Crazy girl advice poll

BMdblU · 03-24-2010, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by alpha325i

Looks like another leg-humping thread. We need more females on e90post for the ones that only have confidence to talk and flirt with girls online...

"don't be jealous i've been chatting with girls online alll day" hahaha

CollinsE90 · 03-24-2010, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by BMdblU

"don't be jealous i've been chatting with girls online alll day" hahaha

Peanuto · 03-25-2010, 10:39 AM

Ok. Here's what happened. Jesus what a nightmare. I didn't finish up at the office until seven so when I called her she said why don't we meet at the bar and grab something to eat/drink. Considering I hadn't had any time to eat yesterday this was exactly what I wanted to hear. Things start going wrong from the minute I say hello. Turns out she is a kindergarten teacher now and absolutely loves little kids. She continues to say how her ex didn't want kids or wasn't ready for them. I'm thinking jesus girl, pump the brakes here. This was all in the first five minutes. She then asks me how I feel about kids. I am 24. My life revolves around 5 things, eat, drink, work, sleep, vagina, repeat. I couldn't even think about having a kid right now and all the talk is creeping me out. She then spends the next half hour talking to me about how her sister and two best friends all have had kids in the past year and how jealous she is. I'm just thinking to myself, jesus christ, she's baby crazy. That is my cue to try to gtfo. As I am getting the check she says, and I quote "I'm so glad we're dating again." I just try to force a smile. She wants me to come back to her place, which, if she were normal crazy, not baby crazy I would happily oblige, I can handle normal crazy. If I go there, one thing will most likely happen. It has happened before to people I know and I am not going out like that. If I follow her home we would go to bang and she would tell me she's on the pill and I don't need to wear a condom. HA! BUUUULLLLSSSHHHIITTTTT. If she didn't spend the past hour talking about having kids I may believe her, but since she did, nope. Then what do you respond to that with a "No thanks I promise I trust you (lie) but I'm wrapping the rascal." Uh Uh. I ain't gon be no baby daddy. I made up how I had some sales meeting the next morning that I had to prep for and told her I would call her the next day. (Which isn't happening) The last time a girl told me she was on the pill and I didn't need a condom, I wrapped anyway. 3 Months later she was pregnant, found a poor sap to fall for it. Never mess with a woman that has having babies on the mind. Only bad things will come of it. I apologize for those of you who wanted me to PIITB. I wish the opportunity had allowed. But the risk was definitely not worth the reward.

solefald · 03-25-2010, 11:02 AM

^ lol. you should be apologizing to those to told you to run, because were were right! hahaha

Peanuto · 03-25-2010, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by solefald

^ lol. you should be apologizing to those to told you to run, because were were right! hahaha

Hey, but I am a man of my word, and did my best to comply to the results of the vote haha. But what a nightmare that was.

scollins · 03-25-2010, 12:22 PM

Vindication!!! I voted for the "run like hell moron...." poll option. 36 of us can now say "I told you so!"

But glad to hear you escaped unscathyed....

Salespunk · 03-25-2010, 05:47 PM

That is an awesome story.

J-9 · 03-25-2010, 05:53 PM

it was worth it to be wrong! good story and great call, bro.

Peanuto · 03-25-2010, 05:56 PM

Whew. I thought I was going to get flamed... haha

CollinsE90 · 03-25-2010, 05:59 PM

you would of got flamed if you feel into that trap, you have a 335i and she wants kids...i wonder why she chose you? and telling her you had a sales meeting prolly made it worse, she is on the prowl for a successful guy to birth her paycheck every month

ghosthi32 · 03-25-2010, 06:00 PM

hahahahah wow, woman was crazy! good job running. told you so...

UncleWede · 03-25-2010, 06:16 PM

still, PIITB. No babies come that way

I still remember a cartoon form Playboy or something, and she's holding a swaddled pile of shit. "You and your brilliant idea" or something like that

Kroy · 03-25-2010, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

still, PIITB. No babies come that way

I still remember a cartoon form Playboy or something, and she's holding a swaddled pile of shit. "You and your brilliant idea" or something like that

lol, that was the first thought on my mind after reading the report. good choice OP, great choice indeed.

OlivaresAnthony · 03-26-2010, 12:20 AM

Good job OP...

klipseracer · 03-26-2010, 02:18 AM

So what did she say?

Peanuto · 03-26-2010, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by klipseracer

So what did she say?

