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Axius · 03-08-2016, 09:20 AM

How can I better communicate by looking at people in the eyes and not the boobs?

1MOREMOD · 03-08-2016, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

How can I better communicate by looking at people in the eyes and not the boobs?

Why would you want to do that? It's fine to ogle women.

CANGRKE70 · 03-08-2016, 09:41 AM

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Hey I need a car.

* milk capacity and milk specs.
* fun.
*a car that would suit me.

Under 200k euros in finland.

Tell me master... Can I truly live without a car again?

I'm taking out my friend's dog hauler to see one of my favorite bands in a few days. Since I'm driving, we're going by ice (lakes). But master, what does one buy after an M4 to be a true daily, and a dog hauler and a milk fetcher?

I hate the steering in the non M F's.
I can't stand the subaru rally line of the modern day.
Mitsubishi isn't my thing (and I will never again own an awd)
E90 below the M has their issues, the M has it's own.
E46 would considering where I'm now make me walk or push it more than to drive it

Specs are simple.

Manual.
Rwd
Below 200k e
Trashable.

Lups grab a 1999-2003 Peugeot 206 WRC it up, pay tribute to your countrymen Marcus Grönholm and Timo Rautiainen by buying all the milk you want in Jyväskylä and rallying it up by the thousand lakes.

CANGRKE70 · 03-08-2016, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Why would you want to do that? It's fine to ogle women.

Really on International Women's Day too?

jtodd_fl · 03-08-2016, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by CANGRKE70

Really on International Women's Day too?

[1moremodvoice]Yeah... the international women are sometimes hotter.[/1moremodvoice]

Axius · 03-08-2016, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by CANGRKE70

Really on International Women's Day too?

Every day is international women's day if you're risky enough.

jtodd_fl · 03-08-2016, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

How can I better communicate by looking at people in the eyes and not the boobs?

For those old enough to remember...

V1.47fan · 03-08-2016, 11:41 AM

What's the best way to reposition your junk at the gym without looking creepy?

UncleWede · 03-08-2016, 11:44 AM

just don't sniff after reaching in

Axius · 03-08-2016, 11:48 AM

What's a good way to get motivation for visiting a weight lifting facility?

jtodd_fl · 03-08-2016, 11:52 AM

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just don't sniff after reaching in

I like how there is no doubt about the "reaching in" part. No external manipulation allowed. Oh no, you reach in. Just don't sniff afterward.

1MOREMOD · 03-08-2016, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by V1.47fan

What's the best way to reposition your junk at the gym without looking creepy?

Do a proper nut grab like a boss.

1MOREMOD · 03-08-2016, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

What's a good way to get motivation for visiting a weight lifting facility?

Quit being a woman.

UncleWede · 03-08-2016, 11:55 AM

Sometimes those spandex pants get so tight you just have to move junk around, otherwise you could squish something important.

Right Mr.SugarSkulls

upstatedoc · 03-08-2016, 12:45 PM

How do you stuff all that beard into your race helmet?

1MOREMOD · 03-08-2016, 12:47 PM

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How do you stuff all that beard into your race helmet?

I don't this is a new thing and will likely go when that needs to happen unfortunately.

CANGRKE70 · 03-08-2016, 12:47 PM

Ok how do I get a body like this without roids. Is wearing Murica speedos part of the process?

Happy international women's day ladies.

1MOREMOD · 03-08-2016, 12:51 PM

Get lean, tan and shave to start. See what you got. Then bust your balls. Lean is easy, big and lean need drugs usually. I've worm my Daniel Craig man trunks in Hawaii and Mexico.

jtodd_fl · 03-08-2016, 12:55 PM

Hi 1MOREMOD Been a fan forever. Thanks for taking my post. So like, if you are going to break up with your girl, right. And you go over and she looks all hot and stuff, right. And she starts coming on to you and everything. Like, is it ok to go ahead and bang her and THEN break up with her? Or do you have to tell her first and let her decide? Thanks man. Really enjoy your show.

Lups · 03-08-2016, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by CANGRKE70

Lups grab a 1999-2003 Peugeot 206 WRC it up, pay tribute to your countrymen Marcus Grönholm and Timo Rautiainen by buying all the milk you want in Jyväskylä and rallying it up by the thousand lakes.

Right. My parents loved Citroens. I have gone through years of therapy because of French cars.

jtodd_fl · 03-08-2016, 01:05 PM

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Right. My parents loved Citroens. I have gone through years of therapy because of French cars.

Hah... I had a friend in high school who had a LeCar. We didn't have hipsters back then, but ... oh my God... he was a hipster before it was cool. Literally, he was OG hipster. Also ended up being gay (or at least bi, but I am pretty sure the girls were just to try not to be labeled as gay, which failed.) That car was an epic pile of crap.

jgoens · 03-08-2016, 01:27 PM

So, what kind of oil do you use?

03-08-2016, 09:20 AM	#67
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CANGRKE70 ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ 818 Rep 172 Posts Drives: 2012 BMW X5 Join Date: May 2015 Location: Toronto iTrader: (0)	Ok how do I get a body like this without roids. Is wearing Murica speedos part of the process? Happy international women's day ladies. __________________ Peter. Current Ride:2012 Alpine While BMW X5 35i Past Rides: 2005 Titanium Silver Metallic BMW X3 2005 Winning Blue Mica Mazda 3 1993 Milano Red Honda Prelude SR
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1MOREMOD - 11820 Rep 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	Get lean, tan and shave to start. See what you got. Then bust your balls. Lean is easy, big and lean need drugs usually. I've worm my Daniel Craig man trunks in Hawaii and Mexico.
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