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this idea actually has merit
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If possible and its completely empty and safe to do so, I like to cross double solid yellow lines to overtake slower cars in mexico
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well fair warning here, this post will be a bit graphic to paint a picture of the situation ***you have been warned*** other disclaimers: drinking and driving is bad. don't do it! I was completely complicit in my horrible choices that night I loathe thieves that night I was a total hypocrite- so I'm admitting that up front to save the forum peanut gallery from pointing out the obvious I was wrong every bit of the way I was out on a Thursday night in one of my favorite bars. "last call!!" rang out and I got one more beer. I was sitting on a stool near the bar. A girl ran up for last call getting a final drink. She looked over her shoulder at me, smiled and then backed up, and started rubbing her snizz up and down my leg I wasn't at all out looking for a hookup, but I was single at the time and boys will be boys... and she was ready for me we closed our tabs and went to an after hours club a couple blocks down and we were disgusting everyone with our little petting zoo so we left and I followed her to her apartment. Again, that should not have happened during the deed, somehow she mentioned her boyfriend; I don't recall how it came up while my balls were slapping her taint and asshole, but there it was. I objected a bit and she said "he's at school at Baylor, he knows what I do" I was disgusted at that point with myself and her. But the root was not finished. Not for a couple more minutes. After I was drained, I looked at her nightstand clock and seeing it was around 4:30AM I said "I hate you" She looked directly at me and laughed. "I just ate your cum and you hate me? hahaha" then she rolled over and started snoring in about 30 seconds WHAT. THE. FUCK, so there I was, realizing that i had to be at work in 3 hours, I was drunk, I just raw-dogged a total fucking slut and might have 1 or more diseases I never wanted I felt used all the stuff in her apartment sucked her music CDs, TV... everything: wasn't worth taking. I knew there was nothing in her purse because I had to pay the entrance fee to the after hours club. Then I looked in her fridge. BINGO! I took all of her booze and beer and put it in a pillowcase. Fortunately, I survived the drive to work without killing anyone or getting arrested, and after a nap in my car in the garage at work I managed to get through a days work smelling likes cigs, booze and skank. and still having hand stamps from clubs. |
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You dumb guy read what I said, nah I’m kidding but yeah I know we have the switch but it can’t be pressed. I did the mod already
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