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      12-21-2017, 06:38 PM   #859
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That's why i keep sucking up to you daily. Resend.
Too bad so sad. You had your chance. Twice if I recall correctly. Screenshots work magic. So now you can find one from the internet or something.
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      12-21-2017, 06:44 PM   #860
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Too bad so sad. You had your chance. Twice if I recall correctly. Screenshots work magic. So now you can find one from the internet or something.
Once, but i guess i shall love you forever even when you doom me to a world of tasteless food. I mean, i deserve this I'm sure.

K. I think i can go try and reregister to the orchid forum I got banned from and i can find new people to love.

Don't mind me, the rain you see is not mostly my tears. I think.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      12-21-2017, 06:44 PM   #861
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I’m a ‘69 model and I’m not old. All a matter of maintenance and up keep.
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      12-21-2017, 07:31 PM   #862
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I’m a ‘69 model and I not old. All a matter of maintenance and up keep.
Preaching to the choir brofessor
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      12-21-2017, 07:39 PM   #863
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Finnish food sucks. I need new recipes!
Belgian food is excellent . At least when I cook !

But our potatoes still s@ck .
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      12-21-2017, 09:29 PM   #864
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      12-22-2017, 10:44 AM   #865
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hopefully they didn't have to pay the difference out of their pocket
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      12-22-2017, 10:49 AM   #866
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I've been living a double life.
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“How are Mr. Trump’s hands?” My hands are fine. You know, my hands are normal. Slightly large, actually. In fact, I buy a slightly smaller than large glove, okay? No, but I did this because everybody was saying to me, “Oh, your hands are very nice. They are normal.”
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      12-22-2017, 10:51 AM   #867
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I've been living a double life.
Actually a triple life
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      12-22-2017, 09:18 PM   #868
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I read this thread.
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      12-22-2017, 09:53 PM   #869
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I read this thread.
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      12-26-2017, 09:52 AM   #870
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I ate so much roast last night. I was on my third slab and people were eating dessert.
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      12-26-2017, 09:54 AM   #871
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I must confess, over the holidays, I heard the wife screaming.."wrong hole!!"....but I acted like I didn't hear and just kept right on pounding.
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      01-29-2018, 01:41 PM   #872
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      01-30-2018, 01:57 PM   #873
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I like Bruno Mars
Him (BANNED) or his music (let it slide)?
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      01-30-2018, 03:01 PM   #874
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When I was a kid i used to pee in the Ozarka Springs. Its bottled in Tx and i would squeeze the gizzard in there every day.
Oh man do i feel better. BTW some of you may have had my DNA in you. cheers.
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Last week I drove to my hairdresser...

I parked my car and saw a paper on his window..On the paper was written that he has the flu for X time .
I thought fuck and shit , because I was not in the mood to look after another/new hairdresser and I had lack of time like usual !

Came late back home from work that evening/night and took a shower , and looked to myself in the mirror and thought I have a sharp pair of scissors as well !

So I confess...

I started with my haircut job in front of the mirror in my bathroom . Need to say the result and styling looks pretty good because I got compliments of my new haircut/style at my work !
( #no joke )
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      01-31-2018, 03:22 AM   #877
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Ahh, I see you’re a man of rich culture too.


I turn on my rear fog lights when people get too close at the red lights. It’s fun to blind them.
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      01-31-2018, 03:36 AM   #878
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Also, Lups left me in the US.
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      01-31-2018, 12:19 PM   #879
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Ps. You can pixilate your face if you want.

I am curious. I gave myself a haircut last year and it was disastrous but that was my first attempt.
OK . No problem !
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I turn on my rear fog lights when people get too close at the red lights. It’s fun to blind them.
I throw my gearbox always in reverse , and that works outstanding !
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