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      10-23-2015, 11:09 PM   #837
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The asian chick and the blonde chick I've already figured out. You are a little bit of an enigma that I have yet to figure out. You give a bunch of mixed signals so i'm a little confused, but its intriguing

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1) every guy fantasizes about being with 2 girls at once - why don't girls fantasize being with 2 guys at once?
2) is anal really enjoyable or are you really doing it for him?
3) dick or abs?
can u answer my questions ... these are serious. cuz... I wanna know
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      10-23-2015, 11:13 PM   #838
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The asian chick and the blonde chick I've already figured out. You are a little bit of an enigma that I have yet to figure out. YOu give a bunch of mixed signals so i'm a little confused.

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1) every guy fantasizes about being with 2 girls at once - why don't girls fantasize being with 2 guys at once?
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well, answer my questions then... these are serious. cuz... I wanna know
What's mixed?
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The asian chick and the blonde chick I've already figured out. You are a little bit of an enigma that I have yet to figure out. You give a bunch of mixed signals so i'm a little confused, but its intriguing

can u answer my questions ... these are serious. cuz... I wanna know
Fine, lets answer.

1. At least I don't. I have issues with letting people close to me.
2. Some do, some don't. Toys are very popular these days.
3. Shoulders for me, then abs. Back muscles third, neck fourth. By the time I'm looking at dick level I've eyefucked just about the whole baggage.
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      10-23-2015, 11:23 PM   #840
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well... without naming names, one of those girls is so out there, that I believe she is going to die sad, depressed, and alone. The other chick is a little bit of a prude. you are kinda in the middle. in some ways, you put yourself waaay out there - i.e. starting this thread, but at the same time, you are pretty sane. Mixed in all of that is wit, sarcasm, charm, mystery, intrigue, foodie, and what every guys loves - a hapa haole

don't let that get to your head
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Fine, lets answer.

1. At least I don't. I have issues with letting people close to me.
2. Some do, some don't. Toys are very popular these days.
3. Shoulders for me, then abs. Back muscles third, neck fourth. By the time I'm looking at dick level I've eyefucked just about the whole baggage.
your not the blonde chick i'm talking about
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      10-23-2015, 11:32 PM   #842
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your not the blonde chick i'm talking about
Hahaha, thanks for clearing that for me.
Am I the prude?!
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      10-23-2015, 11:37 PM   #843
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hahah NO... you are definitely not a prude!!!! Actually, i'm just curious, have you ever been with a woman?? And rubbin footsies with Tara doesn't count!!!!
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well... without naming names, one of those girls is so out there, that I believe she is going to die sad, depressed, and alone. The other chick is a little bit of a prude. you are kinda in the middle. in some ways, you put yourself waaay out there - i.e. starting this thread, but at the same time, you are pretty sane. Mixed in all of that is wit, sarcasm, charm, mystery, intrigue, foodie, and what every guys loves - a hapa haole

don't let that get to your head
Please don't bother trying to figure us out. As Biorin said, you're quite the back pedaller. You're the same guy who insulted me before and then took it back and PMed me that I was a cool chick. So please just stop insulting us. This thread was meant to be light-hearted and to help out a few guys.
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hahah NO... you are definitely not a prude!!!! Actually, i'm just curious, have you ever been with a woman?? And rubbin footsies with Tara doesn't count!!!!
Actually, Tara said it all.
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Following in the same vein as bimmette's question in the ask a guy thread, ladies, if you HAD to choose one as your job career which would you rather be and why?

A. Dancer at a Strip Club
B. Attendant at a Massage Parlor
C. Escort
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Please don't bother trying to figure us out. As Biorin said, you're quite the back pedaller. You're the same guy who insulted me before and then took it back and PMed me that I was a cool chick. So please just stop insulting us. This thread was meant to be light-hearted and to help out a few guys.
Hahaha... GUILTY!!!!

Tara - I never realized how cool you guys were. I came into this OT thing without having purchased my thicked-skinned suit. Since then, I've gone to the mall, and picked it up. I admit it - when I first came in here, I thought, you guys are all a bunch of insensitive luzers. Actually I still think that. But you know what? SO AM I!!!!!

So lets just have some fun. Btw... are you still a virgin?
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Following in the same vein as bimmette's question in the ask a guy thread, ladies, if you HAD to choose one as your job career which would you rather be and why?

A. Dancer at a Strip Club
B. Attendant at a Massage Parlor
C. Escort
I like working, can I have two jobs?
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Of course, but you need to prioritize them so we know where your passion lies.
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Of course, but you need to prioritize them so we know where your passion lies.
I love dancing so obviously I'd do that. Also I'd be awesome escort to a mildly kinky escort service. Sure, I wouldnt let anyone touch me but a few whips, ball gags, and I bet I could get good tips.
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I love dancing so obviously I'd do that. Also I'd be awesome escort to a mildly kinky escort service. Sure, I wouldnt let anyone touch me but a few whips, ball gags, and I bet I could get good tips.
Just the tip?
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You're the same guy who insulted me before and then took it back and PMed me that I was a cool chick.
As you recall, I told you I thought you were a high-maintenance girl, which... if you live anywhere near reality, is just a veiled comment of how hot I think you look.

Just a note to the girls on this forum... when an insecure guy thinks a girl is super cute, they will insult them
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Of course, but you need to prioritize them so we know where your passion lies.
I love dancing so obviously I'd do that. Also I'd be awesome escort to a mildly kinky escort service. Sure, I wouldnt let anyone touch me but a few whips, ball gags, and I bet I could get good tips.
Dominatrix it is!!
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
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I love dancing so obviously I'd do that. Also I'd be awesome escort to a mildly kinky escort service. Sure, I wouldnt let anyone touch me but a few whips, ball gags, and I bet I could get good tips.
Thanks for the insight into your fantasy careers Lups. What stage name and escort name would you use to keep your anonymity?
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Just the tip?
Bahahaahah.

I'm soooooo bad at letting (new) people near me it's not even funny. I don't even hug my relatives.
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Just the tip?
Bahahaahah.

I'm soooooo bad at letting (new) people near me it's not even funny. I don't even hug my relatives.
Proud to say that I've hugged you
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Dominatrix it is!!
You're banned from my office! You owe me money already!!

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Thanks for the insight into your fantasy careers Lups. What stage name and escort name would you use to keep your anonymity?
Meh, I've already done that to win a bet, though I never actually had to shed all clothes.

Stage name would be luppis/ lups/lup I'm kinda stuck with my usual ones.

I would get a personalized license plates with that for my new career, and I'd wear a lot of pink. See I'm planning now!
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Well I parked by her at a car meet and pissed her off. They took pictures of the new m4 with my e46 track car as backdrop was submitted to roundel by photographer but didn't make the issue.
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