Read that long paragraph above. That is a summary of what happened. Not sure what you're asking.

bassholic · 03-26-2010, 09:13 AM

Sex with a condom - but i take it since you've been there already no need to get your rocks off on this one.

Peanuto · 03-26-2010, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by bassholic

Sex with a condom - but i take it since you've been there already no need to get your rocks off on this one.

There are two MAJOR flaws with this. #1 she and her boyfriends broke up last week. She could be 6 weeks pregnant and I wouldn't know. Condoms can fail. She could claim kid is mine. NOPE. #2 I wear a condom, she fucks some rando this weekend, gets knocked up, says it's mine. NO CHANCES. When it comes to kids and crazy bitches, I don't fuck around. No pussy worth the risk.

DBFIU · 03-26-2010, 09:35 AM

I told you she was out of whack dude. Listen to ole' DBFIU next time.

Peanuto · 03-26-2010, 09:44 AM

DBFIU? defensive back florida international university? If so sorry about the tragedy man, just heard about it on the news.

DBFIU · 03-26-2010, 09:58 AM

Close.

DB are my initials, FIU is the university I graduated from.

Nice try though.

View Poll Results: What do I do? Read below before choosing.
Hit it and hope the crazy doesn't come out (in a bad way at least)	61	54.46%
Run like hell moron! You know bitch can be crazy!	36	32.14%
Grab a drink one or two times or lunch, a more friendly thing and see how that goes.	15	13.39%
Voters: 112. You may not vote on this poll

