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M3 / M4 (I know one person who will choose this) 8 12.70%
X5 / X6 (I need to see over other cars...) 11 17.46%
X3 (All the performance of a CRV, twice the price) 2 3.17%
X1 (I hate station wagons, just drive a pretend one) 3 4.76%
Other German sedan/coupe (please describe below. Unless it is a B class. Then just go away) 6 9.52%
Other German SUV (please describe your brand of awful below) 6 9.52%
A domestic (don't bother explaining what kind, nobody cares) 6 9.52%
An estate/wagon (you have my total respect) 1 1.59%
3 series / 5 series (please describe below...then we can decide if we will mock you) 9 14.29%
Something else (please describe below) 17 26.98%
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      09-22-2015, 01:16 PM   #67
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Housewives in particular?

How do you know they are housewives and not just women drivers?
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x5 but she wants to trade it in for the Honda minivan.
Well, minivans are practical, if utterly soul destroying.

But on the bright side when the depression has driven you to various addictions and you lose your home and family, the minivan will be a convenient place for you to live for a few years.......

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i'll just leave this here in the misogyny thread.

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i'll just leave this here in the misogyny thread.
Nice video.

But this thread has nothing to do with misogyny.

If you read the original post or know who the people who are involved are, you'll realize pretty quickly the title of thread/poll was an inside joke started with Lups asking for a poll on "housewife" cars (a term she has adopted for herself) More specifically, she suggested this thread when a thread she made in F80post over what colour of cars dentists drive was locked (made because her friend Wah, a dentist, drives a white car, which is boring as all fuck - sorry Wah. it just is....) She wanted an equivalent thread in her honour....so I obliged.

If you think being a housewife (or maybe a dentist) is offensive I guess you can see misogyny here, but I don't think the rest of us do....
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Nice video.

But this thread has nothing to do with misogyny.

If you read the original post or know who the people who are involved are, you'll realize pretty quickly the title of thread/poll was an inside joke started with Lups asking for a poll on "housewife" cars (a term she has adopted for herself) More specifically, she suggested this thread when a thread she made in F80post over what colour of cars dentists drive was locked (made because her friend Wah, a dentist, drives a white car, which is boring as all fuck - sorry Wah. it just is....) She wanted an equivalent thread in her honour....so I obliged.

If you think being a housewife (or maybe a dentist) is offensive I guess you can see misogyny here, but I don't think the rest of us do....
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It all started with two people being bored, we made a thread of dentists car colors. It turned out to be too funny and might have shown that I was mildly wrong also with my assumption. It got shut down and then our resident smartass myzmak decided to use my innocent words against me and made this thread.

In the history of housewives, there have probably never been such a sad excuse for one as I am. I find it hilarious how a few guys here think its offensive since it implies all the good things. I have a home, I haven't killed my spouse (though he truly deserves it), and if not in the same sentence with a tv, I can see myself in a gym doing crunches while posting this.

If he had used the more accurate jailwidow, I might get worried about him owning a crystal ball.

All in all I would like to end this confusing speech with a quote from this morning: Get the fuck out of my kitchen or I'll run you over with your stupid car. I think I'm headed to the jail if he cooks ever again.
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It all started with two people being bored, we made a thread of dentists car colors. It turned out to be too funny and might have shown that I was mildly wrong also with my assumption. It got shut down and then our resident smartass myzmak decided to use my innocent words against me and made this thread.

In the history of housewives, there have probably never been such a sad excuse for one as I am. I find it hilarious how a few guys here think its offensive since it implies all the good things. I have a home, I haven't killed my spouse (though he truly deserves it), and if not in the same sentence with a tv, I can see myself in a gym doing crunches while posting this.

If he had used the more accurate jailwidow, I might get worried about him owning a crystal ball.

All in all I would like to end this confusing speech with a quote from this morning: Get the fuck out of my kitchen or I'll run you over with your stupid car. I think I'm headed to the jail if he cooks ever again.
Hmmm....I will probably wait on the 'what car does your jailwidow hope to drive when she gets out of prison' thread....

but it is a thought.......

Anyway, the important thing is: bacon. Bacon should be cooked in an oven.
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Anyway, the important thing is: bacon.

Fixed that for you. There was nothing more need be said
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Hmmm....I will probably wait on the 'what car does your jailwidow hope to drive when she gets out of prison' thread....

but it is a thought.......

