for some reason, i'm not in a mood to get along today.

Mywifes335 · 04-06-2016, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Yes, but i'm in the "old people" category around here. And for some reason, i'm not in a mood to get along today.

Drink your Ensure and take some Xanax. Tomorrow is another day.

Why?

Because the the two fighters aren't even fighting.

Time for me to go massage my corns.

shoei · 04-06-2016, 11:04 PM

Lol@ does anyone like drake... I think the only person who does like drake is one of the Williams sisters... Although, I've firmly stood by Mr Williams had two SONS not daughters... Even if the sex was consensual, it could still be considered rape with them...

Wish we could give Canada back justin beiber and drake... And in exchange, we will take Canadian bacon and ketchup chips...

Aatish · 04-06-2016, 11:51 PM

...but I like Drake.

I can attest that Drake's music got me laid

shoei · 04-06-2016, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

...but I like Drake.

I can attest that Drake's music got me laid

Uhhh, is that with or without ruffies? Because short of that, I cannot fathom........

US///M3 · 04-07-2016, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Uhhh, is that with or without ruffies? Because short of that, I cannot fathom........

I like Drake too. I can attest that his music helped me get laid without using roofies as well.

Aatish · 04-07-2016, 12:22 AM

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...but I like Drake.

I can attest that Drake's music got me laid

Uhhh, is that with or without ruffies? Because short of that, I cannot fathom........

Kinda just started playing "Best I Ever Had" in the car while I was driving this girl home, she started singing the chorus, I started singing, next thing were in doing the deed

ASBSECU E93 · 04-07-2016, 12:36 AM

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Kinda just started playing "Best I Ever Had" in the car while I was driving this girl home, she started singing the chorus, I started singing, next thing were in doing the deed

If you had to stop at a gas station and 'pump her up' before the deed....doesn't count

Aatish · 04-07-2016, 12:38 AM

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Kinda just started playing "Best I Ever Had" in the car while I was driving this girl home, she started singing the chorus, I started singing, next thing were in doing the deed

If you had to stop at a gas station and 'pump her up' before the deed....doesn't count

Lol, I went in with a full tank, and topped her off. Cleaned her windows too

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