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      03-09-2016, 02:02 PM   #837
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Don't light yourself on fire to keep others warm. But if you have extra wood, don't let others freeze.
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      03-09-2016, 02:02 PM   #838
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Lol, It's not, but she came to me for comfort. Can't leave her hanging.
watch it, she's trying to guilt you.. might not understand this concept until you're in your 30's, unfortunately
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Don't light yourself on fire to keep others warm. But if you have extra wood, don't let others freeze.
yes, but it's more insidious than that
i don't know the details of your relationship, but if it's happening, it's because u have been guilted before in some way by your parents/siblings
just speaking from experience, but may not be relevent to ur situation
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I'm still pissed thinking of all the times I made my ex come and only once did I really enjoy it on MY terms.. fuming

bitch really did know how to manipulate me
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I'm still pissed thinking of all the times I made my ex come and only once did I really enjoy it on MY terms.. fuming

bitch really did know how to manipulate me
Dats what da magic nookie do.
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...on the way to you bitchez crib
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I was going to post a success story here but just reading through this thread gave me herpes.
Yep - new sig...
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Dats what da magic nookie do.
and what made it worse was once when she was actually holding my dick she said "I can ask you anything I want right now [snicker]"
It's like I heard the words, but couldn't register their meaning.
Ahh, the drug of sex. Good thing im not in my 20's so therefor no longer suspectible. You guys ..

Man, that was really sinister. Like they can literally say to your face, you free will is mine, cuz im about to suck your dick. - WTH !
great now I want a bj
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Don't light yourself on fire to keep others warm. But if you have extra wood, don't let others freeze.
yes, but it's more insidious than that
i don't know the details of your relationship, but if it's happening, it's because u have been guilted before in some way by your parents/siblings
just speaking from experience, but may not be relevent to ur situation
Lol, I get what your saying and I've been "guilted". But from different girls. There are signs. None so far from this situation, but I'm keeping my eyes open
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Yep - new sig...
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and what made it worse was once when she was actually holding my dick she said "I can ask you anything I want right now [snicker]"
It's like I heard the words, but couldn't register their meaning.
Ahh, the drug of sex. Good thing im not in my 20's so therefor no longer suspectible. You guys ..

Man, that was really sinister. Like they can literally say to your face, you free will is mine, cuz im about to suck your dick. - WTH !
great now I want a bj
I must say, I've never run into that before, concerning the penial blackmail.
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I must say, I've never run into that before, concerning the penial blackmail.
fuck, i probably different spend enough time at the breast.. i'm so easily manipulated by simple pleasures
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grimlock is | | THAT close to failing the Turing test. 87% sure he is an AI (and I am using a VERY loose definition on the I here.)
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grimlock is | | THAT close to failing the Turing test. 87% sure he is an AI (and I am using a VERY loose definition on the I here.)
alien intelligence thats right

or u could just say im insane
but i am very convincing for someone who's nuts, aren't I?
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Grimmy, you just need to pay for a prostitute and get all those hormones out of your system.
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Grimmy, you just need to pay for a prostitute and get all those hormones out of your system.
But if she starts talking to him, he'll be fucked, apparently, because of what that mouth do.





Har har...triple entendre....he heh.
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Grimmy, you just need to pay for a prostitute and get all those hormones out of your system.
no no, don't like prostitutes.. it needs to have some difficulty to it. like sometimes youtube has buffering lag..
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Do prostitutes talk?
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Do prostitutes talk?
Sure they do. "$100, $200, $500", etc.



EDIT: change dollars to yen.



EDIT 2: grimmy said a girl grabbed his wee wee and said some mean things to him, so I threw that in there.
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Do prostitutes talk?
Sure they do. "$100, $200, $500", etc.



EDIT: change dollars to yen.



EDIT 2: grimmy said a girl grabbed his wee wee and said some mean things to him, so I threw that in there.
"Wee wee"
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no no, don't like prostitutes.. it needs to have some difficulty to it. like sometimes youtube has buffering lag..
You want difficulty? Try not paying her.
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