Anyway, the important thing is: bacon. Bacon should be cooked in an oven.
An interesting question, I'm sure we would find an answer to that too if needed.

Bacon has to be fried in a grill or a pan to get all the grease out. Oven just doesn't bring the results one needs to make a perfect breakfast but I did suggest this I a mild and calm voice to the idiot I married after he tried for the second time in our married life to make food. The last time his excellent excuse was that there wasn't anything to eat in the house besides bacon, this morning his reason to wake up the whole house right after six was that I had brought the wrong brand of granola from the shop.

There is something seriously wrong with him. Twice in a week his actions have been suicidal. I do admit failing my duties as the housewife and my actions caused this all in a way, but after 7-10 years of marriage he should not be surprised of me fucking up.
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An interesting question, I'm sure we would find an answer to that too if needed.

Bacon has to be fried in a grill or a pan to get all the grease out. Oven just doesn't bring the results one needs to make a perfect breakfast but I did suggest this I a mild and calm voice to the idiot I married after he tried for the second time in our married life to make food. The last time his excellent excuse was that there wasn't anything to eat in the house besides bacon, this morning his reason to wake up the whole house right after six was that I had brought the wrong brand of granola from the shop.

There is something seriously wrong with him. Twice in a week his actions have been suicidal. I do admit failing my duties as the housewife and my actions caused this all in a way, but after 7-10 years of marriage he should not be surprised of me fucking up.
hmmmm....do you insist on overly dry/crispy bacon?

(if you do, you can still do it in an oven - just put the bacon on baking racks on top of the pan and let the grease drip below) but I find parchment paper does a good job of sopping up the excess grease while still leaving a bit of chew to the bacon.

but, I dunno, you are probably one of those weirdo Europeans who insists that beef be cooked until it is the consistency of shoe leather and whatnot....
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hmmm....from the description below your avatar, sounds like she drives what she wants, you get whatever is left....
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hmmmm....do you insist on overly dry/crispy bacon?

(if you do, you can still do it in an oven - just put the bacon on baking racks on top of the pan and let the grease drip below) but I find parchment paper does a good job of sopping up the excess grease while still leaving a bit of chew to the bacon.

but, I dunno, you are probably one of those weirdo Europeans who insists that beef be cooked until it is the consistency of shoe leather and whatnot....
How dare you!? Getting the fat out without burning it to too crispy horror stories is an art form! Steaks has to be raw. I prefer seeing the tail still wagging.

And I'm not buying anymore substances that wake me up at six am.
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hmmm....from the description below your avatar, sounds like she drives what she wants, you get whatever is left....
Yep, we needed a new truck to tow the boat so we bought the JGC, the MBZ was/is her's. We had 4 cars for 2 people and since the old Truck, said POS, has 181K on the clock and is not worthy of a gardner we kept that and I sold my E90. My underhanded plan is to purchase a P-car in the next couple of years once I destroy the truck and have earned the bonus points for driving said POS. You should understand this guilt based logic as wifey is Canuckistani and guilt is all those prairie girls have!
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Yep, we needed a new truck to tow the boat so we bought the JGC, the MBZ was/is her's. We had 4 cars for 2 people and since the old Truck, said POS, has 181K on the clock and is not worthy of a gardner we kept that and I sold my E90. My underhanded plan is to purchase a P-car in the next couple of years once I destroy the truck and have earned the bonus points for driving said POS. You should understand this guilt based logic as wifey is Canuckistani and guilt is all those prairie girls have!
Oh god. You poor man. Let me guess, a Ukrainian canuckistani from the prairie? I was born into such a family. I know aaaallllllllllll about the guilt. Even now my mother relies on a health dose of passive aggressive guilt and periodically making my favourite foods when I visit home to try to get me to do her bidding on pretty much everything......
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Oh god. You poor man. Let me guess, a Ukrainian canuckistani from the prairie? I was born into such a family. I know aaaallllllllllll about the guilt. Even now my mother relies on a health dose of passive aggressive guilt and periodically making my favourite foods when I visit home to try to get me to do her bidding on pretty much everything......
Close German but same scenario, only her mom will not shut up, the women can talk non stop with endless guilt trips about the "good old days" . I swear she breathes out her ass she talks so much.
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Close German but same scenario, only her mom will not shut up, the women can talk non stop with endless guilt trips about the "good old days" . I swear she breathes out her ass she talks so much.
I know the type.

What part of Canada is your wife from?
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