First World Problems

2011CrazE89 · 07-24-2014, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

please tell me you haven't been working on it for 30 years.

I got it as a gift 20 years ago. I play around with it for a few minutes get frustrated and throw it back in a box. Worse 20 years of my life.

954Stealth · 07-24-2014, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by 2011CrazE89

I got it as a gift 20 years ago. I play around with it for a few minutes get frustrated and throw it back in a box. Worse 20 years of my life.

I realized that's why they made the colors removable stickers.

2011CrazE89 · 07-24-2014, 11:57 AM

I see videos of these little braniac kids banging it out in like a minute. I just want to punch them in the throat.

upstatedoc · 07-24-2014, 12:58 PM

Saw an animal shelter employee throwing bird seed onto the shelters parking lot in front of a huge flock of pigeons. I will not be putting my spare change in those little donation dog houses ever again.

954Stealth · 07-24-2014, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Saw an animal shelter employee throwing bird seed onto the shelters parking lot in front of a huge flock of pigeons. I will not be putting my spare change in those little donation dog houses ever again.

That reminds me, I'm tired of walking 5K to cure diseases. Can they just take my check and be done with it?

M_Six · 07-24-2014, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by 2011CrazE89

I see videos of these little braniac kids banging it out in like a minute. I just want to punch them in the throat.

It's the same 15 or so moves every time. There is a trick to it. I used to be able to do it in under a minute. There was a how-to book out back in the late 80's that showed you the secret. Once you learn the moves, it's a piece o' cake.

M_Six · 07-24-2014, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by 954Stealth

That reminds me, I'm tired of walking 5K to cure diseases. Can they just take my check and be done with it?

Let me right a check so I can be done with you and grab a beer.

grimlock · 07-24-2014, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by 954Stealth

I realized that's why they made the colors removable stickers.

I am tempted to that.. because I realize I will never be able to do it

Litos · 07-24-2014, 02:34 PM

so I may have explained in other threads (maybe this one) how I have been addicted to that stupid Spider Solitaire game on Windows computers...

well, the below email was typed up about 30 minutes ago to my wife (start from my email at the bottom)......

#firstworldproblems

UncleWede · 07-24-2014, 02:51 PM

^ Sounds like one of those astronaut stories

UncleWede · 07-24-2014, 02:53 PM

I ended up in the hospital about the time the cube of death came out. Someone thought it would help pass the time and help me recover. What helped me recover was to literally throw the demonic thing out the window and see it smash into pieces on the ground.

Litos · 07-24-2014, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

^ Sounds like one of those astronaut stories

I still got the screen up that shows I did it in 88 moves....

I don't want to close it and I don't even want to play again....

know what I mean ??

UncleWede · 07-24-2014, 03:11 PM

Astronaut story:

Mr. Smith "Honey, when you going to give me a blow job?"
Mrs. Smith "When that Armstrong kid lands on the moon"
Neil "You're welcome Mr. Smith"

Litos · 07-24-2014, 03:13 PM

lol.......

M_Six · 07-24-2014, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Litos

I still got the screen up that shows I did it in 88 moves....

I don't want to close it and I don't even want to play again....

know what I mean ??

What level? One, two, or four suits?

Litos · 07-24-2014, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by M_Six

What level? One, two, or four suits?

first one - been playing like every single day almost.....

now I don't even wanna play it anymore...

what the fuck am I gonna do at work now !??!

954Stealth · 07-24-2014, 03:50 PM

A few of the games I like aren't compatible with my Macbook Pro. Damn it.

dtn · 07-24-2014, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Litos

so I may have explained in other threads (maybe this one) how I have been addicted to that stupid Spider Solitaire game on Windows computers...

well, the below email was typed up about 30 minutes ago to my wife (start from my email at the bottom)......

#firstworldproblems

Do you guys use your work emails to talk about blowjobs?

dtn · 07-24-2014, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by 2011CrazE89

I see videos of these little braniac kids banging it out in like a minute. I just want to punch them in the throat.

I've seen clips of kids doing this blindfold after examining the cube for a min or too. Seriously

UncleWede · 07-24-2014, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Litos

what the fuck am I gonna do at work now !??!

Entertain us on E90???

2011CrazE89 · 07-24-2014, 07:03 PM

Took the dog for a walk. Picked up her poop only to discover that the bag had a hole in it. It was a long shitty walk back.

Litos · 07-24-2014, 07:16 PM

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Do you guys use your work emails to talk about blowjobs?

yes, just like 98% of the married workforce....

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