03-25-2010, 10:39 AM	#69
Peanuto Private First Class 66 Rep 122 Posts Drives: E92 335i Lemans Blue M-sport Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Maryland iTrader: (0)	Ok. Here's what happened. Jesus what a nightmare. I didn't finish up at the office until seven so when I called her she said why don't we meet at the bar and grab something to eat/drink. Considering I hadn't had any time to eat yesterday this was exactly what I wanted to hear. Things start going wrong from the minute I say hello. Turns out she is a kindergarten teacher now and absolutely loves little kids. She continues to say how her ex didn't want kids or wasn't ready for them. I'm thinking jesus girl, pump the brakes here. This was all in the first five minutes. She then asks me how I feel about kids. I am 24. My life revolves around 5 things, eat, drink, work, sleep, vagina, repeat. I couldn't even think about having a kid right now and all the talk is creeping me out. She then spends the next half hour talking to me about how her sister and two best friends all have had kids in the past year and how jealous she is. I'm just thinking to myself, jesus christ, she's baby crazy. That is my cue to try to gtfo. As I am getting the check she says, and I quote "I'm so glad we're dating again." I just try to force a smile. She wants me to come back to her place, which, if she were normal crazy, not baby crazy I would happily oblige, I can handle normal crazy. If I go there, one thing will most likely happen. It has happened before to people I know and I am not going out like that. If I follow her home we would go to bang and she would tell me she's on the pill and I don't need to wear a condom. HA! BUUUULLLLSSSHHHIITTTTT. If she didn't spend the past hour talking about having kids I may believe her, but since she did, nope. Then what do you respond to that with a "No thanks I promise I trust you (lie) but I'm wrapping the rascal." Uh Uh. I ain't gon be no baby daddy. I made up how I had some sales meeting the next morning that I had to prep for and told her I would call her the next day. (Which isn't happening) The last time a girl told me she was on the pill and I didn't need a condom, I wrapped anyway. 3 Months later she was pregnant, found a poor sap to fall for it. Never mess with a woman that has having babies on the mind. Only bad things will come of it. I apologize for those of you who wanted me to PIITB. I wish the opportunity had allowed. But the risk was definitely not worth the reward.
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03-25-2010, 11:02 AM	#70
solefald Nigerian Prince 396 Rep 2,180 Posts Drives: '11 F25 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: San Diego, CA iTrader: (2) Garage List '11 BMW F25 [0.00]	^ lol. you should be apologizing to those to told you to run, because were were right! hahaha __________________ http://soundcloud.com/djtchort
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03-25-2010, 12:22 PM	#72
scollins Bootleggin' 'n Gunrunnin' 144 Rep 2,372 Posts Drives: 2024 X3 M40i Join Date: May 2007 Location: Renton, WA iTrader: (3)	Vindication!!! I voted for the "run like hell moron...." poll option. 36 of us can now say "I told you so!" But glad to hear you escaped unscathyed.... __________________ Scott 2024 G01 X3 M40i, Brooklyn Grey Metallic /// 2015 F15 X5 35i, Space Gray Metallic, 99K miles /// 2013 F30 320xi, Mojave Metallic, 112k miles 2019 Ford F450 STX, Oxford White 2013 Ducati Multistrada Touring S, Red
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03-25-2010, 05:47 PM	#73
Salespunk Lieutenant Colonel 1850 Rep 1,738 Posts Drives: Slow Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: SlowCal iTrader: (0)	That is an awesome story.
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03-25-2010, 05:53 PM	#74
J-9 Converting 93 octane to noise. 44 Rep 882 Posts Drives: 2018 F85 X5M Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: DC iTrader: (0)	it was worth it to be wrong! good story and great call, bro. __________________
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03-25-2010, 05:56 PM	#75
Peanuto Private First Class 66 Rep 122 Posts Drives: E92 335i Lemans Blue M-sport Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Maryland iTrader: (0)	Whew. I thought I was going to get flamed... haha
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03-25-2010, 05:59 PM	#76
CollinsE90 Where my bitches 784 Rep 1,924 Posts Drives: Cadillac coupe deville Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: street corner checking profits iTrader: (0)	you would of got flamed if you feel into that trap, you have a 335i and she wants kids...i wonder why she chose you? and telling her you had a sales meeting prolly made it worse, she is on the prowl for a successful guy to birth her paycheck every month __________________
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03-25-2010, 06:00 PM	#77
ghosthi32 Banned 39 Rep 2,504 Posts Drives: Water camel Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: strait of hormuz iTrader: (0)	hahahahah wow, woman was crazy! good job running. told you so...
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03-25-2010, 06:16 PM	#78
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18454 Rep 9,428 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	still, PIITB. No babies come that way I still remember a cartoon form Playboy or something, and she's holding a swaddled pile of shit. "You and your brilliant idea" or something like that
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03-26-2010, 12:20 AM	#80
OlivaresAnthony Colonel 101 Rep 2,095 Posts Drives: 2019 Toyota Tacoma TRD OR 4x4 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: San Diego, CA iTrader: (6) Garage List 2019 Toyota Tacoma ... [0.00] 2015 BMW 535i [0.00]	Good job OP... __________________ E90 325i\|Sparkling Graphite Metallic\|Steptronic\|Black Leatherette/Dark Burl Interior\|OEM Alarm\|35%Front/5%Rear Tint\|RD LED License Plate Lights\|Rear Fogs Activated\|Debadged\|Smoked Sidemarkers\|Blacklines\|Depo P90v2\|Matte Black Grille\|BMS PBX\|AFE Drop In\|Charcoal Filter Delete\|Air Scoops\| RM Silicone Intake Hose\| Magnaflow 14815\| 19" Avant Garde M310\|Continental DWS\|M3 Lip Spoiler
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03-26-2010, 02:18 AM	#81
klipseracer Banned 228 Rep 3,012 Posts Drives: 2007 E90 335i, 05 E46 330i Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Arizona iTrader: (27) Garage List 2007 335i [0.00] 2005 330i [0.00]	So what did she say?
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03-26-2010, 09:13 AM	#83
bassholic New Member 6 Rep 29 Posts Drives: 3 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: usa iTrader: (0)	Sex with a condom - but i take it since you've been there already no need to get your rocks off on this one.
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03-26-2010, 09:35 AM	#85
DBFIU Crack Addict 99 Rep 759 Posts Drives: Fast Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Hollywood, Florida iTrader: (0)	I told you she was out of whack dude. Listen to ole' DBFIU next time. __________________ 2009 - Titanium Silver - Steptronic - 135i - Nasty
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03-26-2010, 09:44 AM	#86
Peanuto Private First Class 66 Rep 122 Posts Drives: E92 335i Lemans Blue M-sport Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Maryland iTrader: (0)	DBFIU? defensive back florida international university? If so sorry about the tragedy man, just heard about it on the news.
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03-26-2010, 09:58 AM	#87
DBFIU Crack Addict 99 Rep 759 Posts Drives: Fast Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Hollywood, Florida iTrader: (0)	Close. DB are my initials, FIU is the university I graduated from. Nice try though. __________________ 2009 - Titanium Silver - Steptronic - 135i - Nasty
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