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      08-20-2014, 03:46 PM   #837
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my daughter is only 5 years old...

when I see her sitting like a boy, I always yell at her and tell her to sit right....

freaking kids.....
When she is of age, and potential Significant Others start calling your house phone or ringing your door bell for her, I belive those young men will think twice before they disrespect her in any way once they get a good look at her dad, lol
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      08-20-2014, 03:47 PM   #838
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I just thought this was common sense.
I WISH common sense was actually common
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      08-20-2014, 03:53 PM   #839
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When she is of age, and potential Significant Others start calling your house phone or ringing your door bell for her, I belive those young men will think twice before they disrespect her in any way once they get a good look at her dad, lol
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When she is of age, and potential Significant Others start calling your house phone or ringing your door bell for her, I belive those young men will think twice before they disrespect her in any way once they get a good look at her dad, lol
I would only hope lol....

my friends fuck with me and say "you know she's gonna have a dick all up in her grill one day, right !?!?"

I just shake my head and smile...

I'm gonna miss the tea parties





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      08-20-2014, 05:22 PM   #841
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      08-20-2014, 05:37 PM   #842
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I would only hope lol....

my friends fuck with me and say "you know she's gonna have a dick all up in her grill one day, right !?!?"

I just shake my head and smile...

I'm gonna miss the tea parties





You shake your head and smile? I would plant my fist down their throats.
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      08-20-2014, 05:39 PM   #843
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You shake your head and smile? I would plant my fist down their throats.
Again, glad I have a son cuz I agree....but they are probably his good buddies so they can talk s*** like that.
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      08-20-2014, 09:04 PM   #845
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yeah, I deserve it though - when my buddies and I get together it's a complete troll fest....

all we do is talk shit about all kinds of stuff.....everything goes HAHA !!!!

even though I'm typically the main troll, my buddies know what buttons to push on me...

it's a tough love lol.....
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Again, glad I have a son cuz I agree....but they are probably his good buddies so they can talk s*** like that.
I'm all about trolling with my friends, but two things are off limits: wives and children.
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I'm all about trolling with my friends, but two things are off limits: wives and children.
nope - with us, everything goes.....

grandmas, cars, wives, color of your skin, income level, clothes, etc......

everything goes.....

it's fun, when you do it amongst close friends.....

I've known my best friend since we were both growing up in the trailer park - 23 years.....
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      08-20-2014, 10:49 PM   #848
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nope - with us, everything goes.....

grandmas, cars, wives, color of your skin, income level, clothes, etc......

everything goes.....

it's fun, when you do it amongst close friends.....

I've known my best friend since we were both growing up in the trailer park - 23 years.....
Plus, you can't punch your pal for telling the truth. Right....?
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Plus, you can't punch your pal for telling the truth. Right....?
very true lol.....
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When she is of age, and potential Significant Others start calling your house phone or ringing your door bell for her, I belive those young men will think twice before they disrespect her in any way once they get a good look at her dad, lol
You're funny if you think they will be calling a house phone and ringing the door bell. What is this? The 90's? They'll be e-boinking and won't have the social skills/balls to actually meet up with each other.
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      08-21-2014, 01:43 PM   #851
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You're funny if you think they will be calling a house phone and ringing the door bell. What is this? The 90's? They'll be e-boinking and won't have the social skills/balls to actually meet up with each other.
This is true. I'm 22, and this was how most of high school was, it seemed. Though I always tried to meet my girl at the time's parents.
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      08-22-2014, 04:13 PM   #854
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This is true. I'm 22, and this was how most of high school was, it seemed. Though I always tried to meet my girl at the time's parents.
If you youngstas are only having sex with your SO via interwebs, then you are doing it wrong.

Go see her. Knock on a door. Climb through a window. Inviter her to your place or tell her to meet you outside if you still live with mommy. Basically, try sex with her when you can actually see/touch her. Trust me, you will like it better than ebonking.

You can thank me later.
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      08-22-2014, 04:15 PM   #855
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@ my recent Birthday Bash!

My nephew and wife

Her besties...

Hey TXSTYLE, tell the woman in the white dress with dark hair I said hello.
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      08-22-2014, 04:22 PM   #856
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Hey TXSTYLE, tell the woman in the white dress with dark hair I said hello.
will do.
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Hey TXSTYLE, tell the woman in the white dress with dark hair I said hello.
She reminds me of a younger Debi Mazar...
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      08-22-2014, 07:38 PM   #858
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She reminds me of a younger Debi Mazar...
Good actress. But I believe our friend is much prettier...
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