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      05-11-2016, 01:35 PM   #9351
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Wow! Funny story but this kid must've been scarred for life! At 14, did you have a good dick size frame of reference already or was his just...that....tiny?

I'm from finland. We have these things we use many times per week called sauna. We don't see nudity as you guys do.
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I'm from finland. We have these things we use many times per week called sauna. We don't see nudity as you guys do.
Do you smack yourselves with branches too? And each other... Playfully... Then pillow fights?
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I'm from finland. We have these things we use many times per week called sauna. We don't see nudity as you guys do.
Co-Ed sauna? I guess people become desensitized. But come on...some guys must pop boners at the sight of a chick (maybe Lups?) sometimes.

Then what?

#noghey #nothomosauna #nogheypoolparty
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Co-Ed sauna? I guess people become desensitized. But come on...some guys must pop boners at the sight of a chick (maybe Lups?) sometimes.

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#noghey #nothomosauna #nogheypoolparty
Great. Now in my imagination, instead of seeing Lups naked in my imaginary sauna, I see a parade of raging boners. Thanks asshat.
#are2ghey #ursaunaishomo
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Great. Now in my imagination, instead of seeing Lups naked in my imaginary sauna, I see a parade of raging boners. Thanks asshat.
#are2ghey #ursaunaishomo
Eh, your mind was headed there anyway. Why you wanna make my ass your hat? Gheeeeeyyyyy.....

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Crap, what happened in here.
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@Mywifes335 went full homo. I'm trying to keep his 50 shades of ghey out of my imaginary sauna and away from my imaginary naked lups.
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Eh, your mind was headed there anyway. Why you wanna make my ass your hat? Gheeeeeyyyyy.....

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Haha. Oh my God. Laughing too much.
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@Mywifes335 went full homo. I'm trying to keep his 50 shades of ghey out of my imaginary sauna and away from my imaginary naked lups.
50 shades of ghey. Lol!
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Crap, what happened in here.
Some homothug shit you don't need to know about.
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Lol Lups no more complaints of boredom with all of this spank bank attention you're getting.
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Why'd you being a paring knife?
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Co-Ed sauna? I guess people become desensitized. But come on...some guys must pop boners at the sight of a chick (maybe Lups?) sometimes.

Then what?

#noghey #nothomosauna #nogheypoolparty
Lol, most public saunas are coeds too here, and going in in a swim suit is frown upon. We just don't see it like that.

A Finnish sauna is hot and steamy. It works wonders on killing all hormonal action.

Now if I were mean, I could tell you what we do in our lakes, but that seems like a bad idea. We don't need horny american tourist back here. You'd die on our roads or block the traffic.
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Why'd you being a paring knife?
Cuz I'm Asian, alright?! Jeez...
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Cuz I'm Asian, alright?! Jeez...
JTodd made his generalization. But bro, you just admitted to it.
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JTodd made his generalization. But bro, you just admitted to it.
I done shot myself in the foot that I did.
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Great. Now in my imagination, instead of seeing Lups naked in my imaginary sauna, I see a parade of raging boners. Thanks asshat.
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50 shades of ghey. Lol!
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Verbiage Do you see what happens when you other dad is unsupervised for too long? And Mywifes335 is delirious from pain so we can excuse him!
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Verbiage Do you see what happens when you other dad is unsupervised for too long? And Mywifes335 is delirious from pain so we can excuse him!
Pain combined with the lack of carbohydrates. You know that's brain food.
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Pain combined with the lack of carbohydrates. You know that's brain food.
The taste.... That keto taste uggghh....
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Yeah, as much as naked chicks in a Sauna sounds cool it really isn't all that amazing. Especially if the Sauna is up to temp and some finn keeps putting more water on the rocks making your eyes feel like they are going to burn out of your skull. The best part of the sauna experience for me is running into the lake and then back in the sauna on repeat.

Now in the lake some groping tends to happen if everyone is skinny dipping. Which they should be if it's night.

Source: I'm married to and know a number of finns.
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