[shoei]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

Jesus. Is that what you call it? A "lawn"?

Yeah, you know like Lumen Field, home of the NFL Seattle Seahawks? Led by former Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson?

Well, my lawns also measured starting in yards, just like Lumen.

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by shoei

Yeah, you know like Lumen Field, home of the NFL Seattle Seahawks? Led by former Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson?

Well, my lawns also measured starting in yards, just like Lumen.

You're measured in yards huh?
shoei be like:

[shoei]

Some assembly required. Tim - bring yo tools.

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by shoei

You know, they came out with this invention awhile back, you may have heard of it, maybe not, but they have stamps you can use that have your signature.

Also. You can get on my lawn anytime.

Me no like. I trust those that work for me but I want to sign checks and control what is going out. No one is rubber stamping money leaving my companies.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Me no like. I trust those that work for me but I want to sign checks and control what is going out. No one is rubber stamping money leaving my companies.

Alright masochist. Then I shall recommend these two pens for those who sign a metric fuck ton of checks. Grey one is Pilot G2 and the red ink one is pentel? I'm picky about writing utensils.

[bucketfoot]

Originally Posted by shoei

Alright masochist. Then I shall recommend these two pens for those who sign a metric fuck ton of checks. Grey one is Pilot G2 and the red ink one is pentel? I'm picky about writing utensils.

I've switched from the G2 to a TUL gel.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by bucketfoot

I've switched from the G2 to a TUL gel.

Those are sweet writing too. I just like the metal limited edition G2's. Just those ones.

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by shoei

Alright masochist. Then I shall recommend these two pens for those who sign a metric fuck ton of checks. Grey one is Pilot G2 and the red ink one is pentel? I'm picky about writing utensils.

Question is whether they smear for a lefty like me.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

Question is whether they smear for a lefty like me.

Welp, it's been nice knowing ya. Life expectancy is shit for southpaws.

You guys get a raw deal on scissors and writing utensils.

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by shoei

Welp, it's been nice knowing ya. Life expectancy is shit for southpaws.

You guys get a raw deal on scissors and writing utensils.

But we're geniuses and good tennis players.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

But we're geniuses and good tennis players.

Do you play tennis? Otherwise you're gonna be 0-2.

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

But we're geniuses and good tennis players.

Me, my wife, and both kids are left handed.

Yes, yes, and yes (on the smearing). lol

Lefties FTW!

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by shoei

Do you play tennis? Otherwise you're gonna be 0-2.

Yes and I'll destroy you. Lol.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

Yes and I'll destroy you. Lol.

Uhmmm. Is this one of those things where I have to show respect to my elders and pretend to lose so you'll feel better?

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

Question is whether they smear for a lefty like me.

My daughter turns her paper, so she is writing in a up - down motion, instead of writing left - right. That way she doesn't smear. I never mastered that technique.

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by shoei

Uhmmm. Is this one of those things where I have to show respect to my elders and pretend to lose so you'll feel better?

You got PART of it right anyway, I demand respect.

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by Esteban

My daughter turns her paper, so she is writing in a up - down motion, instead of writing left - right. That way she doesn't smear. I never mastered that technique.

Interesting, me neither. This is where a "traditional" Japanese method would be handy for lefties. They write from right-to-left and up-and-down.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

Interesting, me neither. This is where a "traditional" Japanese method would be handy for lefties. They write from right-to-left and up-and-down.

Speaking of Japan… Russian military or what's left of the Russian military just started doing drills off the coast of Japan on some disputed islands.

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by shoei

Speaking of Japan… Russian military or what's left of the Russian military just started doing drills off the coast of Japan on some disputed islands.

Yeah, as far away from the Ukrainians as possible. Lol.
Seriously though, those islands in the northern territory near Hokkaido have been disputed since WW2. Pretty messed up.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

Yeah, as far away from the Ukrainians as possible. Lol.
Seriously though, those islands in the northern territory near Hokkaido have been disputed since WW2. Pretty messed up.

Yeah and if you remember, Russia just withdrew from the WWII peace treaty so Japan is all bent out of shape and rightfully so. They just approved an additional five years of spending on US military to continue having a presence.

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by shoei

Yeah and if you remember, Russia just withdrew from the WWII peace treaty so Japan is all bent out of shape and rightfully so. They just approved an additional five years of spending on US military to continue having a presence.

Yep. F*** Russia. China does the same crap in other territories.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

Yep. F*** Russia. China does the same crap in other territories.

I mean. Technically us also have done such things